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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #817
`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
888 888 888 888 888 "I Wasted 2 Hours Reading
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Early cDc; I Hate My Life"
888 888 888 888 888 " by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/1/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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I am such a sad turtle. I am sad. Sad turtle!! I am sooo sad!!!
I'm the saddest turtle ever born!!!
I am fucking a rabbit now, everybody, isn't that wild? I am fucking
the world now. FUCK THE WORLD! Where are the lyrics to Enter Sandman?
I'm a tremendous fan of emotions laced with subtle references to gay sex.
HYUK, HYUK! I FUCKED A BLIND GIRL IN THE EYE! I AM THE FLESH MAN!
A dark, dark moment in time... filled with MURDER!! My right hand
says GENERATION-X, my left hand says TWELVE YEAR OLD EATING DOG POOP, my
RAGING COCK (I always refer to that) says "WHOSE MORALITY???/??1/1??".
I am subversive, dark, and underground. Please tell me more about
hip hop. Christmas RULES! I totally know what you're saying. I totally
identity with the main character of your story. I am you, man. U-N-I-T-Y!
("Who you callin' a bitch?"). BILLY, BILLY. I AM CALLING YOU FROM TEXAS.
I READ THIS CRAZY TEXT FILE ABOUT KIDS KILLING THEMSELVES. IT'S TOTALLY
FUCKED UP, MAN. READ IT!!
Wish your vibe was still real... I find a great deal of humor in the
number zero. What are we becoming? Maybe I should run for president!
Sometimes I like to read about technical information, other times I like
to read about the awful truth. I mean that as a compliment.
And how awful it is. How are you doing, Reid Fleming, my dearest
friend? I feel so incredibly close to you. Same with you, CARRIE CAROLYN.
The blackness of your putang would swallow me whole. I mean that as a
compliment. Please treat us to another precious 13 years of your glorious
text files, you fat bastards. I mean that as a compliment.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #817 - WRITTEN BY: OCMIII - 9/1/99 ]