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Living in such a state taTestaTesTaTe etats a hcus ni gniviL
of mind in which time sTATEsTAtEsTaTeStA emit hcihw ni dnim of
does not pass, space STateSTaTeSTaTeStAtE ecaps ,ssap ton seod
does not exist, and sTATeSt oFOfOfo dna ,tsixe ton seod
idea is not there. STatEst ofoFOFo .ereht ton si aedi
Stuck in a place staTEsT OfOFofo ecalp a ni kcutS
where movements TATeSTa foFofoF stnemevom erehw
are impossible fOFoFOf elbissopmi era
in all forms, UsOFofO ,smrof lla ni
physical and nbEifof dna lacisyhp
or mental - uNBeInO - latnem ro
your mind is UNbeinG si dnim rouy
focusing on a unBEING a no gnisucof
lone thing, or NBeINgu ro ,gniht enol
a lone nothing. bEinGUn .gnihton enol a
You are numb and EiNguNB dna bmun era ouY
unaware to events stneve ot erawanu
taking place - not -iSSuE- ton - ecalp gnikat
knowing how or what number 115 tahw ro woh gniwonk
to think. You are in 02/07/98 ni era uoY .kniht ot
a state of unbeing.... ....gniebnu fo etats a
Yes, I borrowed this mast-head.
http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/SoB/sob27.txt
I mostly wanted to showcase it for any of you who haven't seen
such good ascii art in quite a while.
& Lynx friendly no less.
I'm prime anarchist and this is issue number 115.
Have happy reading...
ladies
and
gentlemen, the
world's shortest
prime anarchist
editorial...
"drumroll please,"
Or was that eggroll? Ham samwich? Grand Slam? Moons over my
Hammy? Grand Canyon?
THE UNITED NATIONS IS RIGHT THIS MOMENT (HAS BEEN FOR 3 DAYS NOW)
IN ARIZONA INVESTIGATING THE UNITED STATES FOR HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE
CHARGES AND NO ONE IN THE PRESS SEEMS TO GIVE A CARE. WHY? WHY?? WHY?!?
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/kokopeli.html
Is William Jefferson Clinton's loose penis THAT important???
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Dear Prime,
I didn't change a thing. Look at this paragraph from AP!
Israel has asked to buy millions of doses of antidote to the
weapons from the United States, according to an Israeli
government official who spoke on condition of anonymity.
Little Pete, Earl of Sand.
Pux, Penn.
Why would ATI ever be upset that Paul Harvey was hawking Walmart. That
dyed in the wool conservative has been fooling the american public for
years with his down home folksy crap. We all think he's telling nice
stories of americana when the reality is that he's one step away from Rush
Limbaugh.
Trust me. Go get a history of Paul Harvey's broadcasts and listen to them
for a week. By the end if you're not puking your guts out then you are a
card carrying member of the Christian Coalition for the rights of unborn
white republicans.
So wake up ATI!!! That's not your fathers Pontiac you're getting screwed in.
-DP-
Boston, Mass.
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(editor's note: does anyone know if this actually works? I'm thinking of
digging out the old P-38 and mailing it to Ted Kaszinksi as a birthday
gift)
i, woodstok, and my lawyers and my llamas and my father and my
father before him, who was a drag queen in LA and his hamster disclaim
everything we could possibly disclaim and sum things we prolli cant
but o well dont bother suing me cause i dont have the cash anyway.
If you are offended easily, go away now. If you are
super religious and take things way too seriously concerning
your religion, go away as well.
The same goes for those with no sense of humor.
If you decide to stay, and something does offend you, you are
free to write me and whine about it, but chances
are unless you have a legitamate complaint I'm just going to
laugh at your letter, and put up on my page if it's stupid enough.
But anyhow, this is what I'm going to do. If you see something on
this page that you think you have seen before or created
yourself, then you know where the credit is due.
Otherwise I take all credit for everything else,
unless you yourself want to take credit for something, which you are
certainly free to do so. I'm not going to know probably,
and even if I did i dont really care.
If you want to put something written from my page on yours, by all
means go ahead. I'd appreciate a link back here or a
little mention of my name, but if not, oh well. I don't really care.
a goodly portion of the stuff on this page, including this
disclaimer, is stolen anyway. Thank you, drive thru.
http://woodstok.incyberspace.com/disclaim.html
//picture//
This site is
made in the
U S A
by illegal
immigrants.
to: ati@etext.org
>Have you suborned yet?
I am suborn again Christian!
sincerely,
OHM (old 203)
Dear Marco,
It should be fine if you reprint the "Mad Ave" article in your weekly
'zine' as long as your zine is as you state; "I make no money doing this".
Please credit similar to the following "from Adbusters Magazine
www.adbusters.org 1-800-663-1243
Jonathan
(notas editas: here you go:
http://www.adbusters.org/Articles/mad.html )
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USP LEAVENWORTH Text and Graphics by Lori Kettner & Maureen Flynn-Hart,
L A W R E N C E , K S - On May 20, Walk Across
America For Mother Earth marched into a flurry of events designed
to honor indigenous people.
You can believe in Creator in any way you choose in the US, but
ultimately you have to respect the Earth. Ultimately you have to live
a life where the Earth replenishes itself each spring. It is THE way
of life.
"This country is following a drug-mentality - it's a
mentality that will do anything for a quick fix," said
David Hill in front of Leonard Peltier's Leavenworth
jail cell. "They are out there teaching you that you
are one purchase away from happiness. We want you to
know that is a lie. You have to find happiness today.
You have to find freedom today. Don't let them convince
you that you have to wait until you're 65 and you have
to have a Winnebago before you can find freedom."
We now return you to the reprint of the interview Prime Anarchist gave
in 1992 to Infinite Onion magazine about his walk across the country.
David Fischer - Is there a connection to Big Mountain? If so what?
Prime Anarchist - Oh yeah. A big one. The people down at Big Mountain
are living proof that the Genocide of the last
500 years is still going on. In fact after people
up in Pine Ridge, and the people over at the
Nevada Test Site trying to live through all the
bombing on their ancestors' lands, Big Mountain is
one of the biggest travesties of justice and simply
the worst insult to humanity there is.
Fischer - You want to say more, I can tell...
Anarchist - Get those vapor locking Navy A-6 fighters and polluting
Air Force B-2's away from the Four Corners area! You're
ruining the juniper and sage and you're scaring the hell
out of the sheep. Do you know how hard it is to lead 6 goats
and forty sheep after a fighter pilot screams up a ravine
you're in... 9 feet over your head??? One time I found a sheep
shaking behind a rock as if she knew it was the end of the
world. If you keep doing this... maybe this WILL be the end.
D.F. - Craziest story?
P.A. - Craziest, hmmm. Well, in Amarillo there's ten pink Cadillacs
with their noses buried in an old corn field. It's called the
Cadillac Ranch Museum and some oil baron guy bought ten brand
new cadillacs to do this, I swear. They look like they fell out
of the sky.
"Looks crazy," said one of the other walkers.
"Looks pretty fucking stupid," I said. My journal entry that day
just says: "only in Amerikkka."
Keep in mind this is Texas where you can get a free 72 ounce steak if
you can eat all of it in half an hour without dropping dead from
cholesterol shock, angina, or a full blown heart attack.
D.F. - What convinced you to join the army??? And what convinced you
to get out?
P.A. - Good question. I joined in '88 for the peacetime GI Bill to go
to college. During basic training a Navy A-6 blew 2 Libyan
MIG's out of the water and when we found out everyone cheered
except me. It suddenly dawned on me. There's two pilots I've
never met and will never know if I liked them or hated them.
I'll never know. They're dead. And we're fucking cheering.
Then a year later we invaded Panama to regain control of the
Canal and to shut Noriega up about Bush's hand in Iran Contra.
Then exactly a year later we're kicking it into high gear --
Showing George is no whimp, he goes after Saddam Hussein
"the next hitler," he tells us. Yeah, the same guy Bush helped stuff
ballot boxes for in 1980 in his "election" against a man named Bakr
who wasn't as "moderate" and as "secular" as Hussein. Back then, Bush
called him Mr. Hussein. Now it's Sodom??? Gamorrah Bush is slimier than
a one-eyed sapsucker on a honeycovered x-rated waterslide at Disney.
But I digress. Right after the Persian Gulf war I got a medical
discharge which I was supposed to get 8 months prior. Did you know we
were about 20 bodies away from a draft during Operation Desert Swarm?
Yes. And I made one of them!!! They kept me listed as a full fledged
"active duty" even though my paperwork had to say "physically unfit
for duty." The scoop is -- if I left without a soldier coming in from
basic to replace me, we were a social security number away from
not effectively defending the continental US during our gallavants
overseas. And that would have looked bad to congress. And God forbid
to the American people. So they released me after "mop-up." If I didn't
have a medical discharge coming for my knee injury, I would've hunger
struck. There are about 700 soldiers still in stockades over in Saudi
and God knows how many everywhere else. And all they did was say,
"count me out." Oh well, that just gave me eight more months to decide
how much I hate Bush's administration, and any pseudo democratic
alternatives, and this whole fascist government. Do you know where
Hussein got his signal corps training when he was a young officer?
FORT GORDON, GA!!! I SAT IN HIS OLD CHAIR DURING MINE!!! That was
back when we didn't like Iran I guess. And Russia didn't like Iraq.
(This interview continues next week in issue 116)
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And
now
let's
lighten
up to
with the
a tune
prime of
anarchist Joan Osborne's
parody. ONE
OF
US
If God had a job; what would it be
And would he pull in per hour
Or salary
Would he work real hard
Or break for coffee
Yeah, yeah,
God works hard.
And yea, yeah,
Punch the time card.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
What if God made minimum
Just a job at minimum
Would he work for minimum
Or be a jerk for minimum.
If God was employed; what would he do
And would he come in at nine
Or maybe two
And would he ask union scale
And save for an IRA
Take straight pay
Or share all the profits (prophets?)
And yeah, yeah.
God kinda slacks
yeah yeah, he's always eating snacks.
And yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah...
What if God made minimum
Just a job at minimum
Would you downsize God for minimum.
Or be a jerk for minimum.
.x.x.x.x.x.x.
.pap #'s run.
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http://www.earthtimes.org
http://www.purefiction.com/pages/res2.htm
http://www.columbia.edu/acis/bartleby
http://www.inf.ufsc.br/barata0.html
http://www.disinfo.com
http://www.laughnet.net/archive/misc/barbie.htm
http://www.planet-peace.org/trudell/index1.html
http://www.teleport.com/~canyon/cr7013.htm
http://www.cybercuba.com
http://www.elpais.es
http://www.restless.com/moog.html
http://www.lingsoft.fi/~mvoipio/highways.html
http://www.ipl.org
http://www.applicom.com/vbm/Hartes.htm
http://weeklywire.com/alibi/current
http://providencephoenix.com
http://www.loc.gov
http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
http://www.downcity.net/downcity/current/dylan.htlm
/ THE /
/CALENDULA SECTION/
February 6 1945 Bob Marley's birthday
Feb 17 1778 Fernando Sor born
Feb 20 1946 J. Geils SuBorned
1967 Kurt Cobain born with silver cokespoon in hand.
1770 Fernando Carulli born in Naples.
Feb 21 1893 Andres Segovia born in Granada
Feb 23 1944 Johnny Winter born with a white mustache
Feb 26 ???? Johnny Cash born wearing black
1964 Prime Anarchist born in the Peter Bent, Boston, MA.
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