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                            Damned Fucking Shit

                                Issue #34
                     Title: DFS Index #1
                     Date: 6/7/94
                     By: Access Denied
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                          DFS Index #1

     Well DFS has lasted 33 issues.  So here's an index.  I'll put an index
every so often I guess.  Whenever I feel like it really.. like I care about
anyone else's ideas.  If you don't know what the issue was about, too bad, go
waste some d/l points and find out.

    Title                                               Author
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 0. Intro To DFS                                        Access Denied
 1. Ed Part 1                                           Access Denied
 2. Some Poems 1                                        Access Denied
 3. 101 Things To Do With Spam, Jello, Or Vasaline      Access Denied
 4. Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ d00d's And Other Stuff       Access Denied
 5. On iCE Part One                                     Dementia Praecox
 6. CyberSpace And The Freak Scene BBS                  Dr. Techno
 7. 414 Area Code Split                                 Access Denied
 8. My Cordless Fone                                    Access Denied
 9. Ode To Cream Of Wheat                               Blurr
10. Taking Advantage Of Phonton Waves                   The Butcher
11. Computer Expert Accused Of Damaging Firm's Records  Access Denied
12. The Light Bulb Bomb                                 Hammer
13. MeadNet Dial-Ups                                    Access Denied
14. Death Of A BBSer                                    Access Denied
15. AT&T Access Numbers                                 Wonko The Sane*
16. How To Be Polite                                    Access Denied
17. 50 Things To Do With Those Nasty Holiday Leftovers  Blurr
18. A Chat On Blurred Vision                            Anonymous
19. Gothic #1                                           Nosferatu
20. How To Get Free Computer Software                   Ningauble
21. A Few Theories                                      Wonko The Sane
22. DFS #18 Revisited                                   Nosferatu
23. Hi, I Hate Access Denied                            Terra Incognito
24. Some Poems 2                                        Access Denied
25. Ed Part 2                                           Access Denied
26. The Return Of DFS                                   Access Denied
27. On iCE Two - The Return                             Dementia Praecox
28. The 2600 Meeting                                    Access Denied
29. 608 Exchanges Local To Madison, WI                  Access Denied
30. A Chat With Sandman Of 414                          Access Denied
31. Enigma Lyrics                                       Access Denied
32. Short Stories To Enjoy                              Access Denied
33. The Game                                            Access Denied
34. DFS Index #1                                        Access Denied
                                                           /
                                         (See how it all says Access Denied
                                          here???  DFS needs some writers so
                                          get off your fucking ass and write
                                          something!!!)


	
This was published under Wonko's name but he didn't write it.  It should be

Anonymous.

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