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This past week I went to Minneapolis for the Alpha Phi Omega
national conference (see http://www.apo.org/ i think). Then after the
conference I stayed with my friend Katie who I had met in Scotland.
Minneapolis is fucking freezing. For the hotel portion of my stay
there were convenient "skywalks" which connected the whole city. I met
lots of people and didn't leave the two hotels which housed our
conference.
I watched Xena warrior princess a lot and became entranced.
One morning I woke up and the girl I was sharing a bed with,
Megan, was scratching my back. Later she did not remember and blushed
when I mentioned it. She had been half asleep and thought I was her
boyfriend. She is a really good back scratcher.
I met a bunch of mad irc-ers like myself, 'cept they hang out
in #aposoc. Now I have a new channel to hang out in. fUn
Anyhow, I met some people who were just as weird as me and the
h0ef0lk.
Then I stayed with Katie. Katie drives a zamboni. But she
doesn't do it well, so she's quiting. She's sleepy and a vegetarian
but she's not Soybean.
It was so cold that when we walked from her work at the rink to
her house her nose ring was stinging!
We saw this movie and everywhere we went there were lovely beings
with elven locks about their heads. Such eye candy in such a cold cold
city.
Katie lives in a section near the U of M called Dinkytown. No
joke. It lives up to its name, but there are cool stores and cafes
anyhow. Like 3 used clothing stores, 3 used CD stores, a comic/rpg
shop, a student travel place, a breakfast place, a falafel place, an
occult store, subway, pizza hut, a movie house, and several markets.
Dinky but funky.
I'd live there if I could stand it. 'cept katie says that wasn't
the worst. She says that sometimes you walk down the street and your
eyelashes stick together and the scarf sticks to you from the
condensation of your mouth.
I stayed in katie's room while she was at work reading Jeanette
Winterson's oranges are not the only fruit and contemplating my life.
Then I went shopping in Dinkytown. Got some CDs but couldn't find
Dragon tarot.
I had a good time in Minneapolis, but I froze my tits off!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #412, WRITTEN BY: SEAYA - 1/10/99 !!