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#zines faq
by, mogel (with eleet mods by orestes)
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first off, don't go on irc. it's a disease of the pathetic. it's
intention of a place to pass bored time goofing around has been extended way
past the normal - & its a literal LIFE for many modem warrior 'puter
geeksters & socially 'tarded idiots.
to note, #zines _is_ the hippest irc channel with the most
personality, & its still annoying & pathetic. if you've spent one hour on
#zines, you've already had 98% of the experience.
#zines was originally started by jamesy, bF, mogel, DisordeR, spiff,
edi, morph, & pip in a fit of boredom. it's focus (thanks to all of us
being totally self-centered) is upon the relatively 'underground' e'zine
scene, however we're open to all publications that fall under the definition
of 'zines. #zines is also a place where one can on VERY rare occassion
discuss 'zines with their writers. you can also pick up new releases on the
channel.
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the general rules on #zines :
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1. don't ask when the new dto is coming out.
2. don't give morph an account.
3. you don't have to be annoying to get attention.
4. don't take a kick seriously, jackass.
5. your npa is your passport. 908 people are eleet.
6. people to constantly invite to #zines :
emmanuel, jasonf, erikb, sna, gweeds, y, sratte, veggie
7. don't op metalchic.
8. DON'T ask me to write for your 'zine.
9. don't tell people if you're suicidal.
10. 95% of #zines girlies want to have sex with mogel.
11. seriously, don't ask for the latest dto.
12. make fun of loOpy/r3ptile, for he is the epidome of the modem
warrior / #ansi geekster.
13. don't ask teletype for a prism.net account.
14. the "i phear mogel" joke is dead.
15. don't make fun of mercuri. he's sensitive.
16. hal08 is a homosexual.
17. about 75% of #zines is all groupies that never write.
18. gasp sux, hoe roolz!@
19. tut is a bot.
20. dem0nseed elite (see cDc #200) is very real.
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a standard log on #zines :
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<sed> i'm bored.
<mogel> du0d write f0r dto!)#)!#(!#!!@# s0meone please!@##@($#(!
<gnn> heh heh
*** m0rph^_ is now known as r3db0x911
<r3db0x911> orestes give me warez
<kojak> am i lagged?
<ratZie> FUCK. brb.
<ores> hey morph i just left an eleet message on your vmb
<r3db0x911> k00l
<fatslayer> i have 20 megs of #coders logs.
<fatslayer> i have 10 megs of ores logs.
*** metalchic (cerkitgotthis@generic.chatboard.com) has joined #zines
<metalchic> hey gyuz .. hwo aer yu ?
<cerkit> hi melissa
<belial> hey, metalchic. your shoe is untied.
<ores> metalcunt: shut your fucking lips.
<metalchic> ores fuck you.
*** ores is now known as MetalCunt
<MetalCunt> hmm
*** MetalCunt is now known as ores
<cerkit> fuq yew!@ y0e, show sum mannerz for dah ladiez, y0e!@
<aptoh^> women suck.
<spiff_> i am NOT k-spiff, damnit.
<ratZie> SHIT. brb.
*** r3db0x911 is now known as k0d3zl4yr
<jezebel> mogel is so sweet =)
<kkrazy> ops!
*** kkrazy has been kicked off #zines by shadowtao (dcc me saten)
<ores> you people are so fucking annoying. go away.
<creed> i lub you ores.
<kojak> i think i'm lagged.
<mercuri> my favorite 'zine was gasp.
<notpip> THANKS MERCURI. YOU KNOW, I'VE FOUND THE QUAINTEST LITTLE RED
PILLZ THAT GO JUST GREAT WITh TEA. THEY MAKE YOUR EYES SWELL UP
AND EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY COOL. Y0U KN0W?
<socs> i can't wait to write for dto.
<bF> hey socs, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
*Jezebel* i love you mogel =)
<Gaurdian> 'zines, you say, mercuri? check out http://www.prism.net/zineworld/
<JoltCola> i've got a boner with your name on it.
<mercuri> mogel let's talk more about ramen.
*** k0d3zl4yr is now known as mr_warez
<teletype> what the fuck is all this shit?
<mogel> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FFEJ AND A PILE OF SHIT?
<mogel> FFEJ HAS MORE FLIES!#%#$@#$
<socs> piss #2 coming tomorrow!@
*ores* hey dude.
<bF> socs; seriously, fuck-stick. shut the hell up, assface.
*ores* you talked wif your chix yet?
<skooter> im weazin' warez.....
*engine* i'm feeling cold and lonely tonight.
<kojak> argh. lag sucks.
<hal08> GOD I HATE IRC!! WHY AM I HERE?!
*** gweeds (sanchez@ripco.com) has joined channel #zines
<gweeds> fags. gimme ops.
*** gweeds has left #zines
<shadowtao> um. why is creed messaging me to lick him over & over again?
<ratZie> FUCK. brb.
<mercuri> i made a stinky.
<murmur> some girl on #pixies is sending me naked pictures of her cat.
<whoops> too bad she's not sending you pictures of her gerbil.
<bF> whoops, i've got my hand on your butt.
<base> dto == sex.
<ores> i hate all you motherfuckers.
<Nyar> blow me where the pampers is!
<hooch> y0lk #109, coming tonight! i take a shit & tell you all about it!@
*tpp* VaS has 300 members. we're going to kick everyone's ass at h0h0con.
cDc stole our ideas.
<mogel> man, i really need a girlie.
<mr_warez> konf me, doodz!
<fS> hey, did dto #34 come out yet? where's the latest dto?
<creep> you guys suck! i'm going to kill myself!
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the most frequently asked UNanswered questions on #zines :
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<GothTits> who invited me??????
<^LuCiFeR^> has anyone heard of cdc?
<xenix> is hal08 gay?
<loOpy> does anyone read dogma?
<ores> metalcunt, why do you even bother to join?
<spear> anyone here?
<edi> the only good zine i read is playboy
<wizmaster> anyone seen mogel?
<spl> can i be the dto oz hq?
<evilive> hehehehehehe dude i got so fucked up the other day ehehehe
<darksky> are you guys hackers?
<x> does anyone have the latest version of a utility called satan?
<juliet> what should i write about?
<_TRiP_> y r u all fucking w/ #acid??
<creep> do you realize i'm going to kill myself?!@
<sk8r_chik> HELLO?!??!?!?
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