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(*) (*) * (*)~*~(*) HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #891
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~ 0 0 ~* *~ 0 hOGS ~ "Post-Erotic Madness
( 0*~*~*0 ( ) 0*~*~ oF ) Exemplified, Part 3"
~ 0 0 ~ ~ 0 eNTROPY ~ by Nybar
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<Nybar> on Ragnarok, THE-BOT will come back
<Nybar> with his two brothers: bosplaya the fenris wolf, and BDBil
<Nybar> and Gregoryt will devour Mogel whole
<Nybar> only to be avenged by Jubjub, his son
<Nybar> but the forces of the haunted lamers will defeat the stout defenders
of the #ezines bridge
<Nybar> and destroy the 2 worlds
<Nybar> the hogs over ethiopia will then fall
<Nybar> this is my prophecy.
<Nybar> yum
<JUDAS> Nybar
<Nybar> eh?
<JUDAS> I got ICE CREAM FOR CROW
<Nybar> good, how do you like it, dawg?
<JUDAS> because you wouldn't shut up about how dope is it
<JUDAS> It's DOOOOOOOPE
<Nybar> haha, I told you
<JUDAS> But I think, as of yet, I still like uh
<JUDAS> another album better
<JUDAS> but i can't remember the name
<JUDAS> hahh
<Nybar> Doc at the Radar Station?
<JUDAS> No.
<Nybar> Shiny Beast?
<JUDAS> oh
<JUDAS> Lick my decals off, baby
<JUDAS> Unfortunately, I can't HEAR IT
<JUDAS> because my MP3s are fried
<JUDAS> because my SOUND CARD is baked
<JUDAS> because windows stopped support SOUND
<Nybar> hahahaha
<JUDAS> The thing I find most disappointing about ICE CREAM FOR CROW
<Nybar> my only problem with Ice Cream for Crow is that it's too short
<JUDAS> is how little singing the Captain does
<JUDAS> and how much Billy Holiday "singtalking" he does
<JUDAS> At the end of her Career,
<JUDAS> Billy Holiday really stopped singing
<JUDAS> and just started talking in this very musical way
<JUDAS> which the CAPTAIN does on some of these songs
<JUDAS> however, it's a minor complaint
<JUDAS> hahaha, actually, I've really really been getting inot that reissue
of SAFE AS MILK
*** Nybar changes topic to 'You have now entered the 9th chamber...'
<Nybar> really? maybe I should get it...
<Nybar> I only have the weird trippy version
<JUDAS> It's got a ton of weird extra tracks on it
<JUDAS> mainly instrumentals
<JUDAS> but they're DOOOOOOPE
<Nybar> the instrumentals on Ice Cream for Crow are _sick_
<JUDAS> and the non-instrumental tracks are really fucking weird
<JUDAS> Yeah, they're some of the best I've heard
<JUDAS> Ice Cream for Crow ones, that is
<Nybar> they ah made me want to learn to play the slide guitar back in the
day
<JUDAS> You're right, it's far too short
<Nybar> if Ice Cream for Crow had like, 5 more songs that matched the
quality of the rest of the album
<Nybar> it'd be the motherfucking, uh, uncontested hall of fame album
<JUDAS> hahaha doud, I am really hurting for unconditionally guaranteed
<JUDAS> I've been feeling those love songs lately
<Nybar> heehee, unconditionally guaranteed _is_ suprisingly good
<Nybar> have you heard Strictly Personal?
<JUDAS> I think so.
<JUDAS> But not recently enough to remember it
<Nybar> hmm...I remember at one point I listened to the first instrumental
on Ice Cream for Crow so much that I was having weird thoughts like
"yes...Truly, this is the only way it could end, not on that false
sad note!"
<JUDAS> hahahahaha
<JUDAS> You're nuts
<JUDAS> That's really an insane thought
<Nybar> Strictly Personal is some early jazz/blues sheot
<JUDAS> the guy who runs beefheart.com seems to think Lick My Decals Off,
Baby is going to be re-released soon
<Nybar> "WOO, I AIN'T GOT THE BLUES NO MOH" <harmonica solo>
<JUDAS> hahahahah
<JUDAS> How many times can he say "Poop"?
<Nybar> heh, as many as he wants
<Nybar> he's da captain
<JUDAS> lick my decals off, Tori Amos, and these Beck radio shows
<JUDAS> were all I listened to at my last job
<JUDAS> damn, I love those beck radio shows
<JUDAS> they've got some of the best material I've ever heard
<JUDAS> and it's all totally unreleased
<JUDAS> and will never be released
<Nybar> heehee, I wish I could go back in time with Ashtray Heart
<Nybar> and go to a Captain Beefheart show
<JUDAS> Yeah hahaha
<JUDAS> That guy's time machine is probably in the shape of a gigantic trout
mask
<JUDAS> I just imagine that Ashtray Heart has placed a poster of Don Van
Vliet over his bed,
<JUDAS> so he can pretend he's looking in the mirror when he has sex
<Nybar> ahahahahahaha
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( *(c) hOGS oF eNTROPY pRESS* HOE #891 ~ WRITTEN BY: NYBAR ~ 11/7/99 )