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cult of the dead cat / cult of the disposable camera / cult of the drying cum-
stain / cult of the dead canary / cult of the dead chihuaha / cult of the dead
cadillac / concentrated drag:::::::::::::::::::cweenz / cult of the douche con
dom / cult of the dope cut /::XXXX::XXX::XXXX::cult of the dressed cabbage / c
ult of the dumb comedian / c::X:::::X::X:X:::::ult of the deadly carbonated_be
verage / cult of the dead ca::X:::::X::X:X:::::nine / cult of the dumb cow / c
ult of the disheiferist clep::XXXX::XXX::XXXX::/ cult of the duplicated copy /
clean dildos in a cab / cows:::::::::::::::::::drowning cows / cult of the dum
b cult / cult of the dildo that can / crowning dead corpses / cult of the disp
osable condom / cyber doodical c / can dogs croak? / cult of the dead cornflak
e / cult of the distinct color / cult of the dead crib / CULT OF THE DEAD CAT!
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 \'X.X'  Cult of the Dead Cat, Inc (c) 1992-1995
 =(___)= Funky Assed Niggahz who fORGOT the Vaseline (c) 1992
     U
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SEND ALL COMMENTS, QUESTIONS, ARTICLES, MEATLOAF, 'JESUS LOVES ME' STICKERS,
GIFS OF GRAYAREA'S OVARIES, HACKER PENISES, HACKER JEWISH CAPS, UPT'S PASS-
WORD FILES TO...
        upt@bud.indirect.com
        imedia@tdn.net
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CdC may be obtained the following places:

Unphamiliar Territory    XXX-XXX-XXXX    /pub/ae2/cdc_cat
Inertia                  XXX-XXX-XXXX    conference 1, area 17
ftp.fc.net               (ftp)           /pub/defcon/CULT-OF-THE-DEAD-CAT
ftp.fc.net               (ftp)           /pub/deadkat/humor/CdC
tdn.net                  (ftp)           /pub/CdC

or direct from invalid or grayarea
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The mailing list is gonna have to start from scratch. Mail me and I'll throw
you on the list... sorry about it not working yet but w00p!
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TODAY'S NET SAYING IS...
<sarlo> "prison sucked. i got fucked up the ass alot"
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w3lcome to issue 211...
this has less net gossip.. more deathdlr gossip..
we had to release it asap since it was phr3sh!!@#!@#!@#!@

00 : Introduction
01 : phat bbs capture
02 : deathdlr roams again pt.1
03 : the mailbag of beggars
04 : hey lodcom! a wicker zone bbs capture!
05 : deathdlr roams again pt.2
06 : b1tch warz!

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3Y3 WAS CALLING OUT ONE DAY AND DECIDED TO LOG IT... SO HERE IT IZ! NJ0Y!@#
<<START CAPTURE>>
K-TERM -1.4 (C) 1974

ATZ
OK
ATDT16023950177

RINGING

RINGING

CONNECT 300

AUTODETECTING TTY - HOLD ON TO YOURSELF
 ... PASSED
[0m

WELCOME TO..
L1TTL3 WH3RLD 0V HAX0R1N AE
W0W! WE JUST UPGRADED TO AN IBM XT!
WE HOOKED UP OUR APPLE TO IT TH0!
N0W RUNNING AN IBM WITH 10MB HD AND AN
APPLE IIE WITH DUAL DISK DRIVES WITH A
FUKEN 300 BAUD MODEM!!@#

SYSOP- FUKEN-ELITE MAN
COSYSOP - THE DISK COPIER
FUKEN 40 COLUMNS

HANDLE]: MAHATMA MCAF33
PASSWD]: A
VERIFYING... W00P W00P! PASSWORD VERIF
IED!
......................................
ENTERING THE FUKEN ELEET AE!@# 10MB!@#

AE]: ?

L]IST FILES
D]OWNLOAD FILES
U]PLOAD FILES

AE]: L

AREA]: ?

1] FILES
2] MORE FILES
3] CDC

AREA]: 1

FILES #1 - 3 FILES
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README  .1ST    4K 23JAN84     WORD!@#!#@!#@
BUDOKAN .ZIP  108K 24JAN83     BUDOKAN! 0-10YEAR WARE!
PKUNZIP .ZIP   29K 28JAN92     UZ3 TO UNZIP TH0SE WAREZ!

AE]: D
FILE? BUDOKAN.ZIP
PROT? XMODEM
SENDING BUDOKAN.ZIP VIA XMODEM - TRANSFER WILL TAKE 59 MINUTES!

<<TRANSFER SUCCESSFUL>>
AE]: U
FILE? FROGGER.ZIP
DESC? L33T FROGG3R! PD BUT RAD!@#
PROT? XMODEM
RECEIVING FROGGER.ZIP VIA XMODEM

<<TRANSFER SUCCESSFUL>>
TRANSFER TOOK 22 MINUTES!
AE]: L

FILES #1 - 4 FILES
==================
README  .1ST    4K 23JAN84     W0RD!@#!#@!#@
BUDOKAN .ZIP  108K 24JAN83     BUDOKAN! 0-10YEAR WARE!
PKUNZIP .ZIP   29K 28JAN92     UZ3 TO UNZIP TH0SE WAREZ!
FROGGER .ZIP   34K 17JAN94     L33T FROGG3R! PD BUT RAD!@#

AE]: ;SEKRET LOAD

L0ADING S3KR3T AREAZ!

AE]: ;SECRET LIST

SEKRET:
A] CDC GIFS
B] L0PHT GIFS
C] UPT STUPH
D] MORE SHIT

AE]: A

AE]: L

XXX.GIF MAHATMA MCAF33 FUCKING VOLKSWAGON UP DA ASS
KC.GIF KEVIN CROW GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS BY R.U. SERIUS!@#
KINGPIN.GIF KINGPIN FROM RDT!@#
DAMIANO.GIF SEVENUP UZING K0D3Z!@#
GRAYAREA.GIF GIF OF A B1TCH WEARING A TABLECLOTH!@#
TP.GIF TOXIC PHR3AK! FOSSILIZED HAX0R1N!
L0CK.GIF THE L0CK GUYZ!@#!@#@!#!@#
ILF.GIF ILF.. UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

AE]: B

AE]: L

FUK Y0U! L0PHT SUX!@#

AE]: C

AE]: L

FUK Y0U! UPT SUX!@#

AE]: D

AE]: L

SNIFFER.ZIP TCP/IP SNIFFERS
PATCH.ZIP A BUNCH OF PATCHES THAT POSSE AND ILF WROTE
J00.ZIP GAIL THACKERAY'S UNDERWEAR
GRAYAREA.ZIP GRAYAREA'S DUMB TABLECLOTH DRESS!@#!@#

AE]: ;SECRET UNLOAD
UNLOADING SEKR3T DIRECT0RIEZ!

BACK TO THA FUK3N 3L33T AE...

AE]: A

AREA]: 2

MORE FILES #2 - 0 FILES
=======================
NO FILES

AE]: L

ERROR!@# WE RAN OUT OF RAM!@# BUT WE AR
E STILL FUKEN ELEET!@# CALL AGAIN AND T
ELL ARE YOUR FUKEN ELEET FRIENDS TO CAL
L TOO AND UPLOAD ALL THEIR FILES!@#
~?N
NO CARRIER

ATDT1900XXXXXXX,XXX,X,XXXXX,X,XXXXX,XXXXX,XXXXX,XXXXXXX,,,XXXX,394-3414

RINGING

RINGING

CONNECT 300

dEATH bLOOD gORE
] ?
] NEW
dbg NEW USER!
HANDLE] . PHATKEDS
. PHATKEDS IS ON THE 'VALIDATE RIGHT AWAY LIST!
PASSWORD] BL00TROX
. PHATKEDS AUTOMATICALLY VALIDATED!

04-JAN-81
   |
   NEWS#1
WELCOME, PHAT USERS, TO dEATH bLOOD gORE! THE MORE FUKEN ELITE BOARD IN THE
GALAXY. THIS IS A NEW YEAR (1981) AND WE JUST WENT ONLINE SO NJOY THE FAST
110 BAUD SPEED AND 10K ONLINE!

09-JAN-9
<ABORTED>

MAIN> NEWS
ENTER NUMBER 1 THRU 984: 984

15-JAN-94
   |
   NEWS#984
WELCOME, PHAT USERS, THIS IS PHATNIKE, SYSOP OF dEATH bLOOD gORE NOW THAT
MAHATMA MCAF33 DIED A MILLION TIMES. THIS IS OUR 13TH YEAR ONLINE AND WE
STILL FUKEN ROOL. WE NOW RUN AN IBM 8088 WITH 20MB ONLINE! NJOY THA WAREZ.

MAIN> USERS
ALBINOMAN       CDC MEMBAH
PHATKEDS        NEW USER
PHATNIKE        SYSOP, CDC MEMBAH
MAHATMA MCAF33  CDC MEMBAH
MD<ABORTED>

MAIN> CHANGE USERNOTE
OLD: NEW USER
NEW: CDC MEMBAH
MAIN> USERS
ALBINOMAN       CDC MEMBAH
PHATKEDS        CDC MEMBAH
PHATNIKE        SYSOP, CDC MEMBAH
MAHATMA MCAF33  CDC MEMBAH
DEATH DEALER    CDC MEMBAH
CLEPTER TOSSLES CDC MEMBAH
J THE MAC       CDC MEMBAH
WILTED          WILDER CDC MEMBAH
<ABORTED>
MAIN> FUK THE USERLIST!@#
?? YOU HAVE TO MEET IT FIRST
MAIN> I ROX
?? L0CK MEMBER DETECTED!
?? CHANGING USERNOTE TO L0CK MEMBAH
MAIN> CHANGE USERNOTE
OLD: L0CK MEMBAH
NEW: CDC MEMBAH
PERMISSION DENIED!
MAIN> FUK!
?? FUK WHAT?
MAIN> MESSAGE BASES
1] GENERAL
2] CDC R0X
3] CDC R00LZ
4] CDC IS PHAT
5] CDC IS K-PHAT
6] CDC IS THE SHIT
MAIN> RN
READING NEW MESSAGES
1] GENERAL [Y/N]: Y
1/5: HEY!
2-FEB-81 BY MAHATMA MCAF33

HI THIS IS MAHATMA MCAF33 AND THIS IS MY NEW BOARD! POST A LOT PLEASE!

:

2/5: H3Y!
5-JAN-86 BY MAHATMA MCAF33

HEY ASSHOLES ITS BEEN 5 YEARS AND THERE ARE NO POSTS HERE!

:

3/5: D00D
7-MAR-93 BY PHATNIKE

HEY THIS IS PHATNIKE, POST EVERYONE! I AM THE NEW SYSOP!@#

:

4/5: RE: D00D
9-MAY-93 BY MAHATMA MCAF33

PHAT!

:

5/5: RE: D00D
11-JUL-93 BY DRUNKFUX

HEY THIS IS DRUNKFUX OF CULT OF THE DEAD COW! YOU GUYS FUKEN R00L AND I
WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT APPLESOFT (THIS BBS SOFTWARE) RUNNING ON AN IBM AND
HOW YOU MADE IT 80 COLUMN?

DRUNKFUX *CDC/DFX*

: P
SUBJ: D00D
DUDE DRUNKFUX GET A FUK3N LIFE. WE FUKEN R0CK N1GGA!
/S
MESSAGE SAVED
:

6/5: D00D
17-JAN-94 BY . PHATKEDS

DUDE DRUNKFUX GET A FUK3N LIFE. WE FUKEN R0CK N1GGA!

: Q
QUITTING NEWSCAN.

MAIN> FILES
SORRY, FILES ARE DOWN RIGHT NOW WHILE WE LEACH ALL OF THE FILES FROM
FUKEN ELEET AE.
MAIN> HANG THE FUCK UP
BYE! KALL AGAIN!
?
NO CARRIER

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I am sure you have all been keeping up on the Death Dealer story which was
featured in the last 30 issues of this zine.. well here's an update!
--
After he left those emails letting me know what happened on his bbs (i.e. he
thought that lord shock and others were really good users) i decided to let
him on my bbs to fuck with him. He became a good user and uploaded about 25
megs of files or so and sparked a lot of conversation.
--
We met a few times, exchanged files, videos, etc and started talking about the
eleetness of upt. Pretty soon we were calling local bbses (him as r0t0x) all
the time and backing each other up.
--
Then it happened.. like a moron, deathdlr got the files .klogin, .rlogin,
.login, .rhosts all confused and starting asking questions. We told him he
got his filed confused but he wouldn't listen. He was starting to get annoying
because people TRIED to help him but he wouldn't listen. Anyway, he decided
to be a dumbass, call everyone on the BBS a fucking lamer and boom.. he was
gone.. I called Fast Times ][, an Amiga 3l33t bbs and i got the following
emails from him basically proving that he's a moron.

Message 1:
From deathdlr Tue Jan 17 04:06:54 1995
Date: Tue, 17 Jan 1995 04:06:53 -0800
From: DeAtH dEaLeR <deathdlr>
To: invalid
Subject: Re: urga

B0y, ThIs Is Sure ELiTE
/s
/sss
/sssss
How d you I save in unix??

&
Message 2:
From deathdlr Wed Jan 18 04:41:00 1995
Date: Wed, 18 Jan 1995 04:40:59 -0800
From: DeAtH dEaLeR <deathdlr>
To: invalid

__   __
\ \ / /__  _   _    __ _ _ __ ___    __ _
 \ V / _ \| | | |  / _` | '__/ _ \  / _` |
  | | (_) | |_| | | (_| | | |  __/ | (_| |
  |_|\___/ \__,_|  \__,_|_|  \___|  \__,_|

 _   _ ___                _              __        ___                    _
| \ | |_ _|__ _  ___ _ __(_) __ _ _ __   \ \      / / |__   ___  _ __ ___| |
|  \| || |/ _` |/ _ \ '__| |/ _` | '_ \   \ \ /\ / /| '_ \ / _ \| '__/ _ \ |
| |\  || | (_| |  __/ |  | | (_| | | | |   \ V  V / | | | | (_) | | |  __/_|
|_| \_|___\__, |\___|_|  |_|\__,_|_| |_|    \_/\_/  |_| |_|\___/|_|  \___(_)
          |___/

&

First off lets analyze the letters.
1) They are posted at nearly 5 am on a Tuesday. I know for a fact that he
goes to school at Scottsdale Community College so what's he doing up at 5am
jacking off on his computer? He has no life.. nuff said.

2) He loves using figlet now. For a while, every post he made on the local
lamer bbses was made using figlet. It got to be really fucking annoying.

3) He bitches about people using 0's and 1's on IRC yet he uses them in the
word b0y. Damn he's eleet.

Anyway, now the schmuck decides to retire from BBSing.
That will be in PART II!

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From: Dead Kat
Subj: PCB

Hey Mahatma, this is Dead Kat from TNO. We're the group who ran
corrupt.sekurity.com, release CoTNo and run the Underground Zine Review. I
was wondering since you're so fucking eleet if I could get access to the
Phat Center BBS?

[Mail]: R
F00K Y0U! Y0U SUCK! C0TN0 AND TN0 SUCK! C0RRUPT.S3KURITY.C0M SUCK3D! N0 WAREZ
Y0U GUYS AR3 SHIT! 3Y3 L0V3 MY MAC!@#!@#!@#@!#!@#
/S
SAVING...
From: Invalid Media
Subj: PCB

Hi,
        I'm Invalid Media, sysop of Unphamiliar Territory. I was wondering if
you could set me up with an account on the pHAT cENTER bBS.

upt@bud.indirect.com

[Mail]: R
DAMN Y0U N1GGA!@#!@# UPT SUX C0CK Y0U S0N 0F A B1TCH!@#!@#!@# 3AT SHIT!#!@#
/S
SAVING...
From: GarbageHeap
Subj: Phalcon/Skism

Mahatma, I was impressed with the viruses you guys put into Cult of the Dead
Cat e-zine, and I was wondering if you could do a column on subliminel viruses
for the next issue of 40Hex. Maybe you could be a permanent guest writer for
our zine.

[Mail]: R
Y3R KIDDING RIGHT? YOU FUKEN SUCK ASSHOLE, YOU REALLY FUKEN SUCK. THE ONLY
GROUP WE LIKE IZ NUK3 CUZ TH3Y HAVE THE 3L33T3ZT SHIT TH3R3!@#!@# 40HEX HAS
N0 ANSI K0LORZ AND ITS NOT AN EXECUTABLE SO IT SUCKS B1GTIME!@#!@# FUCK OFF
AND DIE. SUBLIMINEL VIRUSES ARE THE M0ST 3L33T THING IN THE WORLD AND I BET
THAT YOUR SHITTY P/S PROGRAMM3RS COULDN'T WR1T3 ANY!@#!@
/S
SAVING...
From: phatphred
Subj: f00k

h3y n1gg, i d1dn't gn0 y0u w3r3 0n h3r3! r y00 the sam3 mahatma mcaf33 fr0m
kult of the dead kat!@#? that group r0x. 3y3 wuz wond3ring if 3y3 could write
for y0u n3xt izzu3 0f CdC?!@#!#@ 3y3 wr0t3 a fil3 ab0ut killing my m0th3r
0nc3 and it waz 3l33t!@#!@#!@#!@# i used to be captain swashbuckl3r fr0m the
L3gun 0v l00cifUr/phucK s0 3y3m 3l33t.

[Mail]: R
W00P N1GGA!@3 IF Y0U CAN WR1T3 M0R3 G00D FUK3N PH1L3Z LIK3 H0W T0 KILL Y0UR
M0TH3R TH3N Y0U'R3 IN!@#!@#!@#!@#!#!@#
/S
SAVING...

END OF MAIL.

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   DumpyTerm (tm)
   ats0=0s11=500x1e1&m0&w&w&w&w&w&w&w

   at
   OK

   atdp8001370928,,,,,,,,,,;
   atdt6969,,,,5551212,,,,,,,,,6093021,,,
   ,,,6172781200

   CONNECT 1200
   %{{%{{%{{%{%%%%{%LOGIN: MR. ELITEMAN
   PASSWORD: <<<<

   HANDLE: MR. ELITEMAN
   REAL NAME: SWAPNAMOLE BABACUTTY
   LAST CALL: 4/17/92
   MAIL WAITING: 6

   WELCOME, MR..  READ YOUR MAIL NOW?Y

   [%]MAIL:

   1/6  ON 4/16/92 AT 23:01:46
   FROM PHREEK
   TITLE: YO.
   YO, WASSUP? I GOT THOSE TRWS YA WANTED
   CALL ME.

   [%]MAIL:D

   2/6  ON 4/15/92 AT 12:43:20
   FROM MASTER WOK
   TITLE: HEY MAN, LEAVE ME ALONE
   HEY MAN, WHATS THE BIG DEAL???  LIKE,
   I KNOW I AM NOT ELITE, BUT WHY DONT
   YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?

   [%]MAIL:R

   [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
   ENTER MESSAGE NOW:
   YO,LIKE,U ARE SO LAME.GIMME A
   BREAK.U PROBABLY DON'T KONW WHAT A
   C/NA IS U ASSHOLE.GO FUCK U'R MOM
   I'M GONNA DISCONNECT UR FONE AGAIN,
   AND U BETTER STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM
   ME B'CAUSE IF I SEE U I AM GONNA BEAT
   THE CRAP OUTTA U WITH A STICK
   S
   /S
   SAVING...

   [%]MAIL:D

   3/6  ON 4/16/92 AT 6:31:10
   FROM SYSOP
   TITLE: DISTROSHIP
   YOU ARE IN [AARP],RIGHT?
   I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW I CAN GO
   ABOUT BECOMING A DISTRO SITE FOR
   [AARP]. WELP, ANYWAY, JUST LEAVE
   A NOTE FOR ME IF IT DOESN'T
   INCONVENANCE YOU.
   THANKS
             /\-%THE FLUSH%-/\

   [%]MAIL:R

   [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
   ENTER MESSAGE NOW:
   ARE YOU KIDDING?YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
   THING AN AWESOME GROUP LIKE [AARP]
   WOULD LET YOU BE A DYSTRO SITE.WE
   ONLY GET THE BEST BOARDS AROUND,LIKE
   HELL LAND & BEYOND THE EDGE.DONT
   THINK YOU ARE 1 AWESOME D00D B'CAUSE
   I CALL
   HERE I ONLY CALL HERE B'CAUSE
   U R LOCAL.
   S
   /S
   SAVING...

   [%]MAIL:D

   4/6  ON 4/17/92 AT 1:09:57
   FROM DEMON LORD
   TITLE: 1A/ESS
   YO D00D! LIKE, WHAT EXACTLE IS A
   ESS?@@I KNOW IT IS SOMETHING THE FONE
   COMPANY USES, BUT WHAT DOES IT DO?I
   FOUND ONE
   IN A WARDIAL, BUT IDONO WHAT TO DO WITH
   IT. SINCE YOU ARE AN AWESOME HACKER/
   PHREAKER/CARDER, I DECIDED TO LEAVE YOU
   A MAIL ABOUT IT.
   THANX           |-\ EMON LORD
                   |  |
                   |-/

   [%]MAIL:R

   [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
   ENTER MESSAGE NOW:
   YO MAN LIKE WASSUP???I CAN'T BELIEVE
   U DON'T KNOW WHAT A ESS IS YOU ARE SO
   LAME.ANYWAY A ESS IS A BIG MACHINE
   THAT THE TELEPHONE COMPANY [TELCO]
   USES TO FUCK US OVER.THE 1A IS KINDA
   LIKE A VERSION NUMBER I THINK.HERES
   WHAT U GOTTA DO.U GOTTA GET INTO THAT
   THING AND LIKE TRASH IT COMPLETELY.
   LIKE"DEL *.*"IN THE ROOT OR
   SOMETHING.MAYBE FORMAT.COM"
   BETTER YET, LIKE USE A
   BLOTTO BOX ON IT.IF YOU DON'T KNOW
   WHAT THAT IS THEN U R LAME

   [%]MAIL:D

   5/6  ON 4/13/92 AT 12:17:43
   FROM HELL FIRE
   TITLE: YOU DIE
   YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.I TALKED TO
   THE SYSOP TODAY AND HE GAVE ME ALL UR
   INFOS.I AM GONNA GO DOWN THERE WITH A
   FEW FRIENDS AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF
   YOU:
   IN CASE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME:
   YOU ARE: SWAPNAMOLE BABACUTTY
   ADDRESS 1541 NORTH VINE STREET
   HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA.
   I'M CUMMIN TO GET YA
      /-/ELL F/IRE

   [%]MAIL:R

   [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
   ENTER MESSAGE NOW:
   U R SO LAME.  I PUT DOWN ALL FALSE
   INFOS HEHEHEHEH1 U DONO WHO I AM AND
   U CANT FIND OUT,SO GO FUCK YER MOTHER.
   S
   /S
   SAVING...

   [%]MAIL:D

   6/6  ON 4/16/92 AT 8:42:19
   FROM BELL BANDIT
   TITLE: WAREZ
   YOU CAN GET THE NEW WAREZ,RIGHT? I
   AM STARTING A BOARD AND I AM
   LOOKING FOR CALLERS WHO CAN U/LOAD
   THE 0 TO 1 DAY WAREZ.THE NUMBER
   IS [201]503-8789.GIVE IT A CALL,ITS
   NOT THAT BAD OKAY??

   [%]MAIL:R

   [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
   ENTER MESSAGE NOW:
   U R SO LAME.WAREZ IS THE LAMEST THING
   EVER.IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK I WASTE
   MY TIME D/LING WAREZ U R SO STUPID,
   UR BOARD PROBABLY SUCKS TO.IF U EVER
   LEAVE ME A MESSAGE AGAIN I WILL GO
   OVER THERE AND KILL UR MOTHER.
   S
   /S
   SAVING...

   [%]MAIL:D

   THAT WAS THE LAST MESSAGE.

   WICKER ZONE BBS
   SYSOP: /\-%THE FLUSH%-/\

   [%]MAIN_BOARD:?

   WICKER ZONE
   [M]ESSAGE AREA
   [T]RANSFERS AREA
   [G]-FILES AREA
   [L]OG OFF

   [%]MAIN BOARD:G

   [%]GFILES:L

   1->h0W TO CARD SHIT
   2->MAKIN' PHREEE CALLS
   3->BEGINNERS GUIDE TO CARDING SHIT
   4->COMPLETE HACKIN MANUAL
   5->HACKIN' DA 950Z

   [%]GFILES:1

   ################################
   ################################
   #####hOW TO CARD SHIT ##########
   ################################
   ################################
   WRITTEN BY PHANTASM OF N.E.A.A.H

   FIRST YOU GOTTA GERT SOME CARD
   ###'S.II WROT ABOUT DOIN THIS IN
   A 'NOTHER FILE...NOW THAT YOU
   HAVE SOME CARD NUMBERS YOU GOTTA
   BUY SHIT WITH THEM.,,YOU DO THIS
   BY GOIN TO THE GUYS HOUSE AND
   TAKING HIS MONEY, AND THEN USING
   THAT TO BUY THE SHIT WITH.IT IS
   MUCH SAFER THAN TAKING HIS
   CREDIT
   CARD AND BYING SHIT WITH THAT.

   IF YOU HAVE ANY INFOS THAT YOU
   WOULD LIKE ME TO AD TO THIS FILE
   LEAVE ME A POSTING A BBS I AM ON

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   HOW TO GET STUPH PHREE
   AFTER MANY YEARS IN THE H/P SCEEEN I
   HAVE FOUND THAT THE EASIEST WAY TO GET
   PHRE STUPH IS TO CARD IT.BY THIS I
   MEAN USING ANOTHER PERSONS CREDIT CARD
   TO BUY STUPH DON'T USE YOUR OWN CARD
   HEHEHEHE.FIRST USE TRW OR CBI TO GET
   CARDS [NOT UR OWN HEHEHEHE]AND THEN
   FIND SOME GUY WHO KNOWS HOW TO FORGE
   A CARD.  THAT IS THE
   HARD PART.NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
   GO TO A STORE AND #ACT LIKE THE CREDIT
   CARD IS YOURS HEHEHEHEHE# SO
   THEY DONT GET
   SUSPICIOUS.I HAVE DONE THIS
   MANY TIMES AND HAVE GOTTEN A TON OF
   PHREE STUPH.

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   [%]GENERAL:L

   1->GENERAL
   2->POLITIX DISCUSSION
   3->WAREZ
   4->CARDING SHIT
   5->PHREAKING
   6->HACKING
   7->ANARCHY
   8->VIRIII

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   NEWSCAN ALL...
   SCANNING GENERAL [1]...NO NEW MESSAGES
   SCANNING POLITIX DISCUSSION [2]...NO N
   EW MESSAGES
   SCANNING WAREZ [3]...NO NEW MESSAGES
   SCANNING CARDING SHIT [4]...NO NEW MES
   SAGES
   SCANNING PHREAKING [5]...NO NEW MESSAG
   ES
   SCANNING HACKING [6]...NO NEW MESSAGES
   SCANNING ANARCHY [7]...

   BASE:ANARCHY
   3/4  ON 7/16/81 AT 4:32:01
   FROM ANTHRAX
   TITLE: YO GUYS...
   YO GUYS THIS BASE IS DEAD.  LIKE, DOES
    ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE C-4?I TRIED
   BUT IT DOESNT WORK.

   [%][1-4]:

   BASE:ANARCHY
   4/4  ON 4/10/92 AT 7:21:10
   FROM QUENLALANI
   TITLE: C4
   MY DAD IS A CHEMIST AND HE SAID THAT Y
   OU MAKE C4 BY COMBINING NITROGEN WITH
   HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN,AND ADD SOME TETRY
   L-CYCLOHEXAMINATE WHICH YOU CAN DISTIL
   L FROM LAB GRADE ISOBUTOPROPOLENE SOLV
   ENT.  I HAVE NEVER TRIED IT BUT I THIN
   K IT WORKS.
   S
   `S
   -S
   =S
   /Q
   Q
   HEHEHEHHHEHE HOW THE FUCK DO I SAVE
   /QS
   /SQ
   SAVE
   QUIT
   GO




   SYSOP HOW THE FUCK DO I SAVE THIS
   +++

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   SCANNING VIRIII [8]...

   BASE: VIRIII
   5/8  ON 5/10/92 AT 6:14:00
   FROM DARK AVENGER
   TITLE: SKISM/PHALCON
   I HAVE INFOS ON THE ONES KNOWN AS
   PHALCON/SKISM.THERE LEADER IS GARBAGEH
   GARBAGEHEAP,AND THEY HAVE CRASHED
   NEARLY EVERY LAME SHIT BOARDS IN FINLA
   FINLAND.I THINK THEY WROTE THE BRAIN
   B   B   VIRUS,AND THE HOLY TERMINATOR
   VIRUS ALSO.BUT THEY DONT LIKE TO GIVE
   THJIR SHIT TO THE VIRUS BOARDS BECAUSE
   THEY THINK THEY ARE LAME.BUT IDONO.
   I THINK THEY EVEN WROTE THE DARK
   AVENGER VIRUS,BUT I AM NOT SURE.

   [%][1-8]:

   BASE: VIRIII
   6/8  ON 5/10/92 AT 7:16:47
   FROM SILVER ASSASIN
   TITLE: RE: INFOS
   YOU ARE SO STUPID.FIRST OF ALL,THERE
   IS NO SUCH THING AS SKISM/PHALCON, IT
   IS A PLOY DREAMED UP BY THE NSA IN
   ORDER TO LIKE MAKE PEOPLE MORE SCARED
   OF VIRUSES.  I CAN PROVE IT TO.

   [%][1-8]:

   BASE: VIRIII
   7/8  ON 5/15/92 AT 1:04:19
   FROM SPAM LOAF
   TITLE: RE: RE: INFOS
   BULLSHIT.THE NSA IS TO STUPID TO DO
   THAT.I SPOKE TO A PHALCON MEMBER ONCE
   HE ASKED ME TO JOIN HIS GROUP BUT
   I SAID THAT I WUZ ALREADY IN A GROUP
   BUT IF I QUIT I WOULD GET BACK TO
   HIM.THE GROUP I FORMED DISBANDED
   AND I WENT BACK TO THIS DUDE AND
   HE TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE 'GO
   SUCK A
   DEER EGG' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
   BUT THEY EVEN HAVE A BOARD BUT I AM
   NOT ELITE ENOUGH TO BE ON IT,THE
   SYSOP DELETED ME B'CAUSE I DIDN'T
   KNOW WHO SOME GUY ON HIS INFOFORM
   WUZ.
   L-ATE-HER
   /Q

   [%][1-8]:

   BASE: VIRIII
   8/8  ON 5/17/92 AT 18:52:06
   FROM LUMPH
   TITLE: SHIT
   HOLY SHIT I JUST LIKE LOST MY HOLE
   HARD DRIVE HOLY SHIT I RAN THE
   VENGENCE VIRUS ON MY SSYTEM AND
   LIKE IT MADE THIS REALLY STRANGE
   NOISE,LIKE I THINK IT WUZ FROM
   THE POWER
   SUPPLYOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IDON
   T REALLY KNOW B'CAUSE I DONT KNOW
   HOW COMPUTERS WROK BUT THEN I LEFT
   IT GOING FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND
   WHEN I GOT BACK MY COMPUTER DIDN
   T WORK AT ALL HOLY SHIT
   I AM SO FUCKED.MY SCHOOL TERM
   PAPER
   ON THE COMPUTER UNDERGROUN
   WUZ ON THE DRIVE AND NOW IT IS GONE
   WHAT SHOULD I DO. HOLY SHIT@

   [%][1-8]:

   POST ON VIRIII?Y

   [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
   ENTER MESSAGE NOW:
   U R SO LAME. NO REAL ELITE PEOPLE
   RUN VIRII ON THERE OWN SYSTEM.
   U R SOPPOSED TO COLLECT THEM,NOT USE
   'EM FOR N E THING. U R SO STUPID.
   /S
   SAVING...

   [%]GENERAL:Q

   [%]MAIN BOARD:G

   LOG O

   YOU ARE BROUGHT INTO THE PRESENCE
   OF A SUPER ELITE ONE.  THE SYSOP
   BRINGS YOU INTO CHAT!!!

   HEY MAN.  WHAT IS UP?

   YO DUDE, THIS BORED IS SO LAME.
   LIKE, WHAT DO YOU WANT/^H?

   SORRY TO INTERRUPT,BUT IWANTED TO ASK
   YOU A WE^H^HQUESTION ABOUT HACKING
   AND SHIT.

   OKAY,ITS PROLLY A LAME QUESTION,BUT GO
    AHEAD.

   OKAY,I AM WRITING A UNIX PASSWORD FILE
   HACKER AND I WANTED TO KNOW IF THE SAL
   T BYTES WERE THE FIRST TWO OR THE LAST
    TWO BYTES IN THE PASSWORD FIELD.

   U R SO LAME.  UNIX IS LAME.  WHAT THE
   FUCK IS THAT SHIT?+++vB?8?w?`?IY??
   S??
   NO CARRIER

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To: root
Subject: Oh well
Date: fri, 20 jan 95 15:06:02 PST
Organization: Unphamiliar Territory

Oh well tom.  I guess I have decided.  It is kind of ironic, that I 
choose to help the system and then choose my next course of action, but I 
want to.

I like the net tom, it is fun.  I will tell you a couple of things, then 
you can read them and decide weather or not you understand.  You seem 
quite intelligent, but in different way.

I can't stand the shit.  I know I do not know everything.  What can I do?

I am an andvanced vms hacker.



I am a upper novice unix hack when compared to people that seem to be 
programed into the code themselves.



I can create and find remote extensions on a sys 75.



I can defraud cocots and payfones



This is what I can do, it is all I can do.  My unix hacking goes to the 
extent of running other people's scripts, or cracking passwd files, which 
I am HUGLY successful at.  You know I am.  The sort time I used the 
account on idirect I hacked 14 different places for an estimated total of 
about 27 accounts.  In each of these accounts I added an rhosts file it 
works.  I want to learn more, but for some reason some fudge packer deems 
it against the "rulez" to learn.  I am interested in some things like 
cellular and credit fraud, but I would not do either because

1.it is immoral, it fucks people
2.It is so fucking illegal
3.It costs money to start, or you have to be a theif.

So fuck it, I have salted vending machines, but that is my extent of 
fraud.  I was being taught how to pull credit information by my friend, 
but he dissapeared 2 weeks ago along with his site.



I have learned everything I know from fucking around with shit.
I have learned nothing from here at all.  The only things I learned
was that you all suck shit and need to be executed.  Strangly enough mdma


one of your questions... and it was answered quite well. and in the long run
you couldn't figure out how to load the loadmod h0l3...
                                                       
answered my qquestions about the voice chip, and I got some equal access 
codes for use in red boxing that i requested.  That is it though.  I know 
you get off on your board, it is obvious when you fucked mine over.  It



was doing reasonably well before you took it over, which was funny, but 
which sucked.  The two times I have met you I have planned on beating the 
shit out of you obviously, but decided against it.  I like you in real



life, but not online, not on your board.  You have no loyallty to anyone. 
 Very sickening if you ask me.  I can't to anything to shut the people 
up, actually the only person giving me shit is neophyte, the rest are 
answering my questions.  I have have had you change your message setup


even neophyte answered them..

for the better, you did what I suggested, look, you have to agree, it 
kicks ass now, the same with your files areas, although 90% of your shit 
is useless and found openly via anon ftp, the 10% you have makes people 
ejaculate.  The shit has gone to your head before as it has mine, it is 
happening again to you know.  Most of the people on your board have 
probally never touched a girl.  Think about it.  I hate to sound like a 
prick, actually who gives a shit, you don't, but if you have a 
girlfriend, honestly, she must be a fucking mutant.  Think about it.


even talked to her so don't say this shit. i am gonna make your life hell
just for saying that..

Anyway, I have delted everything, All my shit, I feel so free, shit I 
have spent my life getting.  You have all my virus shit, since neophyte



sais it sucks, then why don't you delete it all right now, and save some 
hard drive space.  Defend me when you agree with me for christs sake,



don't be a pussy on your own board.  I don't know what to say to you
except that I will not be calling anymore. You can delete me as to suck 
up to people who do not count, who could give a shit less if you were 
killed etc.  Delete me, You can talk to me nowhere, oh perhaps vga for a



little while, maybee untill monday, then I will perhaps delete that too.  
I will be helping spicoli set his shit up, and it will be the only place 
I call.  I will be taking all the shit I moved to disk, and he will copy 
it, and put it online, and he will become the next site.  People will 
call, some will not, he will take it down, years will pass, it will 
happen again.  I will place my system online at the u.  It will be grand, 
you should see it since even the time you called to check it out, more 
importantly, you should see the policy.  Hell, Who gives a shit, anyone 
gets access instantly.  Who cares who does what, who gives a shit who 
anyone is.  It is impossible to explain anything in this message to 
perhaps 99 percent of your users, simply due to the fact that they are 
mentally inferiior to god knows what.  Perhaps you will not even



understand this message.  You say no flaming, then you let it go on.  You 
are the closest thing to a homosexual besides a homosexual, even faggots 
are not as gay.  I can not express myself anymore without beating the 
shit out of you.  I will hang up and there will be 50 things I forgot to 
say but that is life. This isn't.  Fuck off, grow up, and live happily.


Note once again that r0t0x=deathdlr..

Sub-Board : General Spooie            Subject : Oh well
Date/Time : 01/22/95 at 08:59 pm      To .... : All
Sender .. : r0t0x                     Note .. : root@nla.nasa.mil [602]
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Ok.  I am not going to call here anymore.  I will call one place once a week.
Fast times II
9218283

Mail me if you need something, perhaps tell me when this places changes how I
suggested, if it ever does.

I am giving up on computers in general.  I have litterally wasted away since
this summer began.  At the end of my senior year I maxed out at a 270 bench,
now I would be lucky to press 200.  That is severe waste away.  I am fucking
pale, I always feel like shit.  I hate going outside.  Computers have ruined
my life.  I put on weight in the summer too.  I have lost 30 pounds and weigh
180 with shoes on.  The skin, it just hangs there..empty.  I need to collect
myself.  Perhaps I will lift for a couple of months then do a 3 week session
of oral roids, then several more months.  I need to live again for chirst's
sake.  Later
Death Dealer

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