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                    Fred San-Khez, the Man from Brockton
                                Vol. 1 & 2 
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                        Amusing Chats by Snarfblat

                    [ * - designates Mister Snarastaman ]

Vol. 1: Phoo.
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hey



HIYA


	
fred San-Khez right? from brockton? I thought i recognized you! so e



hold on there...I'm not him...that's what I wanted to tell you


	
haha thats funny fred.you must be fred! only fred wopuld do that.so hows

	
brenda?



I am serious...I checked your registry and I wanted to ask you a question that
is the only reason that I chatted you


	
hmmm maybe you arent fred, but you sure act like him,what did you wanna ask?



Well, my brain isn't always connected properly

Vol. 2: Bhaz
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You are Fred San-Khez from brockton right?



no


	
Fred San-Khez from brockton! you must be



no i am not he  sorry


	
That's funny fred! haha only you would do something like that



like what?


	
like say you werent you when I KNOW you are



ok so u got me?  maybe


	
hahahah! i thought so. remember that book,Drak Agnau? "The monkey has no

	
eyebrows"? haha



that was a interesting book..


	
yeah,when they did that satanic ritual. anyway, i was wondering if you         

	
remebered that bet we made...you said you would sacrifice a goat if I could    

	
stand upside down on a highway for 15 minutes. well, i did                     

	
it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so go look 

	
for a goat! hahahahahahah have fun!



i have no proof that you did it..  i could always say i alreadt sacrificed the 
goat..


	
well, I have a tire mark on my left arm.and you can look it up at my 

	
hospital's records if you don't believe me



i believe u you sick sonof a bitch


	
good. If you can't find a goat, I'll get one for you. My uncle knows trhese    

	
guys that breed sheep. I'll mail you one. You havent moved since you gave me   

	
your adress have you?



no i havent


	
ok, thats good. well, call me when you are gonna do it. you still have my      

	
number?



somewhere i do


	
ok thats good.

	
do u know santropez?



a little bit


	
what is your impression of him?



i havent really talked him alot, why?


	
well  he might think im someone else..   not sure why, but  if he starts       

	
harrasing me,  could u terll him im not... ok fred!?



bye.. ohh listen i wanna play dumb on here so dont blow my cover ok 


	
ok seeya around



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