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Hierachy Of A Business. BOSS: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God. ESTIMATOR: Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a shunting engine. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if sea is calm. Talks with God. ENGINEER: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds. Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine. Can shoot a speeding bullet. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks with God if special request is approved. PROJECT MANAGER: Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings. Is run over by locomotives. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury. Dog-paddles. Talks to walls. SUPERINTENDENT: Runs into buildings. Recognises locomotives two out of three times. Is not issued with ammunition. Can stay afloat with a life jacket. Argues with himself. PROJECT OFFICE MANAGER: Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says `Look at the choo-choo.' Wets himself with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Loses arguements against himself. THE SECRETARY: Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. She is God.