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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #740
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888 888 888 888 888 "Flamingd24"
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
888 888 888 888 888 " by Neko
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/16/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Flamingd24: he sexy whats cookin
neko31337: uh, who are you?
Flamingd24: ur dream come true
neko31337: oh, i see.
Flamingd24: u better,,,, i can't believe u dont remember me... i'm hurt :(
neko31337: um, what's your name?
Flamingd24: nicole,,, come on jon u know better
neko31337: nicole who?
neko31337: i know too many people named nicole
Flamingd24: we'll talk and u think about it, k?
Flamingd24: so how've u been lately
neko31337: i have been pretty ok...uh, did i go to school with you? or work
with you? or...?
neko31337: how've you been (not that i have anything to compare it to, as i
don't know who you are)
Flamingd24: ur getting there, i'm great, i've moved on since u broke my
heart but hey shit happens right?!
neko31337: i broke your heart? i don't remember anyone named nicole whose
heart i could've possibly intentionally broken.
neko31337: of course, i guess there's always the unintentional breaking of
hearts...like when you crush on someone and you see them talking
to someone else...you don't even pause to investigate -- your
heart is already shattered into a million pieces and you're
scurrying around to pick them up before they're gone forever.
Flamingd24: just pretend like u realize who i am so i'm no longer aching
neko31337: oh, HI, nicole, sorry about breaking your heart! glad to hear
you're doing fine!
neko31337: now would you be so kind as to tell me who you are and how i know
you so i don't feel like i'm talking to a complete stranger?
neko31337: you knoew, i just mispelled hurt as heart. crazy, huh?
Flamingd24: u did?
neko31337: yeah, when i was talking to someone in another window.
Flamingd24: oh i understand
neko31337: this feels like some silly hoax, since you're not willing to
reveal how i know you or anything...
neko31337: i'm sure if i know you as well as you make me out to know you,
i'll feel super embarassed and will be licking your feet for
forgiveness when you tell me...so, out with it!
Flamingd24: didn't u work at hilander
neko31337: yes
Flamingd24: and remember me yet?
neko31337: i remember someone named nicole working at hilander, but i don't
remember knowing her very well at all. i remember her being quite
pretty, though.
neko31337: whether that is you or not, i have no idea...
Flamingd24: well that wan't me
neko31337: you didn't work at hilander or you're not pretty?
neko31337: or none of the above?
Flamingd24: i'll tell u what i look like and u guess, k?
Flamingd24: not pretty
neko31337: whatever works for you
Flamingd24: i'm tall
Flamingd24: reddish hair
Flamingd24: green eyes
neko31337: & did you work at hilander?
Flamingd24: thin,
Flamingd24: yes
Flamingd24: not any more though
neko31337: where did you work?
Flamingd24: hilander
Flamingd24: with u
neko31337: no no, where in hilander
Flamingd24: do u still smoke
Flamingd24: as a cashier
neko31337: i still smoke
neko31337: is your name really nicole?
Flamingd24: bad habbit
neko31337: no kiddinh...do you smoke?
neko31337: when did you work at hilander?
Flamingd24: why ur catching on ... so come on out with it ....who am i?
neko31337: you are nicole!
Flamingd24: over xmas was the last time i saw u
neko31337: you told me that already, silly
neko31337: i don't suppose you have a picture you could send me to refresh
my memory, do you?
neko31337: i only remember working with one person named nicole
neko31337: and you already said you're not her.
Flamingd24: yes but my names not nicole
neko31337: -oh-.
neko31337: so it's all an elaborate hoax
Flamingd24: u got me hooked on cigs
Flamingd24: remember
neko31337: haha
neko31337: jennifer.
Flamingd24: is that really the clue that gave it away?
neko31337: yes.
Flamingd24: shouldn't have said that but i was starting to pity u
neko31337: so what was the point of all this?
Flamingd24: my profile does say nicole though sorry if u read that
neko31337: i don't have aol, i had someone else read it for me.
Flamingd24: just dropped in to say hello
neko31337: that was the psycho-est hello in the world.
Flamingd24: i quite the individual u know,,,, also i was jk about me smoking
thats gross
neko31337: sigh
neko31337: i was really wondering whose heart i had broken for awhile.
Flamingd24: i was kiddding about that too
neko31337: oh well
Flamingd24: dont get all big headed now
neko31337: too late for that
neko31337: i need to go to sleep now, i have to work at 8am. next time don't
be a stranger.
Flamingd24: i wont, later
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epilogue: my ex-girlfriend and her friends are stupid.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #740 - WRITTEN BY: NEKO - 7/16/99 ]