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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #713
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888 888 888 888 888 "Onion Rings Get No Respect!
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 (or, Clyde Fights Food Crime!)
888 888 888 888 888 " by Clyde
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/1/99
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many fast food restaurants don't know how to serve food!
let us examine one of my favorite side orders, the onion ring!
as a finger-sized fried food, onion rings get lumped into the same
group as french fries and hash browns! these three foods are often stored
in the same spot in the walk-in freezer, fried in the same grease, left to
age in the same heating bin, and served in the same cardboard containers!
but that does not mean that there should be any french fries or hash
browns in my onion rings!
do you understand! i hope so!
i stand in line! then i order, pay, get my food, and sit down! i
do not want to play treasure-hunt when i eat my onion rings! when i reach
down into the onion ring container, and grasp a food parcel, i expect it to
be an onion ring!
a recent report from the curly-fry camp also reports a similar
problem! this needs to stop! foods are distinctive! each has its own
character, flavour, texture, nutritious content, ingredients, and appeal!
food segregation is not a crime! wrongful food integration is a crime!
folks, please help me in protesting this wrongful action!
have a great day!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #713 - WRITTEN BY: CLYDE - 7/1/99 ]