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When you run out of luck;
when you lose your job;
when you lose your house;
when you lose your friends;
when your car stops working;
when they cut off your cable;
when they cut off your internet connection;
when your wife divorces you and takes all your money;
when your children turn against you;
when you lose your sexual interest;
when your stereo breaks;
when your tastebuds lose taste;
when your family disowns you;
when you lose your hair;
when you gain weight;
when your basement gets flooded;
when your state gets flooded;
when a tornado blows away your town;
when fire eats your house;
when fire eats your friends;
when you have to pay the prostitutes to sleep with you;
when your dog stops being loyal to you;
when your cat runs away;
when your ear and nose hair grow longer than the hair on your head;
when your heat and electricity get cut off;
when your credit bill is thicker than your wallet;
when you lose your knack at Scrabble;
when the voices in your head are the only ones talking to you;
when you answer the voices in your head;
when Knight Rider is the only action you get;
when you have more rolls than the Michelin man;
when you have more chins than Jaba the Hut;
when you call the operator for someone to talk to;
when the fruit you buy goes bad the next day;
when your best friend is the TV guide;
when Ross Perot calls you up just to tell you you're a loser;
when the kids down the street egg your house everyday;
when you become the town grouch;
when you become the town drunk;
when the ass-groove in your couch is more profound than your mind;
when you lose all use of your right leg;
when you lose all feeling in your left arm;
when you're no longer excited about your birthday;
when your washboard abs become washboard flabs;
when the only talking you do is to yourself;
when the most exciting event of the week is laundry;
when your water becomes tainted;
when you run out of food;
when all else fails,
there will always be sweet, sweet nicotine.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #604 - WRITTEN BY: ANONGIRL - 5/6/99 ]