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"One more reference to Tae-Bo
and I'm going postal."
--Jack LaLane
A belated Happy Birthday to
Richie Havens.
"Thanks to Dr. Hunter S. Thompson."
--Lyle Lovett Liner Notes to
"Step Inside This House."
Greeting, and welcome 2 ATI 169.
We didn't cover the Grammies
this year. Any questions?
March, 1999. Almost half-moon.
Beginning TIE DYE
by TiDi Sushi.
Tie Die is an ancient craft.
Very old fragments of cloth have
been found all over the world.
The first people to do tie dye
may have discovered it by accident
when they were dying cloth and
some folds did not dye. Tie dye
somehow became a way of making
patterns and designs on
cloth by a "resist" method.
Traditionally, knots are tied,
the cloth is heated in liquid
dye, and the knotted areas
"resist" the color. When the
cloth is untied, the patterns
show up as white against a
colored background.
People have invented many ways
to make "resist" designs. Fold,
sew, wrap around objects to
name just a few.
Play around.
use imagination.
Have fun.
"There Are No Dryers in Belize"
a haiku
by Shell Stern
are no dryers here
what is a lint girl to do?
bellybutton blues
<><><><>
Shouts to Keiko Kobayashi,
Toby Keyes, Junji Shimanuki,
Fumbi, Steve Harjo, Nantiki
Rose, Leonard Crow Dog,
Norbert Running, Ya Yo Tso,
Martin Sheen, Lisa Faruoulo,
Amy Carter, David Hill,
Mike Haney, Ben Carnes,
Nathan Chasing Horse, Karen
Elkins, Mohammed Barakat,
Patrick Moore, Scott Daugs,
Jolene, Roger Trudell,
Hiromi Ota, Jack Ryan,
David Dellinger, Sue Reddin,
Elad Swart, Masae Sekikawa,
Fumi Takao and Brian Willson.
<><><><>
#'s!
http://www.shadowuniv.com
http://www.cassandrasrevenge.com/huh.htm
http://www.arcosanti.org
http://www.vbits99.com
http://elint.server101.com/welcome.htm
http://members.tripod.com/~likabel
http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/pagea~1.htm
http://www.kevinmitnick.com
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LETTUCE FROM THEMS READIN' US
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Hi there.
I found you from the E-Zine List.
I'd really like a review please.
If you need to know the sort of
music I'm doing, then check out
the URL below. (Feel free to
link too!!)
Cheers.
Jason
http://www.cosmic1.demon.co.uk/longhair/news.htm
to ati@etext.org
Similar to
http://marco.franklins.net
You've got them scattered
all over the place!
I've seen you've used the mystical
flute player Kokopeli.
[ed note: I didn't "use" him;
we love each other,
but yeah...] I am sure
you're aware (and I find it quite
fascinating) that the figure is
represented in virtually every
ancient American culture in almost
the same guise. There are some fine
examples scattered around the
southwest including the Hopi Flute
Clan and the Flute Clans of other
SW peoples.
JmG (702)
Marco,
How do trees know to grow straight up?
Almost all of them do.
I mean, stand on a steep hill,
you can't stand straight and tall
that long; how do THEY do it?
April (501)
FREE COMPUTER PERIPHERALS!!
Find out how. Hit your reply icon
to send us your e-mail address,
so we can begin spamming you til
it hurts!
If you want to be removed from this
list, hahahahoohoohoohahahahoohoo
hehehehahahahahooohooohoooo!!!
matte (212)
to ati@etext.org
I don't know much about the Reindeer
herders, but I hear they do
really good finnishwork.
Commie Dion (218)
Thanks, Marc.
Very nice. I think I may
have a use for that.
Robert
(205)
Dear Mr. Benchley:
Thank you for taking the
time to read this letter. I have
enjoyed you(r) books very much!
I, in turn, am working on a
writing project that entails
contacting writers, editors,
and publishers who have a bit
more familiarity with the horror
genre than most others do, and
asking them to vote for their
own personal choice of the three
best horror films of all time.
I would be most honored if
you could therefore e-mail your
response to this thorny question:
What are the three best horror
films of all time?
Best of luck to you in all
your endeavors!
Yours Sincerely,
William
[ed note: thank you, but you must
have mistaken one of us for someone
who likes sticking a toe in the
cold saltwater shark-infested,
surgical waste-filled, yucky briny
ooze and saying "c'mon in the
water's...]
[...but here goes,
1 conspiracy theory
2 wag the dog
3 barbara interviews monika
Those are the three best horror
films of all time, of course
discounting "The Deep" or "Jaws."]
Thomas Banyacya Memorial to take
place March 14th approx 10:00 am
@ Sapa Dawn Center 1013 Crystal
Springs Rd Yelm, Wa 98597.
We will pay tribute to this
special Elder on this day.
For more information
call: (360)458-7610....
Thank You....
Lisa (360)
Hi.
This is the qmail-send program at
www05.internic.cia.gov
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver
your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error;
I've given up. Sorry it
didn't work out.
<monica@drudge.com>:
Sorry, I couldn't find any host
by that name. (#4.1.2)
I'm not going to try again; this
message has been in the queue too long.
<drudge@monica.com>:
Sorry, I couldn't find any idiots by
that name. (#4.1.2) I'm not going to
try again; this message has been
in the hopper too long.
to ATI:
Re: Hopiland
Spoke with CNN Wednesday to verify
that they were on HPL filming. Says
segment will take a little time
to put together but will air in
April. Says there is a lot of
misinformation on the Net about CNN.
Kathy (602)
sirs:
MICROSOFT CORP
ONE MICROSOFT WAY #BLDG 8
NORTH OFFICE 2211
REDMOND,WA 98052
2068828080
REPORTING PERSON: Bill Gates
Social Security #: 539-60-5125
--anon
to: ati
re: nammies
<laffing>
You're going to have an awards
ceremony for a genre of music where
144 whole albums were released?
Can't wait for the Jewish American
Music Awards (JAMMIES), or more
importantly, the Independent American
Awards For Music Recorded In Small To
Medium/Large Studios When Initial
Setup For The Recording Event Began
On A Tuesday (IAAMRSMLSWISREBT-IES).
Recognition is a good thing.
This, however, is silly.
Twiddle (201) p
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Hello there. Prime here. How
ya doin?
"It's [sic.] the most fascistic
thing to happen on the United
States since the McCarthy trials."
--Erica Jong about Kenneth
Starr during Politically Inc.
Hanson at Hard Rock Live on VH-1
Almost looks like just the 3 of
them playing, right? Right.
3 extra guitarists and two more
pianists? Why didn't I think
of that when I was 14?
Stan Frieberg. 4-CD box set?
Who???
"ROSE ON ROSE: Bette Midler on
Charlie Rose Wed. Nite."
Wow, babe. That's the best she's
looked in 40 years. I almost
want her bod. Can I get dibs?
"Mucho Migwetch."
--Gil Fisher
got a pome 4 U. ready?
Barring Almost None
Liberal => literate.
Christian Right.
Can't spell for shit.
The anarchist checks
His own written word.
Politician, Admin, Spammer,
Schemer, pays out finished
Product looking like
Waste of bird.
....
"March Is Youth Art Month"
Yeah? Sez hoo??
You know, you get these things in
your inbox and they never tell you
whether it was by proclamation -
Nation? State? County? Town?
Did some little old blue-haired lady
up the street sitting in a hardly
solvent PR firm just announce that
so she could send you this stupid
press release promoting a high-school
crayon exhibition?
Yeah, I'm there,
What's your #?
---
Did you get your box of baked
truffles with only 3gm fat
yesterday?
---
Have you personally ever tried
Baked truffles?
Assuming baked truffles is priced
similarly to other baked people
snacks, how interested would you
be in purchasing the new baked
truffles for your household the
next time you get the munchies?
Do you recall which flavor of
baked truffles you received?
Do you or any member of your
household intend to eat baked
truffles?
How old are you?
Did you like that we wrapped them
in plastic first, then a cardboard
box, then more plastic?
Prime thinking they're nothing
but misshapen pringles!
<p><r><i><m><e>
"CURIOSITY SKILLED THE CAT: When
Typos and Lies Become History."
by Marc Frucht. Published by
YakHak, inc. 666 Madison Ave.
Look for it at Barnes & Stable
bookstores near you.
PRIME ANARCHIST POLL
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ATI wants to know. Email
us the phollowing 3 data. We'll
publish the averages for the next
week or 3.
1) How many blocks from your house
is the nearest Taco Bell.
2) Nearest Walmart?
3) Nearest Walgreens.
---s2s2---
:-) dictionary definition as metaphor.
Texacott. vnv. (verb built from a
verb-noun combo)
1. To refrain from buying a product
or service from a company that does,
or supports the doing of something
one doesn't believe in or approve.
[eg. we'll just have to texacott,
that'll fix 'em]
texacots, texacotting, texacotter.
2. (n) Placename for an entire state
that no one likes.
[eg. he's a texacottan, of course
we wouldn't like him.]
syn. dennys, exxonism, pentagone
http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli
--OP ED--
Recent millions of dollars have
been spent to stir up controversy
around Rigoberta Menchu's life.
Rumor, and rumors of rumors are being
spread. As campaigns go, it is more
resembling a war minute by minute.
This is a VERY BAD time for Menchu to
get smeared.
We're still trying to get to the bottom
of who killed Bishop Gerardi last year,
and this is NOT going to help.
The only thing I know negative about
Rigoberta so far is her inability to
denounce Mexican president Ernesto
"Cold War" Zedillo, for it's he who
granted her asylum when her brothers
and sisters were being hunted down
and killed. She lost two more first
cousins and another brother after
"I Rigoberto" was published.
Of course, she's afraid to denounce
him his oppression of Chiapanecos.
That would be like demanding that
Andres Segovia badmouth Spain!
I don't think whether her book is a
true autobiography or did she have
ghostwriters, whether it all happened
to her, or was it based on many events
and many people. I don't think any of
this is nearly as important as finding
out who assassinated Gerardi the Sunday
two days after his chilling book about
10 years of genocide in guatemala
was published last year. It's not
nearly as important as shutting down
the school of the Americas in Benning
Georgia where the people who killed
almost everyone Menchu knows got their
training. I dont' think it's nearly as
important as putting an end to death
squads, especially ones trained here
in the United States, most especially
if we are going to prance around saying
how focused we are on human rights.
The dark cloud over turtle island just
got 5 shades deeper when people began
smearing Mylady Menchu. I wonder how
many dollars US, are being spent on
THIS mission?????????????
Let's remain focused on justice please.
I think badmouthing her is harmful
right now. We can deal with the
accuracy/inaccuracy of her book AFTER
amnesty international's done charging
the US, AFTER the UN's done charging
the US, AFTER every country who's
signed on to ban landmines is done
charging the US.
--the editorial board of ATI
#
Two metaphors to lay on you all:
1: how would you like your marijuana.
With our without paraquot?
cocaine.
Baking soda or not?
Heroin.
Bleached or unbleached needle?
Milk.
BGH/BST or not?
2: A&M lays off 500.
Parker Pen lays off 425.
Caldor lays off 1200
AT&T and IBM each fire 2500 more.
But the enonomy's looking up.
US. JETS DID NOT BOMB IRAQ
<PAWN> Bag Dad - Between 11am today
and 1pm GMT, US warplanes did not
bomb any sights in Iraq proper.
This is the first two hour period
in 11 years that the United States
had no "foreign policy" in Iraq.
we end this ranticle with a verse
and a chorus of a song, entitled,
Zilla. (c)1999 by Shy Ster
Dbm
When generals make agreements
Ab7 Dbm
Free trade isn't free.
Dbm
How about them got left out
F#7 Dbm
How 'bout you and me.
Dbm
Free trade, free trade.
Ab7 Dbm
Free trade isn't free.
Dbm
Free trade, free trade.
Ab7 Dbm
NAFTA; fallacy.
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