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*** Lastlog:
*FameWolf* Teletype Hype
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Listen well children to the tale I tell,
*FameWolf* of an IRC Operator named Teletype.
*FameWolf* A dear sweet little tinkerbell,
*FameWolf* who would need help getting his backside wiped.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
*FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* We know your just a cybertoy,
*FameWolf* compensating for what you lack in real life.
*FameWolf* Robbie, the wonder boy,
*FameWolf* with wit as sharp as a butter knife.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
*FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
*FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Red Rover Red Rover, send a real man over,
*FameWolf* but, till then we will just make do,
*FameWolf* with dear sweet teletype. Boo Hoo.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
*FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Chomp, Chomp. Teletype is biting off more then he can chew.
*FameWolf* He looks flustered.....somebody get him a date.
*FameWolf* He can't find his own, that we already knew.
*FameWolf* If he gets to excited he won't be able to wait.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
*FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* I think he would be in a better mood if he could just get laid!
*FameWolf* Don't worry teletype, there's still hope stud!
*FameWolf* Just as soon as the street walker gets paid......
*FameWolf* You can prove once again that your a dud.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
*FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
*FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* I'm gonna make you famous teletype baby!
*FameWolf* You don't even have to thank me!
*FameWolf* I'll even put this on my web page, maybe.....
*FameWolf* for all the good folks to see.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
*FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* I'm gonna make you famous teletype baby!
*FameWolf* You don't even have to thank me!
*FameWolf* I'll even put this on my web page, maybe.....
*FameWolf* for all the good folks to see.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
*FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
*FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
*FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Never piss off a poet.
*FameWolf* :
*FameWolf* Dedicated to Teletype, IRC Operator of Effnet. Kiss Kiss
sweetums.
*FameWolf* --------
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