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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #828
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888 888 888 888 888 " by The Golden Boognish
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DANIML was the licence plate.
Yes, I think we all know who this story is about, yes a man who's
life is nothing. Danimal, the Animal. (ref. http://users.ids.net/~danimal).
A man who resorted to stupid little jokes and screming out loud kid
riddles and "fuck!!! FUCK!! SHE FUCKED! UP SHITY!!!" when his paycheck
got fucked up because he forgot to clock out. He also fucked his cousin,
anyway possible. That's right, Dan was a animal, a DANIMAL.
I remember the day, I was leaving work and he ran out the door and
wanted to shake my hand. Not once, but twice becasue he was leaving the
state tonite, becasue of the restraining order he got on his lunch break.
That is right, his wife left in the middle of the night and left no note,
was gone for a week and then sent him a restraining order. Yeah. He told
me that day about how his wife's mother killed his pet rat and about how
his wife tried to tell the cops how he beat his kid, when he ran into a
wall. Well, back onto the story, he wanted to shake my hand and say
goodbye. A week later he came into work to get hisk check, he was
supposed to be in Denver and said "HEY! I LIVE NEAR YOU NOW!!" and left.
I freaked.
Now Danimal is living with another woman and is never off line.
he keeps updating the all mighty "DANIMAL KINGDOM" and is soon to setup
the Danimal Designs homepage. (www.danimaldesigns.com). Dan is now
moving onto 'greener pastures'.
I remember Dan for a few reasons, he would yell at me and flip me
off constantaly becasue I wasn't making instruction booklets for the
CDROM's or Disk Sets. He would also write on the 'supplies needed' list:
Blow up doll for chris.
Platform Shoes for Chris.
etc.
That was cool! hrmm. wait a minute, it wasn't. He would also make
alot of stupid jokes and riddles and if you make fun of him, he would get
mad.
In conclusion: I am fucking glad that guy got pissed on. Jeezus.
He really fucking pissed me off with all his stupid shit. He would never
listen when you would say somthing and be mad if you didn't listen to him.
He would also spend all of his time on his webpage and get mad if you
didn't goto it or fucked around it. Damn, Burn in hell Danimal.
Look for part 2 of Cousin Fuckers soon.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #828 - BY: GOLDEN BOOGNISH - 9/20/99 ]