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Well, kidz, what we have here today is a look at what once was
THE SCENE in area code 401. Now, I'm not talking about hacking, writing
text files, creating art, pirating softwarez (ARRRR, MATEY), or anything
cool/psuedo-productive like that. I am talking about the chick scene...
the HOT MODEM MOMMAS which were so often overlooked.
My time in THE SCENE started in 1995. This, of course, being
after everything that was or could have been cool about BBS's and
modems had already happened. This time, lasting a few years before my
arrival, will be forever referred to as THE GOOD OLE DAYS [tm].
So, anyways, it was me, CHICK X, CHICK Y, The Tyrant, SQUINKY,
and a bunch of random Kurt Cobain-worshipping 14 year olds. I
worshipped SQUINKY in his amazing telecom techniquez (see: HOE #334).
For all practical purposes, we can call Tyrant CHICK Z, because, well,
for all practical purposes, he was. We talked about nothing. And we
talked about it a lot. It was cliquey and bitchy and we liked it that
way.
Essentially, there were only two BBS's in my calling area that
didn't suck. Oh well. So it goes. I am not going to go through the
hassle of remembering any details about any of this, because
submitting logs about Area 401 is Squinky's job.
As with most close-knit, 15 year old trios of bitches, we all
started to severely dislike eachother. CHICK Z left us for a life of
passionate sex with a married woman and massive amounts of diaper
changing (see: http://users.tmok.com/~minmei), CHICK X and CHICK Y went
on to live in denial about their torrid lesbian love affair, and I
moved on with my own self to read books, do drugs, geek out, and write
boring text files for HOE.
Isn't that a cute story?
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #426, WRITTEN BY: LAJA - 1/13/99 !!