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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
Presents:
"DroogSpeak: What We Say and Hear"
by Diamondback (and others)
"Stab him in the Lanzars!"
-Phlegm
"What? Does it look like I KNOW stuff?!?"
-Zen
"Gerbils." "Chickens." "Chainsaws." "GOD MODE!!!"
-Diamondback n' Zen: typical conversation
"Yeah...but don't hold that (our friendship) against me as a silencer
of my views."
-Diamondback
"Show us your tits!"
-Chad, Zen's cousin
"Hi, my name is Sam."
-Shadowmaster
"(insert ANYTHING here), dammit."
-Aracnia
"I understand."
-Diamondback
"Good day, sir."
-Ratt Fink
"Is this gonna require effort?"
-Trojan Man
"Can I have $5?"
-Diamondback
"Spit on your hand, and stroke my cock at a medium pace..."
-Adam Sandler
"They....uhh....put me under sedation.....I wake up...my teeth all
punched out....gums....bleeding....dripping blood.....and my....
pants....unbuttoned.....and.....why they do this?!?....why....I
don't understand.....AAAAAGH!!! AAAAAAAGH!!!!"
-The Jerky Boys "Dental Malpractice"
"Your head looks like a pumpkin."
-Ailanthus
"I'm goin' to DisneyLand."
-Genaerik
"I'm not hungry!"
-Aracnia
"You don't KNOW me, man!"
-Seth the Man
"She is a very nice girl."
-Trojan Man
"Cynicism isn't being a skeptic, it's reality."
-Diamondback
"Thingys. You know that thingy over there? You put that thingy beside
that thingy, and you use the thingy to make the thingy. It's all about
thingys."
-Aracnia
"Un bumpin on das noggin."
-Hoggle(not really, but you guys know what I'm
talkin' about<G>)
"BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! THUMP! THUMP! BOOM!"
-Zen's truck
"Blam! Bang a lot! Zowie!"
-Shadowmaster
"Sounds like a personal problem."
-Zen
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
-Genaerik
"I have no life when TRACIE's not here<whimper> <whimper>."
-Seth the Man
"I need a job."
-All of us
"I are a gradjuate."
-Diamondback
"The fuzzy red headed kid and the big breasted blonde woman."
-Zen
"Guess what, guys?!"
-One of us
"We don't care."
-The rest of us
"Your not holding up your end of the friendship."
-Ailanthus
"We don't care."
-The rest of us
"It no work, I go home."
-Some old weird guy at the ATM machine
"McDonalds?" "Yup."
-Diamondback n' Zen: typical conversation
"Wanna go coyote huntin'? Coo."
-Billy Buckshot(ask us about this later)
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
-Hoggle
"I wanna sink her pink!"
-Chad, Zen's cousin
"He's the man."
-Lobo
"I know, the BAG!"
-Various members of the production of the 5
minute movie, "The Bag" (c) 1994
"[Aerik] isn't bitter, he isn't better, he's BUTTER!"
-Lady Kirby
"Sex."
-All of us
"Will you have toe sex with me?"
-Beth da Petereater
"Would you like to buy some rubber nee-ples?"
-Lacey
"(insert witty insult here)"
-Fastjack
"Jesus Christ is very nice, but I like Oreos..."
-ZeePee
"Hit that perfect beat boy, beat boy!"
-Zen
"You will be assim...Oo! Coke!"
-Phlegm
Well....there ya have it....a sloppy mess of quotes mainly thought up
by Diamondback, with several people hunched over the monitor offering
suggestions here n' there. Yeah.
GwD Command Centers-
Chaos (806)797-7501
SysOp-Seth Sometimes (Mission Control)
GridPoint (405)920-1347
SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest)
Federation Slayers' (806)798-8168
SysOp-Big Red Fed
The Starchy White Boy BBS (803)###-####
SysOp-Fastjack (Moved to South Carolina, number available soon)
Light My Fire (806)795-4926
SysOp-Ailanthus
The Snake's Den (806)793-3779
SysOp-Diamondback
The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948
SysOp-Longshot
Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259
SysOp-Brazen (Eastern Outpost)
Club Baby Seal (817)429-4636
SysOp-Zippy (Penile Implant Site)
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copyright (c) 1994 by Diamondback of GwD Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER:
GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo: GwD :
All rights reserved to All That is Gangrene (Green gangs?) \---------------/
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