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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #787
`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 "My Philosophical Quest for
888 888 888 888 888 True Happiness Continues"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/12/99
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I always thought crank calls and "the jerky boys" were incredibly
boring and immature, until I made my own crank call just now.
<CALLING DUNKIN DONUTS>
Woman: Dunkin' Donuts, Hello?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman: Excuse me? Hello?
Me: HAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!!
Woman: Dunkin' Donuts!
Me: Oh. Hi.
Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts.
Me: No...
Woman: Hello?
Me: No......
Woman: Hello?
Me: Who are you? What's going on?
Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman: <click>
WASN'T THAT TOTALLY HILARIOUS??? Ahahaha if you liked that check
out this next call!
<CALLING BURGER KING>
Guy: Burger King at 40th and Walnut Street, how can I help you?
Me: Do youuuu...
Guy: Excuse me?
Me: Do youuuu.........
Guy: Do I what?
Me: Do you HAVE ANY BURGERS??? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Why, yes we do. This is Burger King.
Me: Do youuu.....
Guy: YES?
Me: Do youuuuuuuuu.....
Guy: YES? WHAT?
Me: Do youuuuuuuuu... AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
Guy: <click>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #787 - WRITTEN BY: OCMIII - 8/12/99 ]