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Presents:
"The First GwD Special Issue"
also known as
"GwD and 1996"
Release Date: 12.31.95
-=( Table of Contents )=-
1. Gatherings
2. Releases
3. Other Neat Stuff
4. End Stuff
-=( stentnoC fo elbaT )=-
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< GaThErInGs >
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In 1996 GwD plans to reinstitute its monthly gathering policy. Here are *very*
tentative plans for gatherings and dates if they're known. Other dates will be
set closer to the actual time.
January - Beginning of spring semester party thing.
February 14 - Valentine's Day. Redd's Holiday. Get together and boycott it.
March - Spring Break. Week long party. Heh. Miniature golf one night, really.
April - Venture out to the S00PER-D00PER store(s), K-Mart and/or Wal-Mart.
May - End of school. Celebration of graduation and penetration. Yeah.
June - Go out for pizza. A classic GwD get-together.
July - Hellraiser marathon. The ORIGINAL GwD GATHERING. A must for all droogs.
August - End of summer party-thing. Yay.
September - Star Wars marathon. Another classic.
October 31 - Halloween. Trick-or-treat-ing? Talk to Lobo.
November - Thanksgiving. Get together and thank Grene for k-neat stuff.
December - Xmas Fest! (Also go to HoHoCon, if you can, if there is one.)
(All dates and "themes" subject to change without notice, though we'll probably
let you know cuz you're so damn special.)
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< Releases >
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These dates are really tentative, except the first one. (It's not tentative for
obvious reasons.) Question marks signify that we don't know exactly which files
will be out when. Yeah.
Date Files Released
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1-1-96 gwd&1996.txt
2-1-96 gwd51-55
6-1-96 ????????
10-1-96 ????????
11-4-95 ???????? (GwD Election Special)
12-31-96 or 1-1-97 gwd&1997.txt, ???????
Another note about releases: there will be no releases if there aren't
submissions. That isn't to say that GwD will die (it won't). It's just that
I never again want to release files like 24-29 that I'm not especially proud of
that were written just to have files. Please submit, even if it's crap. I most
likely won't publish it if it's crap, but submit it anyway. No song lyrics
(that was a dumbass idea of mine) or stupid transcriptions of comedy acts (thank
Grene I never was desperate enough to publish THAT submission). Poetry is
accepted, but only if it's really good. Yeah. Ain't I a bitch? Thanks in
advance for any submissions.
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< Other Neat Stuff >
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i. Items in the GwD catalog will actually exist!
ii. GwD now has a page on the WWW. Yay. See the end of this file.
iii. GwD60 will (probably) come out! For those who haven't read gwd50, check
this out:
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! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !-<S * A * T * A * N>-? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?
666 666 666
666 666 666 /---\
666 666 666 |[_]| /--\
666 666 666 | | |[]|
666 666 666 | | | |
666 666 666 | | | |
666 666 666 | |____ ____| |
666 666 666 | | | | |
666666666666 666666666666 666666666666 /| | | | |
666 666 666 666 666 666 / | |
666 666 666 666 666 666 < {| |
666 666 666 666 666 666 \ |
666 666 666 666 666 666 \ |
666 666 666 666 666 666 \ |
666 666 666 666 666 666 \ /
666666666 666666666 666666666 \-------------/
"Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast:
for it is the number of a man; and his number *is* Six hundred threescore and
six." - Revelation 13:18.
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$ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $-<G + R + E + N + E>-* $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ *
555555555555 555555555555 555555555555 /---\
555 555 555 |[_]|
555 555 555 | | /--\
555 555 555 | | |[]|
555 555 555 | | | |
555 555 555 | | | |
555 555 555 ____| |____| |
555555555555 555555555555 555555555555 | | | | |
555 555 555 /| | | | |
555 555 555 / | |
555 555 555 < {| |
555 555 555 \ |
555 555 555 555 555 555 \ |
555 555 555 555 555 555 \ |
555 555 555 555 555 555 \ /
555555555 555555555 555555555 \-------------/
"Here is knowledge. Let he who hath understood the rest of what I've said count
the number of Green: for it is the number of a mortal; and the number is Five
hundred twoscore and fifteen." - KeyLime 18:13.
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Learn about the trinity of Grene and why five is so damn important!
Be on the lookout for GWD60.TXT, the Book of KeyLime, available soon from GwD!
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< End Stuff >
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/-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\
| Lobo - Seth Sometimes - The Lizard King - Spanky McDougal, Sir! - Sir Flea |
| Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man - fastjack - Diamondback - Bill Hooper |
| Lasher - Mogel |
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'Information Super Highway' Command Centers:
for Drive By Shootings (via FTP):
ftp.etext.org /pub/Zines/Greeny
ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/GwD
or
for Car-Jacking (via WWW):
http://www.geopages.com/Athens/2334/index.html
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"HeLL yEAH!#@!#!@ EyE g0Tz a MuTHApHuCKiN' G1RLeE tEw SkREW" - Mogel in HoE #80
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