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The ANUS Official Benefit Preferred Theft List Blinkies: Red Blinkie 30 pts. Blue Blinkie 50 Yellow 45 White 50 Black 55 Orange 45 Signs: Stop 60 pts. DIP 80 Road 70 Slow Children 100 School Zone 60 No Parking 70 Light Ahead 70 Yield 90 Construction 70 Cones: Small 15 pts. Large 20 From cars: Hubcaps (complete set) 40 pts. Hood ornament 50 Radar detector 100 License plates (2) 70 Speakers, each. 100 Woofers 200 Stereo 300 Equalizer 200 Amp 200 Lighter 20 From shops: Beer, per ounce 10 pts. Hard Liquor, per ounce 20 Six-Pack 800 12-Pack 1600 Calculators 70 Walkman 90 Joystick 90 Toaster 90 Computer Monetary Value in Points Nintendo 600 Vibrator 200 Matchbox cars, each. 70 Waterguns 50 Knives 90 Stereos, etc. 200 Cash Monetary Value in Points Cigarettes 70 Pornography 80 Candy 30 Tapes 60 Miscellaneous: Street Lights 1000 Police Flashers 1000 Shopping Carts 200 Gas Station Flags 100 Cars 1000 Police Car 5000 A good day's score for 4 men/car: 6,000 and up Excellent: 20,000 God: 30,000 15-20 years: 50,000