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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #349 !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "A Bunch of Little Notes !!
##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: I Wrote to Myself" !!
..:::::..::::.....::::........:: by Kreid 12/16/98 !!
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People have roles and are motivated by real people in real drama.
Shoot the pigeon. Eat rice krispies with seltzer water, it's good, and
if you don't like it, pour it in the toilet, it looks cool. Oh my god!
That man is crazy! Get him off my television! Get biscuit-ersed,
asymmetrical, bite onto me, never bleach your teeth, fuck that shit,
wait for boredom. Let me into your mind, vegetable man. Do you really
want to understand more? See how fucking stupid incoherence is? Do you
think you could do it any better than this, fucker? I'm less nothing
than you. This is less than meaninglessnessthiss. You poor fucker. I
just stuck a pencil in my nose. Biscuit. The Good Lord does not close
a door without opening a window. A cardinal sin. Do not write inside
the circle of life. Important information is the future of America. Do
not modify system-wide defaults. Please do not touch our look at these
detailed instructions. Amarketing strategy suitable for the 1990's.
Biscuit. A parentless boy raised by billy goats. Mathematically
formulated tomfooleries. All in a world full-a dumb bitchezz. The
world is like my ass: beautiful and perfect. Give me one page in every
magazine. I'm always screeming in yor face. You just snicker! and
snicker! and snicker! and snicker! snicker! snicker! SNICKER!
Simulate +++ beep! DO your HOMEWORK, NOT your GIRLFRIEND! It doesn't
make you any less of a dork, dork. Biscuit. I want to jerk off onto
the television just so that I can say that I did it. I'm only the
second dumbest motherfucker in the universe. M0T0RVR00M. Biscuit.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #349 - WRITTEN BY: KREID - 12/16/98 !!