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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #834
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once apon a time there was a grape.
the grape ate a crayon.
the crayon ate a box.
the box at a peice of tape.
then the tape died.
so the box and the crayon and the grape, and the pin went to its
funeral.
but the pin was happy because the pin had never really liked the tape
all that much.
so all that the pin could do was laff. and laugh and laff and laff.
the box and the grape and ESPECIALLY the crayon were very upset with
the pin. so finally they cut off its head!
then they had a funeral for the pin but no one came because no one
liked the pin.
the coaster met the grape as they were walking to town one day and
asked why he had not been to the party.
it is morning.
but no, it is dark.
the sun has died.
goodnight.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #834 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 9/20/99 ]