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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #640
`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
888 888 888 888 888 "Kreid's 315,601st Textfile"
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
888 888 888 888 888 " by: Kreid
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/11/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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hey, what's up. this is kreid here. you know, you'd never know it,
you know, but this t-file that you're reading right now is actually my
315,601st t-file. personally, i can't believe it, hell, well, but hell,
you just keep practicing and your writing skilsl just pick up, you know?
heheheh well whatever, peace. ON WITH THE T-FILEE!!!!!
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okay i'm gonna start this shit with a story, okay, like old times,
right? eheheh well okay.
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once upon a time there was a boy.
in front of his computer, this boy sat, wondering. "what is this
life really worth? what is my fate in life? and what am *I* worth? can
a god possibly exist, watching over a world so cold, and so bitter?"
a bomb went off. a bomb of thought, inside the boy's mind. "could
it be that the universe was created simply by chance? because if so, then
logically i could see that a good man's purpose on earth is only to exploit
chance. yes, that is it! for once i realize..."
*mogel!mogel@dto.net* i want to suck every drop of you down my soft,
anxious GULLET.
and, like millions of other minds that try to erupt into virginal
thought every day, mogel broke this poor boy's. mind. out came the cock
and on went the love.
who's to blame?
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kreid here again. i don't know about you guys, but i personally
happen to personally think that this t-file fucking ROCKED. all right
peace out... AFTER THA SHOUT-oUTSZZZZ!!!
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KREID PRESENTS:
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THA GREET FILE!
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mogel: yo man, keep rockin' on. thanks for letting me write for
your awesome e-zine!
styx: sup, dude. keep rockin' dude. rockin' on.
meenk: yo, sup, keep rockin'. sorry i ran over your grandmother.
aids: sup, you rotten jerk :) lousy low-life jerk :) :) ehehehe
mogel: btw, i heard you wanted to suck every drop of me down or
some shit? wtf is that? whatever dude keep rockin'
heheh :)
mooer: ehehee what are you a cow or something? mooooo?!?! heheheh
whatever your still cool :)
anjee: yo all i gotta say is yo... shmokinnn weEEeeeeeDD!! ehehehe
j/k peace
swisspope: dude remembmer that shit??? ahahahah WTF!?!?!? rock on :)
eerie: hehehehehehe say something in canadian dude!! that's fucked
up when you do that eheheheheh just jokin bro your cool :)
phorce: could you please give me my butt-pod back? how long have
you had that thing for? jesus christ!
kaia: yoyo we gotta do that shit again sometime that was fuckin
cool huh? werd ok keep rockin'
phorce: dude btw wash that shit first.. please?
everyone else: IF YOU'RE NOT ON THIS LIST THEN YOU CAN KISS MY ASS,
FUCKERS!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #640 - WRITTEN BY: KREID - 5/11/99 ]