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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #872
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888 888 888 888 888 "I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Quarex
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/16/99
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Dude, I swear. If, by my 23rd birthday, on August 13, 2001, I have
not obtained an even slightly meaningful relationship with a woman, I am
just going to blow my fucking brains out after having a killer birthday
party. If any of you want to go, you are welcome. I am sick of this shit.
If you do not have a real girlfriend by the time you graduate from college,
I am sorry, but you never will.
It is just that simple.
And now, the funny part of the text file!
HEE HEE HEE!
WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME PUNS?
I HAVE ONE!
What do you call it when you ignore the sound crows make?
CAUTION!
. . .?
How about this:
What happens when you pour a new road onto an old Indian burial
ground?
Retarded.
I may have just crossed the line there.
Shoot me.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #872 - WRITTEN BY: QUAREX - 10/16/99 ]