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seriously.
what the hell is the plural for all the egyptian god names?
horus? would that be hori? they're's FUNGI. I want my fucking
HORI. I want my ANUBI, too.
i contemplated this for quite a while before I took action. the
webster's dictionary lists the plural as 'anubises'.
anubises my fucking ass.
(maybe at this point, i should have just shut the fuck up and
let it go, but that wouldn't be a very good e'zine article, and it
wouldn't be very much fun, either. i decided to take action and call
the company that publishes webster's dictionary.)
me: uh. your dictionary says the plural of anubis is anubises. that's
fucking wrong.
guy: uhm, what?
me: your stupid fucking dictionary. it incorrectly lists the plural
of 'anubis' as 'anubises.' (going out of my way to curse.)
guy: i doubt it, sir.
me: you stupid fascist ansi-artist. listen to me. change the
dictionary.
guy: <hangs up>
i pondered this for a minute, before I yet again decided to take
_action_. man, i'm so witty. i take action so much. you should
probably see me as a role model. yeah.
i marched right into irc, and headed for #egypt. to make a long
story short, i got banned after a long string of questions regarding
anubis.
stupid fucking anubis.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #380 - WRITTEN BY: AVENGER - 12/25/98 !!