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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #862
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888 888 888 888 888 "3 Times the Recommended Dose
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Six
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/9/99
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Yeah baybe.. I have bronchitis it's 10:09 A.M. EST, Sunday, July 15,
1999. I have no idea what I'm going to write about I figure I will just let
the lethal combination of cough medicine, Nyquil and Advil run it's course.
Mr. TanAdept is supposed to come over and pet Samba, I don't know if
he can now because he's late for his flight and wont get to scenic NJ until
3. At 4-ish I have to go to my sister's apartment and have dinner with her,
her fianc?, his parents and my parents. My sister is 20.. and bald.. Meow.
It might be a good thing that g0ff isn't going to pet Samba. Samba
is very shy and mentally unstable and he might run away again if he is
exposed to a stranger again. I named Samba after my soccer shoes.
I'm a geek girl that plays sports but I still have a fat ass. I just
noticed I typed "dose" wrong in the title.. I typed it "does".. Can you
believe I graduated secretarial school with typing honors?
I'm watching the Woodstock coverage on MTV. I could have gone with
my friends Joey and Kevin from high school. I'm kinda glad I decided not
too it's the funniest image to me Joey in his khaki shorts and Izod shirt
moshing around in the field with the mud-hippies. If I was there I would be
a mud hippie. Because I am a gross dirty dirty girl... or something.
But instead I have bronchitis, and I am sitting home coughing
watching reruns of road rules, and wondering if my cat will run away. I
should go upstairs and get my CDs. I was lying on the grass of Sunday
morning of last week. If it was 4 years ago I would be in New Hampshire
right now. If you steal my sunshine. I suppose since it's the last week in
July and it's a Sunday I would be on the beach with my friend Kara and
Jewlie waiting for camp to start. Anxiously awaiting my first Mike Johnson
sighting of the summer. I had the biggest crush on him like 7th -12th
grade. Tall and blonde in Umbros and Sambas playing volleyball on the
beach. I never realized it until years later but him and his friends made
fun of me kinda bad. Cause I have a big butt. As if I could help that.
They'd sing Baby Got Back when I walked by or Aiesha. Mean boys. It's a
wonder I'm not an angry un-shaven feminist. I think I need to change my
look or something. Normal is boring.
Ooof some kinda medicine just kicked in I wish this headache would go
away. Maybe I should eat. It's 10:32 A.M. I'm sad that Mr. TanAdept can't
come pet my kitties. L-A-T-E-R that week.
I'm going to listen to this song over and over till I learn the
words..
Does he like butter-tarts? What?
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #862 - WRITTEN BY: SIX - 10/9/99 ]