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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #870
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888 888 888 888 888 "Please Just Leave Me Alone
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 and Let Me Go Insane"
888 888 888 888 888 " by Hermy
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/9/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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The clock ticks, the phone rings, then my fucking cell phone. Then
my ICQ goes "uh-oh" again and AGAIN. Dammit people just leave me alone.
My mom has called me about five times today. She wants to know why
she got a $78 phone bill and a letter from my college wondering why I
haven't gone to class yet. Took them long enough to miss me, but that's
beside the point.
My boss has called a few times this week. She wants to know why I
haven't gone to work in about two weeks. I told her I didn't know. That
seems to be my answer for everything lately. "I don't know." It puts
people off long enough to think of an excuse............
My roommates have been on my ass about the up-coming rent due. They
seem to think that if they see me and don't remind me, I'll forget. As if I
could forget that I have about $20 and I owe more than three different
people at least that much. Please people, just fucking leave me alone and
let me go insane. Maybe then I won't have to pay rent at the mental
hospital.
Stop laughing, my mom actually suggested that tonight. As if I don't
have enough things to worry about, she is threatening to commit me.
At least I got laid today.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #870 - WRITTEN BY: HERMY - 10/9/99 ]