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     $  $ $  $ $ss$               "Hehehe y sk8rs r cute"
     $  $ $  $ $                         by, Ninr0x
     $  $ $  $ $  $                       4/7/00
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     $  $ "TssT" "TssT"

 hehehehehe ok lemme tell u bout sk8rs hehehe they r cute cuz lyke they
 will be fallen all over the palce and u r lyke "hey r u ok?" and they look
 back at u and smile with there teeth and u r lyke "oh my god sex" and they
 r all cute and know how to treat u rite becuz sk8rs r usually picked on in
 their skewls so they r not fucken assholes lyke the jocks or popular kids
 who just date rape u and hten leave u lyke a peace of fucken meat on the
 ground lyke this fucken ashole at my skewl in CA named fucken justin who
 raped my friend krystal who is lyke the kewlest girl in the world and she
 came over my house cryen but i coudnt haven sympathy cuz i tol her he is a
 dumb fuck who would treat her lyke shit but she didn't listen and so she
 got fucken raped by this asshole and everyone gurl at my fucken skewl is
 all over him lyke he is some fucken god but thats shit cuz he is a fucken
 piece of shit they r all jus stupid wh0res n e way

 the thing bout sk8r boyz is that u here about them sk8ting all the fucken
 time but when u see them sk8 they just keep fallen on their asses cuz
 sk8tr boyz cant sk8! but they r so fucken cute it hurts like my bf is the
 cutest guy i have ever met we r together now for lyke 8 months n i luv him
 ;) ;) :) but sum people try 2 say we r not rite for each other like fucken
 krystal but wut does that cunt no cuz she fuckin let herself be raped by
 fucken justin write? rite! n e way i luv him a lot but if he ever broke up
 with me i would just go to the ramps n get me another sk8tr boy

 sk8trs who kin actualley sk8 r not cute or handomse or g00d looken in n e
 way they r always realley uglie lyke fucken tony hawk who is a fucken dog
 but he kin sk8 i would rather have my bf who kin not sk8 fer shit than
 fuckin ugly tony hawk besides i realley dont kare about sk8ten n e way
 becuz it is just a way to meet cute guyz fer sure u here storeys bout the
 east coast where they say sk8rs r not so cute but here in CA they r all
 fucken hot and u drewl bout them during geometry class cuz u hate skewl n
 yew need somethin to think bout n wut better than sk8r boys who u would 
 lyke 2 date? i fucken hate the east coast cuz u'r weather is fucken shit n
 u r all mean here in CA we r all nice to each other except maybe in the
 ghetto but that is fucked up shit i dont realley no about except that
 maybe it is scarey

 n e way i dont have much else to say except trent is god and I love the
 new album!

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 [ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu      HOE #1058, BY NINR0X - 4/07/00 ]