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[12-13-93]
We found out last night that my Aunt Pat got married... last
April! So now I guess I have an Uncle Roy. How weird.
Luckily, I'm still on good terms with the people from Newspaper.
They don't know about my story yet, though. Maybe I'll go tomorrow and
cover the game, then write the story and give it to Mr. Reiter. I
might. I feel obligated to do it. If I DO get the courage to go, then
I'll rejoin Newspaper at semester probably. Things have been so crazy
at home these last few months, I'm glad I have a break from at least
ONE class. It just depends. It just depends.
Well, I'm sick of dwelling on Newspaper. Since I'll be looking
back on this in a few years (maybe), I'll list some common everyday
shit. Stamps are 29 cents, bread is around 60 cents a loaf, but you can
find it WAY cheaper. The average car is about $14-15,000. Easy Cheese
in a can is $2.89 on sale. Fuji film is $2.00 on sale (cheap!!).
Videotapes range from $3-$5 a pop. Speaking of pop, it's around 50-60
cents a can. CDs average $16-18, cheaper at K-Mart and other shit
stores. DAT's are new and aren't common yet. The Newton hand-held
computer and A/V palmcorders are among the newest gadgets.
Well, since I've completely bored myself to death, I will
digress. Here are a few of my favorite things (I know, it's corny). I
like Dream Theater, Extreme, Lillian Axe, Collision, Babes In Toyland,
White Zombie, Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, Sepultura, Ozzy, KISS,
AC/DC, Fight, Cathedral, Pariah, whatever. I like to watch the
Simpsons, Real World II reruns, Headbanger's Ball, 90210, Fresh Prince,
Herman's Head, and SNL reruns. I could live on Comedy Central and MTV.
I can't STAND Whiney Houston, Mariah Carey, Walli Collins, Full House,
Wrestling (which Travis is OBSESSED with), Football, School Spirit,
country music, my brother at times, and chores. But I absolutely LOVE
my cat Taylor and Jamie's cat Ami. I don't have a boyfriend and guess
what? I DON'T CARE! I have few friends because I told most of them off
last year. I think I'm manic depressive but I'm probably just a
hypochondriac. Or a pyromaniac. Or a kleptomaniac.
Whatever. Anyway, I just wanted that stuff to be imbedded
forever. It's nice to be able to write whatever the hell I want and
not have to worry about the rest of the world picking it apart. I can
wander from subject to subject, use inside jokes, make up a secret
language, whatever. No one will ever know! Ha ha! Alright, so I'm
getting slightly carried away. I don't care.
Oh, I forgot to write about the pipe bomb Harley Bush set off in
the Welding room Friday. Mark Reigler said the blast was huge and
really, really loud. I guess I believe it. That's right up Harley's
alley.
Wow! I really DO have diarrhea mouth. Or diarrhea HAND. (So I
can't spell diarrhea. Sue me.) (There. I fixed it. Fuck you.)
[25-12-93]
Well, today was SO boring. We went to Grandma Shirley's.
Nobody else came until a split second before we left! We all got a
shirt and $20. We also watched Straight Talk on Showtime. It was
pretty cheesy. Now I'm watching Headbanger's Ball, I have diarrhea
(REAL diarrhea), and my appetite is nil.
Well, tomorrow we're taking down all the xmas decorations.
Monday, we're going to SherRee's and Mike's for a WWF Pay-Per-View.
Pure chewing enjoyment. But for now I will enjoy my metal. I bid adieu
or whatever the hell it is.
[3-1-94]
Hell, this year is off to a boring start. My nose is runny, my
throat is pretty good, but I'm bored as hell. I did my 3 assignments
in history. We have this bitchy sub who won't let us do anything but
Section 2. Well, excuse me, missy, I already DID Section 2. In your
face. So instead I'm writing in my journal. Thrill.
What's been going on lately? I just don't know. I've just been
going through the motions. I didn't have any make-up work from when I
was sick before vacation.
Everyone's been bitching that there shouldn't have been school
today, or at least a delay. It snowed a good 3-4 inches yesterday and
last night, but our resident blonde-wanna-be Superintendant Diana Lam
didn't do anything. I hope when she goes in for review this year she
gets booted out. She's messed up everything.
I was thinking of writing a letter to the Newspaper staff
because they omitted my name from my story. They DID, however, put in
Shawn Menadue's name because he wrote the other story on that page.
I'm not pissed off, but it was a lack of consideration for me. I DID
write it, and Shawn Menadue is one guy I'd rather NOT see take credit
for it.
I have to blow my nose, but there aren't any tissues. I guess
I'll sniffle and suffer. Oh wait! There IS a roll of toilet paper.
I'll be back in a minute.
Boy, did that ever help. Now if only everyone else in here who
are sniffling and suffering would do the same. Especially Mark
Reigler. He's beginning to bother me. I HATE it when people sit there
sniffling when there is available nose-blowing things.
My favorite song is still "Ghost of Winter." I just realized
that when I typed it onto my computer disk today. But I'm wondering
if "The Day I Met You," also by Lillian Axe, will also become one of
my favorite songs. It's so sweet and simple, but totally different
the moody yet intricate "Ghost Of Winter." They both have excellent,
EXCELLENT lyrics. I'll need to think about it, though. It may just be
a passing fancy.
Well, gotta go get busy. Writing notes to Amy, that is.
[9-1-94]
I stayed over at Jen's. Yesterday, we hooked up her modem and
hooked up America OnLine. It was so much fun. Her handle is Jezus666,
and her password is "Acid". I want a computer SO bad, I would kill to
be hooked up to AOL. I hope mom gets my application to Family Dollar
soon so I can get a computer. I want one more than a car. I'll save
$100 from every paycheck. It'll take me 6 months, I think, but it'll
be worth it. I want a Mac Performa like Jen's. We met this guy on it
who lives near Chicago who we're going to write to and stuff. Jen has
the address, though, so she might say shit about me so he won't write
me. I don't mean to be untrusting, but I wouldn't put it past her. I
hope he writes, though. His name is James, and he sounds really cool.
Today's been a snoozer. It's SO boring. Well, I'm going. I'm
too bored to write.
[13-1-94]
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I lost my blue pens--this one is borrowed.
Jen said that James is gay--but I don't know if I should believe her
or not. I was over at her house again on Monday because the busses
were re-routed from the house that blew up, and nobody told us. We got
some games that didn't work, and we hooked her rat cages together. I'm
babysitting tonight for the Hohmann's as soon as I get home until
around a quarter to nine. Talk about boredom. At least I can make
some money.
There's absolutely nothing going on lately. Except for the
house blowing up, everything's been pretty quiet.
[19-1-94]
Cool, cool, cool. I haven't written lately because... we had 2
extra days off! We got Monday off--MLK Day--but 2 extra because of
too-cold weather. It got -28 I think. Plus there was tons of blowing
snow. It's been nice, too. I've been babysitting.
Did I mention that about a week ago or so Eric Johnson came back
to school? He seems really great, especially after the car accident he
was in.
Speaking of car accidents--this one is sad. Courtney Egleseder
died. I've been going to school with her since first grade! It's so
surreal. We were never close friends or anything, but I grew up with
her always. This school year's been just crazy. There'll probably be
a big thing about her tomorrow when we have to go back to school.
[20-1-94]
Today has been so psychotic. Everyone's crying and stuff,
because of Courtney. Half of our classes, it seems, are going up to
the Guidance Office and stuff. It's weird, I knew her, but we weren't
close or anything. It's just a tough thing to get used to. I almost
start to feel guilty that I'm not crying too, but then I get
level-headed and think, I'm not GOING to cry because I don't feel
emotionally compelled to. I knew her, but not well enough to cry over
it. I'm not that sentimental.
Well, hopefully the rest of the day will be a little more
uplifting. Yeah, right. Today will be Manic Depressants Anonymous.
Most of the people feeling upset get out of semester tests! Oh well.
I'm sure they'll have to make it up. They're having a hard enough
time as it is.
This morning on the bus, I talked to Arb. He was actually being
sweet, as compared to his usual egotistic, everyone-wishes-they-were-me
attitude. I'm STILL wondering if he's going out with Jenny White
(Weitz, whatever). I never see them together anymore, but I'm not going
to assume anything.
I biffed this morning. I was crossing the street to get to the
bus stop (where I swear I almost froze to death) when I slid and landed
smack on my butt, knee, and elbow. I didn't make any deal out of it,
though. I wasn't injured, and neither were my clothes, so I'm fine.
I'm so bored. There's nothing to do and nothing to write about.
Well, James isn't gay after all. Jen said he said his brother was
screwing around with the computer, so he's not really gay. Later.
[28-1-94]
Yesterday I was talking to Amy Jordan, and Erin Flowers pulled
another shitty. Erin wrote "I Love Josh" on Amy's assignment notebook.
No big deal. Then, she wrote underneath, "by Erin" and said to Amy,
"Well, I didn't want people to think you finally found someone." If I
would have been there, she would have been kissing some pavement,
that's for damn sure. But Amy controlled herself and just said, "Way
to go, Erin. Boost my confidence there." I think I would have been a
little less friendly. Erin just thinks she's so big because she has a
boyfriend. She keeps trying to rub it in our faces and make us feel
bad, but we're not jealous at all. Who would be jealous of someone
with no self-esteem and no respect for other people? I'm GLAD I'm not
her or even remotely like her. I'm glad I DON'T have a boyfriend,
because I'd be afraid I'd end up like she'll be after she and Josh
break up--no friends, because she acted like such a priss.
All I have to say is that if Erin says anything around me or
even TO me, I'll cut her down to size so fast her head will spin. I am
a grade-A certified bitch. And some people just deserve the full,
royal treatment.
(later)
Luckily, lunch went smoothly today. Although Erin did remark to
me for eating salad. She said, "You're eating a FRIDAY salad?" (by
Friday they're usually pure brown.) I said, "Hey, it's better than
the rest of the stuff up there." She said, "Would you rather die after
eating something healthy or would you rather die after eating something
good?" I just said, "This is the only good thing up there. The rest is
gross school food." Why the hell should she care what I eat? And she
made absolutely no point. If I had been eating half a cake and a bucket
of lard, I could see why she would criticize me (even though it would
STILL be none of her business).
I hope I get to stay over at Jen's tonight. I snuck my disk out
of the Write Place again so I can show her Summerland. I finished it!
It's pretty gnarly and neat-o. I hope Jen likes it. If she doesn't,
she can suck the dick I don't have. Maybe, sometime in the future,
I'll come up with a big, huge program that's really nifty.
I am so bored. I'm in history. Hell, I'm always bored. Why
shouldn't I be? Of course, I shouldn't inflict this boredom upon
others. I will go!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #394 - WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 12/28/98 !!