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: August 1994 - * ____ \ / ______ BRoTHeRHooD oF WaReZ :
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: The Brotherhood | o / ___| \ / | -++- | |__| | BRoTHeRHooD oF WaReZ :
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REZ KRAD WAREZ KRAD| 2) DOP3 MEMBER LIZT |KRAD WAREZ KRAD WARE
Z KRAD WAREZ KRAD W| 3) UEBERADMIN'S TIP OF THE WEEK |AD WAREZ KRAD WAREZ
KRAD WAREZ KRAD WAR| 4) SPAFFY TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! | WAREZ KRAD WAREZ KR
AD WAREZ KRAD WAREZ| 5) OD3 TO A K0D3 |AREZ KRAD WAREZ KRAD
WAREZ KRAD WAREZ KR| 6) BoW WORLD NEWS |Z KRAD WAREZ KRAD WA
REZ KRAD WAREZ KRAD| 7) THIS WEEKS WAREZ - A REVIEW |KRAD WAREZ KRAD WARE
Z KRAD WAREZ KRAD W| 8) BoW WERD PUZZLE |AD WAREZ KRAD WAREZ
KRAD WAREZ KRAD WAR| 9) ERIKB IZ A FRAIDY KAT | WAREZ KRAD WAREZ KR
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WELL HERE'S FUQIN ISSUE NUMBER EIGHT.
IT TOOK SO FUQN LONG TO DO BECAUSE
EVERYONE IS LIKE ON VACATION, GOT
BUSTED, OR HAS LIKE FUQIN DISSAPPEARED,
AND I'VE BEEN DOING REAL LIFE STUFF.
AND I WENT TO HOPE TOO WHICH WAS LIKE
PRETTY FUN EXCEPT I SPENT THE WHOLE
TIME KOURIERING WAREZ FROM MY HOTEL
ROOM, SO I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO
ACTUALLY MEET ANYONE EXCEPT THE
CLEANING LADY WHO WASN'T VERY
INTERESTING ANYWAY. WE GOT A SHITLOAD
OF NEW SITES AND SHIT SINCE THE LAST
ISSUE. AND SINCE WE'RE CYBERPUNKS AND
SHIT WE NOW GOT A SITE ON THE WORLD
WIDE WEB (FUQN INFORMATION SUPER
HIGHWAY). WE'RE WORKING ON GETTING
AN ACCOUNT ON AOL, BUT WE'RE STILL
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE CLIENT
SOFTWARE. HERE'S NOW ALL THE SITES
ON THE ISH THAT HAVEN'T BEEN BUSTED
YET (WELL, TWO WERE RM -RF-ED, BUT
THEY'VE BEEN RESTOCKED WITH WAREZ
SINCE)
WWW -> http://www.io.org/~pluvius/bow.html
FSP -> 199.2.48.200 31337
FTP -> etext.archive.umich.edu /Zines/BoW
-> corrupt.sekurity.com /pub/ZiNE/BoW
-> ftp.netcom.com /pub/illusion/BoW
SUBMISSIONS HAVE BEEN REALLY SLOW
AND SHIT LATELY, EXCEPT FOR A FEW
THINGS, THE ONLY STUFF I'VE GOTTEN
IS LIKE LAME SONGS AND STUFF. I'M
LIKE SICK OF GETTING LYRICS. DON'T
SEND ANYMORE. IT'S LIKE THE ONE
THING I LIKE BEST, SO IF OTHER PPL
SEND IN SONGS THAT MEANS I DON'T
GET TO DO ONE.
ALSO, DON'T LIKE CALL ME OR MSG
ME ON IRC AND ASK TO BE A DIST SITE,
I WON'T REMEMBER. EMAIL ME YOUR ADD.
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES. OTHER WISE I
FORGET AND SHIT. BUT IF YOU EMAIL
ME STUFF I LIKE SAVE IT IN A FILE,
AND IF I GET TO MY ACCOUNT BEFORE
IT GETS WIPED AGAIN, THEN I WILL
LIKE SEE IT AND REMEMBER IT.
SO LIKE JUST EMAIL STUFF TO
pluvius@io.org AND THEN I'LL LIKE
GET IT AND DO SOMETHING WITH IT.
- PLUVIUS [BoW EDITOR GUY]
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THERE'S NO FUCKING MASTHEAD THIS
MONTH CAUSE THEY WERE GETTING LAME
SO FUCK YOU.
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NOTE: All members who do not contribute for more than two issues in a row
will be demoted to Along-For-The-Ride status, after 4 issues, their
name is dropped entirely - contribution consists of atleast one
submission.
WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME A NEW GROUP
TO BoW, SNaCK [SKANNING NERDS
AND CODE KIDZ], THE ISS WARRIORZ,
MASTERZ OF TONELOC, PHEAR THEM
LOTZ CAUSE THEY ARE SKARY LOOKING.
Phearless leader: U4EA
Newsletter editor: pluvius
Members: Th3 V3lkr0 K0d3 \/\/aRRi0R, Carsenio, Hackle-b3rry phin,
VOiCE MAiL HaQR, TH3 PHR3SH PR1NC3 0F B3LLC0RE,
The Cyberspace Warrior, |NFo Ma|L iVAN, Three-way Jay
The Code Slayer, D-CeLLeRaTiON TRaUMA, Onkel Dittmeyer,
BooYaa
Simply-like-to-have-their-name-in-the-mag-and-never-do-anything:
Lister, Mystic Ruler, Doctor Dave, TQBF
Honourary Members: Cliff Stole,
Eugene Spafford,
Gerry Garcia,
Kurt Cobain
Submissions: too many people to remember.
Auxiliary Members: Danny Diveter, Centagram Sam, *67-Kevin, Aspen Extreme,
Call-return Vern, The 300 baud bandit, *70-Hero
Telephone Tony, PBX-Pat, Speaker fone Jone, Trever Trunk,
Line Man Stan, Call Display Faye, Kordless Karl,
Dial Tone Don, Pirate Pete, Conference Call Paul,
Blue Box Bart, The Call Block Jock, The MCi Sprinter,
Datapac Jack, The Delphi Guy, Compuserve Connie,
WaReZ P00Dl3
Affiliated Groups: GLuE, ANuS, DOH/H, PLoP, SNaCK
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Maarten Veerman's tip of the week: Keep your system secure by typing these
3 *SIMPLE* commands!
. Login as root (Advanced user's tip: the unix command su will allow you to
change to another account without logging out!!!)
. cd / (Advanced user's tip: cd/ will not work because unix will not find the
program named "cd/". You will have to put the space there!!!
I really wish UNIX would follow DOS's example!!!)
. chmod a-rwx -r (Advanced user's tip: substitute 000 for a-rwx!!!)
This is the best way to keep your system secure. It will make absolutely sure
those nasty hackers can't get in! This I guarantee.
- ** Super Advanced Administrator's tip: These commands work on UNIX
systems only!
-EMVY
AIX Ueberadmin
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In article <199407052046.PAA01389@chaos.bsu.edu> remailer-admin@chaos.bsu.edu
(Anonymous) writes:
: spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene Spafford) schrijft:
:
: > 1) Configuration questions or comments about Tripwire should really be
: > addressed to "tripwire@cs.purdue.edu". Neither Gene Kim nor I
: > regularly read this newsgroup (the noise level is too high for the
: > time we have to spend).
:
: Of perhaps that is because there are too many peoples here who know you
: are a slimeball. (Eugene Spafford is the infamous ''Famous Net
: Personallity'' who forced the anon.penet.fi server off the netz)
:
:
1) "forced the anon.penet.fi ... off the netz( (sic)." Hmmmm...
% ping -s anon.penet.fi
PING anon.penet.fi: 56 data bytes
64 bytes from anon.penet.fi (193.64.202.3): icmp_seq=0. time=238. ms
64 bytes from anon.penet.fi (193.64.202.3): icmp_seq=1. time=257. ms
64 bytes from anon.penet.fi (193.64.202.3): icmp_seq=2. time=243. ms
64 bytes from anon.penet.fi (193.64.202.3): icmp_seq=3. time=272. ms
^C
----3.202.64.193.in-addr.arpa PING Statistics----
4 packets transmitted, 4 packets received, 0% packet loss
round-trip (ms) min/avg/max = 238/252/272
"Spaf turned me into a newt." "He did?" "Well, yes...but I got better."
2) "Ex Net-God Gene Spafford is a mild-mannered professor by day.
But, by night, by the light of the full moon, his secret power emerges
as he becomes the infamous "Slimeball"!! With barely any perceptible
delay, he is able to bring down machines in other countries --
machines over which he has no financial, legal, or administrative
influence or authority -- machines he has never used -- machines
operated by people he doesn't know! You would think it would require
the people who actually control the machine to pull it off the netz
(sic), but no -- it's the Slimeball!"
3) "Uh, while I'm posting anonymously, I should also point out that
that Spafford person is also responsible for global warming, the
Bosnian conflict, the famine in east Africa, and that Barney the dinosaur
thing. Oh yeah, and he started every war in Europe over the last 200
years."
"Of course this is all true -- I posted it anonymously only to keep
Spafford from doing something evil and nasty to get even. That, and
to keep the Brain Moles from Venus from finding where I am hiding out."
4) "It certainly can't be Spaf's lame excuse 'the noise level is too
high' -- after all, the news is full of fascinating posts like this
one:
* the contents are factual, documented and supported
* the post is polite
* the post exhibits tolerance for other points of view than my own
* the Subject: line accurately describes the post
* the post is germane to the newsgroup
* the post is literate and grammatical
If you don't believe me, ask my good friends Canter & Siegel!"
5) "Spafford is in favor of reasonable laws, good security, polite
behavior, and responsible computer use -- so screw 'em. People know
he isn't in favor of unrestricted anonymous posting, so we'll use that
as an excuse to blame him for something he didn't actually do. Who
needs proof on the net? Eventually the rumor will be so widespread,
no one will be able to tell the difference. What's more, we can
slander him using the very same anonymous services -- what irony! The
sheep reading the news are so accustomed to believing everything they
see on the net, they won't even notice the anonymous aspect."
--
Gene Spafford, COAST Project Director
Software Engineering Research Center & Dept. of Computer Sciences
Purdue University, W. Lafayette IN 47907-1398
Internet: spaf@cs.purdue.edu phone: (317) 494-7825
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You are mine,
Oh precious k0de.
You've been liberated,
Into my sacred abode.
Like an untarnished virgin,
You are mine for the beating.
No, never you phear.
On you, I won't be cheating.
Belive me when I say,
My desire for you is true.
I'm going to make you a woman.
My sweet bitch's brew.
Don't let me find you unfaithful.
You 2-dollar whore.
I'll make you regret it.
I'll slap you till you're sore.
You're my hoochie now.
K0de k1dz make no mistake.
Lay a hand on my mistress...
Oh just don't, for your sake.
Lamerz take note.
She's found her only man.
You had your chance to grab her.
But into my arms she ran.
Now come with me dear,
To our honeymoon suite.
Hurry, give me the phone,
While I`m still in heat.
Oh ride me like a stallion.
But leave me no back-bill.
Harder and faster,
Cunt, you must fulfill.
Give me partlinez.
Give me boards.
Give until you're dry,
To your majestic lord.
Thank you oh my k0de,
For callz that are free.
Was it as good for you,
As it was for me?
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From: stanyh@cc.curtin.edu.au (Charles Tan)
I am writing an essay on crackers, primarily on their psychological traits.
As I have not personally come into contact with any crackers, I hope to get
some discussion going about this. If you know a cracker, I would like to
hear from you. Basically, I'm trying to build a psychological and personality
profile of J.Random Cracker. Any help from anyone would be greatly appreciated.
BTW, anyone know how I can get into contact with John Markoff,Katie Hefner or
Eric Bloodaxe?
[note: ERIKB IS A CRACKER!!!@!@!]
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Snarfed fresh from the _New York Times_ mainframe...
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Software Companies Take the Law into Their Handz
(Herbert B. East and AWWW Reporters)
[I fear for my life. I've sent the letters now, and I will
ask the people mentioned in them for comments. If I do not
survive, publish this. I leave my wife to my cat. --Herb]
DUMBO, TEXAS -- As part of an ongoing project on the study of the
computer cracker sub-culture conducted by Associated World Wide Ware,
reporters of AWWW joined several of these "contemporary" hackers for
rides through the trash of large institutions, commonly dubbed "dumpster
diving". Among several documents of importance found, an AWWW reporter
uncovered several letters which seem to indicate that there is a high-
tech battle going around behind the average American's back.
The documents printed here tell a morbid tale of fame, technological
crimes and death.
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"EXPOSED" (Letter)
Barbara Herschwingoltz
Corporate Assistance
Microsoft
1 Novellty road
Dumbo, TX
Leeroy, LeRoy and Liroy, Inc.
Private Investigators
666 Peanut Butter lane
Duffy, TX
Re: Subversive Activity Monitoring
Dear Ms. Herschwingoltz,
As requested by you, we have set watches over dominant members
of the computer underground. Per your request, we are keeping
you informed about our activities daily. Although you have
not specifically requested this, we are also billing on a daily
basis.
Included is our agent's report for Saturday, May 28th 1994.
09:00 Arrive at destination. Vehicle: white telco-like
van. Arrival in middle of a violent argument
between members of the subject's family, apparently
about the family's telephone bill in general and
the subject's "abnormal" (direct quote) telephone
usage. Argument ends with subject's modem confiscation.
09:10 In liue of above actions, depart and end monitoring.
In addition, we have compiled another profile and are including
it here.
PERSONAL DETAILS
Name: Ziki Daniels
Handle: Rofus the Horrible
Age: 14
Sex: Male
HDD: 3,000 megabytes
Speed: 14,400 bps
MODEM LIFE
Ziki Daniels aka Rofus the Horrible ("RoH" hereafter) is the
vice-president of the local courier-ring, "The Texas Motherfuckers".
The identity of the president is not yet known to us, yet we hope
to find out more details about him from the RoH investigation.
SOCIAL LIFE
CRIMES
! Although RoH is not personally responsible for the deprotection
of any software, he is the main force behind the spreading teams.
We have tapes of over 200 hours of communications (from a ten days
of tapping), all of which detail the transfer of stolen software.
! Also acquired from the data taps are proof that RoH calls
bulletin boards using several pseudonyms and harrasses their
operators.
! In the period we monitored RoH, he has joined and left
four "ANSI art" groups. We have proof that RoH fakes other
artists' work in order to join these groups; furthermore, he violates
copyright status by copying his work from cartoons (the Donald
Duck syndrome).
!!! We appear to have stumbled upon the main supplier of the
Texas Motherfuckers. Monitoring shows that RoH applies for (and
receives) jobs as a floor sweeper at various fast-food joints.
His favourite appears to be McDonald's stationed next to Eggheads.
Once that is done, we believe RoH drills holes in the toilets
and makes his way into the Eggheads, where he steals new software
(the zero day wares syndrome) and change.
NOTES
Yesterday, we logged a call from RoH to a local packet-switching
network. He failed to transmit the initializing sequence (two
carriage returns) and disconnected. This should light a warning
light, however: if RoH begins to venture into other kinds of
computer crime, the Secret Service may get involved, and we may
have to step out. We therefore recommend immediate action. (End)
I would like to request again that you drop the request for "social
life" monitoring, as to date, none of the subjects seem to have
them. We will continue reporting.
Yours,
Linda LeRoy
Secretary at large
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"HALF WAY THERE" (Internal memo)
- * FOR YOUR EYES ONLY ** FOR YOUR EYES ONLY ** FOR YOUR EYES ONLY **
Lucy Luke
Data Processing Lab
Microsoft, TX
Barb,
Art and I have just cracked the code sent to us by the LLL firm.
I think you should view it ASAP and authorize action. We will
be spreading the key across secure lines tonight. The reason
it took so long was that they got smarter -- some letters translated
to two or three symbols, not one (N = /\/, K = |<, etc).
I found one item, a message from one Rofus the Horrible, to be
particularly disturbing. I'm attaching it here:
Yoyoyo doods,
I robbed a gas station today. Well, I like shot three people,
and one of them was this weiner with a suit (probably Bill Gates, L.L)
so I looked in his briefcase, and get what??? I found around
20 floppies!!! Shit, most of them were boring stuff with numbers
(something about shares, and takeovers and other crap) but
there were some neat-o games. I put them on this board, there's
Kong version 2, and another new version of DOS (or maybe not, I don't
really keep track) and some more stuff. Anyway, since he's
dead, I guess it's -INFINITY WAREZ!!!!!!! We made history boys.
-R(o)(o)f
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"DOOMED" (Printed email)
To: barb@cia.internal.microsoft.com (Wolfy Barbara)
Subject: Assassination return receipt
From: r_death@death.loo.loo.com (Murder, Inc. Robot)
X-Supplier: LooLoo * We Provide Internet For FUN!
X-Organization: Murder, Inc. SLIP line
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<Wolfy Barbara>, here is a confirmation of your email
to us.
You have requested an <ASSASSINATION> of a <MALE> named
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"THE END" (Clippings)
Local Dumbo man, Ziki Daniels, found dead in local apartment.
Medical reports suggest cardiac arrest. Daniels was found
in an empty apartment, circled by diskettes of educational
software and a Peter Gabriel CD-ROM. Police are looking for the
owner of the apartment, one Ikiz Slienad, a japaneese VGA coder,
who is still at large.
Daniels appears to have been a vice-president of a local gang,
and police do not rule out the possibility that his death was
part of a power struggle within that gang (3 other members of
the same gang were found dead under similar conditions).
[Reuters]
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