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 Wednesday, April 1, 1992

 HI SUMMER
 HEY HOW'S LIFE
 NOT THE BEST HERE
 MEN ARE DICKHEADS
 Except for Brian
 the Sweetheart.
 I am going with him now.
 (NOT! April Fool's)
 HA HA

 BIG RED

 ...

 Thursday, April 2

 Hi Summer!

	Are you havin' a day?
 I'm not. It's just one of
 those super-idiotic-brain-
 infected-disconected
 things! And I'm sick of
 it.
	Well, I better pay
 attention in math, or else
 I might fail another test!

	Have a day!

	Don't get run over by
 an old granny in high heels
 driving a '69 Mustang
 convertible running a
 red stoplight at a busy
 intersection!

	Erin Smith

 ...

 Thursday, April 2

	Hello. I cannot wait
 to get out of Algebra.

	Guess what? I honestly
 started a pan on the
 stove on fire last week!
 It was great-really
 funny. Have you ever
 wondered what ever happened
 to Jason W? We should
 call him or something,
 the year I get
 ungrounded. Listen, my
 brain is still in nuetral
 so I'll write later.

	Terri

 ...

 Thursday, April 2

	Summer-
 don't go home with
 your boner on. HA!
 (I mean titty boner!)
 J/K! Have a wonderful
 life you little spineless
 piece of nothing! Psych!

	Jessica

 ...

 Thursday, April 2

	Summer,
	Play with my brain
 But don't skip to the Skippy.
 I'm lying in a cold dry well
 wasting time. Don't dry up into
 a cold, dry worm. Bugs crawl in
 and the bugs crawl owwwwt.
	My saltwater milkshake spilled
 onto the floor of my brain.
	And in my dream I saw
 me (Jesus Christ) come out
 of the hamburger joint and
 water the shrubbery.

	Love me tender,
	ARB
	the destroyer

 ...

 Thursday, April 2

	Summer,
	Well, I think
 I'm going to write you
 sane instead of some
 of your friends that
 seem insane. English
 has been cool so is World
 History with Wulfee has
 been pretty fun But 9th grade
 sucks don't it I thought
 my 9th sucked well its
 Been fun stay cool, Stop
 hanging around some
 of those scumballs you
 hang around. But I guess
 there your friends & you
 like them personally I think
 some are skurvey well I gotta
 Be steppin

	JoAnne
	"94"
	rules

 ...

 Thursday, April 2

	I swish dead fish between
 my toes And try not to step on
 the bones
		-anonymous

 ...

 Friday, April 3

	Dear Winter,
 Rise to the occasion.

	Love,
	ARB

 ...

 Friday, April 3

 [Peace symbol], cool. this feels
 funnY ain't I
 weird      Make sense
 of this
	A frog had a frog bet
 you can't & think about this:
 If God Made us who
 Made God!!

	Nate Kass

 ...

 Monday, April 6

 Jermy is an asshole!

 Jermy Vize

	[insertion]
	Thanks Angella

 ...

 Thurday, April 3

 Dear Summer,
	Don't be weird

	From,
	The Destroyer

 ...

 Monday, April 6

 Life Sucks
 Live it up while
 you can or athority
 will take over
 Never surender
 I dont that's why I
 get in trobles so peace

	Be cool
	Stay cool
	JoAnne

 ... 

 Monday, April 6

 Summer,
	Hey how's life?
 upseeting here. But ain't it
 always.
	I am gonna kill
 Jeff Keeter or however
 you spell his last name.
	He is one of
 the Biggest
	ASSHOLES I
 know. I will make a
 list of them for you.
 Should I deck him on the
 bus?
	I will if he bugs me
	I kinda got Bryan Miller MAD
 At me. After lunch I was
 walking out with Emily and
 he told me to relax buy of
 course I was a smart ass
 and said Why should I?
	But I don't see why he
 should care about that. he doesn't
 care about anything else that has
 to do with me.

	Gotta Go Bye
	Big Red.

 I [heart] Bryan Miller
 U [heart] ?

 ...

 Thursday, April 3

	Dear Autumn,
 I recently caught up with Mr. Smith.
 He knows not what he thinks. So, Mrs. Smith
 has to tell him. Don't tell Smitty Jr.
 that the time of Jesus Christ is never
 going to draw near upon our slimey little
 Christian skulls, kinda like acid rain.
 When Ms. (Not Mrs.) Smith died she
 remarried to the brain-dead. Forescore and
 25 years ago, Arb brought forth, a Rhythm Nation.

	Lovely Day, 
	ARB

	P.S. Brain Food.

 ...

 Tuesday, April 7

	Summer
	Hey MAN!
	How is your cool life
 man?
	Awsome here man.
 I was never better man
 like cool man I just
 said hi to Brian Miller
 to man. it was the
 greatest man.
 Wait till ya see me
 on the bus man
 I will be totally
 cool man.
 I like saying hi to Brian
 because then I can
 see his expression man.
	I also love the word
 man now too.
 Now I love Brian & the
 word man. Sounds neat
 to keep saying man if
 ya ask me man.
 Do ya love my
 language man?
 I do man, it is
 cool if ya ask me
 man.

	Bye MAN
	Big Red

 ...

 Wednesday, April 8

	Summer
 Yo MAN! I AM
 SOOO COOL MAN!
 Like totally awsome
 MAN! BRIAN
 IS JUST SOO COOL
 MAN. I Mean
 gnarley man.
 So how was your
 day man? MINE
 WAS SUGAR FILLED
 BUT FUN MAN!
 I am writing
 lots to day man.

 Well gotta stop
 Sorry MAN.

	Big Red

 ...

 Thursday, April 9

 [water damage to notebook]
 [excerpt of legible text ]

 covered in a vat of hot ashes
 vat of hat ashes hot ashes ashes.
 Who is Big Red? I'm chewing a gum baring
 that moniker, so rise to the occasion.
 Life's just too short, that's why we
 have White Castles.

	Love
	ARB THE
	DESTROYER

 ...

 Tuesday, April 14

 Autumn,
	Hi

	Love
	Arb
	  the
	    Destroyer

 ...

 Tuesday, April 14

	Summer,
 These things are
 weird.
	I can imagine
 my myth. HA! HA!
 I am starting another story
 It is called

 "REVENGE OF THE PHYSCO
        SOCKS"

 nice name huh?

		I        he was
 He is neat   [heart]	 kinda mean
     man!      Bryan	 today but oh
 	      Miller	 well he is
			 still sweet!
 Did ya ever
 see him yet
 man? If not
 one of these days
 you will because I will
 make sure of it.

 Well gotta go Dude.

	Bye.

	Love,
	leggs, beany, Pooh Bear,
 Albino bitch, Pro Stock Pooh #777,
 frogs, long leggs, Bee, Buzzy,
 Jugs, Droppy, Wenz,
 Windmister, Winston, Winafen,
 Gwendolyn, Gendy, Jendolyn,
 Big Red, Wanye, Waldowendy,
 Winnie, Grandma, Saneless,
 Gal, not to mention the newest
 edition MOMMY BIG RED.

           I       Call me
        [heart]    any of those
 HA!     Bryan     names. but
 HA!     Miller    I prefer
 HA! HA!           MOMMY
 He is sweet       BIG RED
 and neat man!!!

 ...

 Good

 D
 A
 Y

 ...

 Thursday, April 16

 Why do we always come
 from the cold!!

 I know now can you
 figure that one out. I'm
 not going to tell u.

	Sincerely,
	Nate Kass

 ...

 Hi

 ...

 Thursday, April 16

 A word of thought

 ARE YOU
 A CLEPTO?

 You Can
 Take Something
 for it!

	from
	The Rebellier

 Have a nice day.

 ...

 Today

 Nobdy
 HAD A
 weird
 thought
 here!

 >From Sum!

 ...

 Tuesday, April 21

 [water damage to notebook]

	Love,
	Arb,
	the
	destroyer

 ...

 Friday, April 24

 Summer,
	A food for thought
 Playingly smellologistic. Yea!

	ARB
	the
	DESTROYER

 ...

 May 4

	Hey Summer,
	I am so cool and so
 happy. Brian is going
 to be laughing so hard
 on the bus cause I'm 
 going to be blowing my
 blow pop.
	I love it when he
 says stuff like that.
 Boy if he would
 have seen me
 yesterday he would of
 said something to the
 effect of "I had my
 blowing going" because
 I ate 13 blow pops.
 I was on a sugar
 high man.
	So who do you
 like?
	Me still like Brian
 on my notes I put
       I
    [heart]
      Bri
 This way
 it sounds cuter and it is
 shorter too. I do it
 all the lazy way.
 and don't take that
 the dirty way either.
 that was funny
 friday when my mouth
 was totally blue.
 Theresa said I
 shouldn't have sucked
 man so much.
 God this odyssey is
 dirty
	She heard the blow
	and know who
	gave it.
 God that is
 sick. these books now
 adays.
 Well girl I
 got a whole half of
 an hour to keep
 writing my lovely thoughts
 yes we're almost
 done reading this boy will
 I be glad.
 ooh grusome blood.
 I love it.
 Well I should get
 going now. Bye.

	Big Red

 I [heart] Bri
 U [heart]?

 ...

 May 6

 OK. you asked for it.

 I'm so tired! Math sucks.
 Haven't figured out what though, YET!!

 I'm in a kick ass mood, but I'm NOT
 going to jail (until I deserve it!) J/K!

 French is awesome, I might go there
 sometime in the near future.

 DEEP THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
 A guy and a girl go out on a date.
 The guy is hoping to get something, like
 sexually. But only the girl knows
 if he's going to get it or not.

 Well, I'll sign off, now!
 Get the hang of that
 math and don't die doing it!

 Ern

 ...

 May 6

	Easily spoken words. And
 dish in brains of cooling wah wah.
 And fish swimming within the lines
 within the lines. The lines are our
 friends. Tee Hee.

	I Need a Peck in
	the head from a bird that
	is dead.

	ARB
	the
	Destroyer

 ...

 May 15

 A Darkened Forest

 A strong wind is howling
	as darkeness grows near,
 In only a moment
	the sun disappears.
 Deep in the forest
	on a restless night,
 Shadows are cast
	by the eerie moonlight.
 The wind picks up
	in a violent storm,
 And this wonderful place
	takes on a different form.
 The rain and the thunder
	continue for hours,
 In this lonesome dark forest
	that nature devours

	Erin Smith

 ...

 May 19

	Brainwave,
 Dreary. Hee Hee Hee. And yer
 little brain, too. Har Har Har. And yer
 large nose, too.

	Love
	ARB

 ...

 May 20

 Word for the Day

 Radicalization

 >From

 ARB
 the
 Destroyer

 ...

 May 20

	Summer,

 Hey Chick!! WHAT'S UP?
 NOT TO MUCH HERE. do
 you know Dennis Dean?
 I started punching him
 before fifth hour. Cause
 him and buttfuck Brian
 were talking about
 me. I still have
 to punch Mr. Buttfuck
 Miller. Don't you love
 the nickname I gave him?
 Do ya love the idea
 of my x-boyfriend being
 my boyfriend again?
 I do and this time
 I'm NOT breaking up
 with him. In about
 the 2nd letter I get
 he will ask me to go
 with him again because
 he did after I first
 broke up with him
 but I never. This time
 when he asks me
 I'm going to say
 yes and I'm NOT
 going to break up with
 him. for anyone.

 If and when I go
 with him again I'm
 going to try and make
 it last for 2 years and
 8 months because that is
 when I plan on moving
 to Oakforest. Then I can
 see him all the time. And
 even before two years I
 will get my ring. and I'll
 jump for joy. Then
 when I move to Oakforest
 I will get to see him for
 the first time in 4 years
 and 8 months. I am
 looking forward to that.
 He probably will be
 too.
	Did you know that
 I liked all of the following
 guys since I broke up
 with Jeff.

	Mike
	Tony
	Rob
	Jeremy
	Tom
	Rick
	John and Brian but
 I did NOT go with
 any of them. No isn't that
 cool. Well gotta go.

	Big Red

 ...

 June 1
 (day after Skid Row)

	Summer,
 Life, wait not life, but happiness
 is pains in the neck and back from
 moshingness in an unknown territory.
 But then again I'll depart.

	ARB

 ...

 It takes 43
 muscles to frown.

 It takes 7
 muscles to smile.

 So be lazy.
 Be indifferent.

 ...

 Dear Spitoon,

 Travel time and realize,

 ARB
 the
 DESTROYER

 ...

 53 54 57

 Don't ever forget these
 #'s actually how could
 you forget you'd think
 of me. I hate Jenny
 with a passion.

 See ya

 Sarah

 I [heart] Scott

 ...

 She caught the melting sky/It burned but
 still the winter passes/By & By/2 the
 other side
 A slow parade of wind/That blows thru 3's/
 That wilted with the season's children
 Are we saved by the words/of bastard
 saints/Do we live in fear or faith/Tell
 me now who's behind the rain
 A maze of tangled grace/The symptoms of
 "for real" are/crumbling from embrace/But
 still we chase...the shadows of belief/And new
 religion clouds our visions of/the roots of
 our souls
 Are we ashamed of our own fate/Or play the
 fool 4 our own sake/Tell me who's Behind the rain
 What do we need where do we go/When we get there
 we don't know/Why should we doubt the virgin
 white/Of fallen snow/when faith's our shelter from
 the cold
 Quicksand Jesus I'm so far away/without you/3x
 Quicksand Jesus I believe you
 Quicksand Jesus I'm so far away

 SKID ROW
 QUICKSAND JESUS
 MAY 31, 1992
 DUBUQUE, IOWA

 ...

     N    I    C    K    N    A    M    E    S
 -------------------------------------------------
          Nickname            Real Name
 -------------------------------------------------
          BIG RED           Wendy Galazin
       Andy the Dude             ARB 
         Summerian            Summerian
       Smelly Asswipe      Shane Connelly
         Brainwave       Nobody In Particular
           Summy              Sumerian
           Summer              Autumn
          Plantlife        Trees Can Be Fun
            Urn               Erin Smith
      Arrogant Dickhead      Jeremy Vize
            ARB                ARBISON
         Andy Benson           ARBISON
          Sumerian              Summer
        Flamebreather            Arb
          Metalhead              Arb
     Human Change Machine        Arb
            Pyro                Summer
           Spanky             Dan Dumuth
          Dough Boy           Dan Dumuth
            Dizzy                Arb
            Bitch           Jenny Schetgen 
          Ignorance             Dougie
         Woman beater          Dan Kuper
           Screech           Wendy Galazin
            Leggs            Wendy Galazin
           Blondie              Summer

 ...

 I still haven't figured out why
 people are calling me "PJ". I guess it's
 better than "Gunster" last year.

	Summer
	the Peejster

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