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EXTRA: Look at Michael J. Fox, what do you think of?
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December 2000's last Issue - 256. 0012311086 hrs.
::: 256 - special 8-bit tribute edition :::
Greeeeeeetings and saaaaaalivations.
I just finished watching "Secret of My Succe$s" and "Back
To The Future;" I'm not proud, I'll admit it: and all I could
think of was blue cheese dressing. Yes, blue cheese dressing.
The chunky stuff. Ooey gooey chunks. Slippery slimy chunks.
No idea what I'm babbling about? Read on.
When my mom sees MJ Fox she sees what I could have been.
Basically all she'd hoped for me. My late dad used to see in
him drug addiction I guess, and a chip on his shoulder or
some such. I just remember him always calling him "a hophead
just like those Beatles boys." Don't worry, he didn't care
much for the Rolling Stones either. I look at him however,
I see what I once was for a very brief time. I look back
with shudders, moans, grunts, and sighs of relief as if
I'd just squeaked past it all within hairs of my life.
Yuck. The "me generation." I blame Michael J Fox, but I
ultimately blame _his_ hero, Ronald Wilson Reagan. You
can have it now on no money down. Buy it now, pay later, or
never, or whatever, who cares, let someone else pay.
What does Michael J. Fox represent to you? That's all I'm
asking. That's as far as I'm going to go with this too, because
I refuse to kick someone on their way down the Great Wheel.
He's getting 1.3 trillion come-uppances, and that's his trip.
I just watch it all going down from the sidelines. And that's
all I can say for now.
Anarchy cologne. Unisex. Get it at Gadzooks! Wait. Do you
even know what a Gadzooks is??? Hip store. Stickers, phat
pants, sparkley shirts and half shirts. If you live on either
coast you may be more familiar with the Hot Topic stores chain.
Bingo, it's a lot like that. Cheap clothing and accessories,
mass produced, sold at high prices abusing teens, young hipsters
and the parents of teens and young hipsters.
Have I summed it up right? I sampled some Anarchy yesterday.
What, you thought I was going to buy some? Well, at 15$ for a
2 oz red, white and black bottle with an easily "carved" /A/
symbol it's a pretty low price, but not for something that's
not even worth 99 cents! You want my honest opinion? What do I
look like, a perfume reviewer? A fashion critique??? OK, here
goes. It's a cross between that yellow and white box of bootleg
Giorgio and a huge bottle of that hideous spray stuff you buy
in an Avon catalog. That's not anarchy, my friend, that's a
trip to grammaw's house. Looking back if I had to say someone
who smelled exactly like Anarchy Unisex cologne I can say there's
a teacher I had in 3rd or 4th grade, wait, I was never her student.
I just passed her classroom in the hall sometimes. Don't remember
her name, but I sure do remember baby powder and something else.
Like something burning or something.
You walk wide but still you smell it. It attacks your throat
like a bee-sting as you cough all the way to your class, sitting
as close to the window as you can get. You regroup your breathing
abilities and your senses. The aftertaste is a cross between
SkinSoSoft and that DDT can your mom used to keep under the sink
back in the late 60's.
That's it. If you've never sampled Anarchy cologne, just reread
my column here. You've experienced as much as you need to.
Trust me.
Now I looked for them on the net and I found an anarchy cologne
for women alright. From about 10 years ago. It's still popular I
guess. And durned expensive. Like $58 bucks or something if I
remember right. But it's NOT THE SAME sniff. Perhaps these two
"corps" don't know anything about each other. I can almost see
a really neat lawsuit ensuing between the two. "We coined that
phrase first," "no we did..." "We own the rights," "no we do."
It's manufactured by some company called Rega International and
I'm told they're in Illinois. But I'm having equal troubles finding
them. No web presence in this day and age? Hmm. Odd. No, not odd
that they have no presence. Odd that they have no presence AND
they're commanding a niche in the import/export business.
Whaddya think. Maybe THAT's where the 1.3 billion to Colombia
went???
Oh well, won't be the last time we wasted necessary GNP on
something that smells, eh?
Michael J. Fox. Blue Cheese chunky stuff.
Heroin Chic: the end results.
Get it. Got it? Good.
--==( I'm Prime Anarchist, and I said that )==--
[anarchist wears polo cologne (old school - green
bottle) and occasionally smirks while trying to
justify $32 / oz. expense at his current longterm
lifestyle. "Priorities," he says, "priorities." ]
#'s
http://www.not.com
http://www.mad.com
http://www.fahq.com
http://www.anarchy.org
http://www.capsteps.com
http://www.thetruth.com
http://www.sondra.net/al
http://www.web-docent.com
http://www.sphereofhiphop.com
http://www.frucht.org/gigs.html
http://users.skynet.be/kola/index.htm
http://www.cowboypoetry.com/whois.htm
http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati255.html
http://www.eskimo.com/~galt/georgia.html
http://www.freespeech.org/anarchytos/pg.html
http://www.projectcensored.org/cyearbook.htm
http://www.info-design.com/columbine/katz02.htm
http://www.longlostperfume.com/anourverofch.html
http://www.freeRepublic.com/forum/a3a4f46871570.htm
http://web.tiscalinet.it/mastrorizzibros/m_j_fox.htm
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MOHORbuster.html
http://www.galleryAD.com/Art_of_Zines/12.07.00A.D./Taxali.html
"btw, the binary equivalent of today's date is 21."
-- Patrick Moore. January 1, 2001.
Hey, you look a little leafy.
HERE'S SOME LETTUCE 4 U...
Dear Editor:
Attached, please find two poems and my bio/cv.
Sincerely,
M.L. 'Max' Roth, Executive Editor
The Success Trust Literary Family
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[hey, do us a favor, would ya? resend 'em in
.txt format. -ed.]
to: ati@etext.org
So 1986 was the year that GE bought out MTV and NBC eh?
mausfan2005
[attn: to whoever originated what a friend sent me
titled "Coffeehouse patron finds Mother Teresa in
cinnamon bun," Please find us another URL to refer
to. That one broke overnite. -ed]
to: ati@etext.org
I KNOW A SECRET THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.......
YOU COULD BE EARNING $60,000 PER MONTH LIKE MY
BUSINESS PARTNER AND I!!!!!
Your just two postage stamps away from finding
out a secret that most people will never know.
bobdole@hotmail.com
[ed note: umm. oh well...]
to: ati@etext.org
Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where
very educated and polite with Snowhite. When they go out
work at mornign, they promissed a *huge* surprise.
Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and
the Seven Dwarfs enter...
Hahaha
[thanks for the virii, mickey! Good thing I use
all the ancient browsers. ;-) ]
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PRESS RELEASE
CA Prison Walk From February 1 -- March 4, 2001, there will be
an interfaith pilgrimage visiting about 22 prisons in California
to bring out the many issues related to prison injustices in the
United States.
This will be a good opportunity to bring out the many related
issues such as drug war injustices/corruptions, the death penalty,
racial disparities in the US "justice" system, Prop215 interference
by the Feds, etc.
This walk is being initiated/conducted by a Buddhist nun of the
Nipponzan Myohoji order which has conducted many prayer walks over
the past decades in America and around the world.
The local press on these walks typically offers good coverage of
them in part due to the "colorful" nature of the event which includes
the drumming and chanting of their traditional prayer for truthful
understanding. Depending on the size of local participation en route
the media coverage could expand to regional and national levels.
Projections as of now for number of long distance walkers
(15-17mi/day, total 500mi over a much longer route from Oakland to
Fresno to Tehachapi to San Bernardino to Los Angeles to Santa Barbara
ending at Lompoc prison) is a modest 10-15 walkers who will need
overnight accomodations along the way.
This walk has the potential to catalyze large events at locales
along the route depending on how well local organizers/coordinators
take advantage of this opportunity to participate locally and
organize events along the way so that local speakers can bring
out their various prison issue related messages to the participants
and the public via media coverage along the way.
Big or small, this walk will take place on schedule and whatever
"snowball effect" this announcement may have on the eventual size
and impact of this walk will depend on what the reader does with
this information in the coming days and weeks.
Please forward this brief overview message to your networks for
review of details at the walk website
http://www.stormpages.com/geronimo33/caprisonwalk.html and ask those
interested in helping to organize/coordinate local events along this
walk route, join a part of the route along the way, provide hospitality,
etc.
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Jadies and lentle-men, in honor of issue 256's 256ness,
I've powered up the old TRaSh80 model 100 portable computer.
Would you know the 4 AA batteries were still good?
After all these years.
Oh well, what a hassle it's gonna be null-modemming
this phile in, but you know what? It's gonna be worth it.
Do any of you remember null modemming? Well, that WAS before
Al Gore invented the NullModem cable wasn't it? Of course.
So...
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Somebody tell me, who's Tom Joad.
Bruce won't help me
Nor will Zack
I looked in the histr'y books
All the way back
Ask you ask you
I ask you please
Somebody tell me
Who's Tom Joad.
Somebody tell me
Who WAS Tom Joad
Arlo's tight-lipped -
N Woody's dead.
N Library of Congress
Should be destroyed
Just like Shakespeare said, said and said and said.
Ask me ask me If I
Told you you'd know'd.
Somebody tell me
Who was Tom Joad.
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1 more?
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Little Boy
Back seat of Chevy Geo
Stares into the sun
Dad passes a car.
Boy sicks his blue and white
PowerRanger doll on
The Overtaken vehicle
Through his backseat
passenger window.
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So add non-organic grapefruits to my
list of things that make both my wrists
lose all their hair overnite.
Organic ones don't!
The other two factors are 2400 mg. of
ulcer antibiotics per day and kenalog
cortisteroid back when I was little.
(((*^%&$^$#%^#%$#&^%^*&*^@!*^*&$^###@)))
We end this millenium with a poem reprint.
You Who Are New
by Sondra Ball
You who are new here,
who name your ancestors
through ships that sailed from Ireland
or from Italy;
who trace your ties with this land
through a mere two or three centuries;
how can you possibly understand
the hold a thousand generations
have upon me?
Twenty thousand years ago,
the blood of my grandmothers
splashed on the ground of birthing lodges
on this continent.
Twenty thousand years ago,
the bodies of my grandfathers
crumbled into soil
on this continent.
It is not history that holds me here,
or tradition,
or wanderlust.
It is blood-
the blood of a thousand generations
running through soil,
and through time,
into my veins
From AutumnLeaves Magazine
http://www.sondra.net/al/vol5/51new.htm
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