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 '##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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  ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #344 !!
  #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS!  !!
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  ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "I Want To Fuck A Midget"                !!
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        I readily admit to being a man of certain, shall we say, sexual
 idiosyncrasies.  Fetishes, if you will.  This is not one of them, or at
 least, is not a fetish in the same sense that the others (which shall go
 unmentioned at this juncture because they're not really relevant.  If
 you stick around long enough you'll figure out one of them.  The other
 one I don't talk about because I'm sort of embarassed by it.) are.  If
 it is a fetish, it's more of an intellectual fetish, or a fascination,
 rather than something that (to be blunt) gets my dick hard even
 contemplating it.

        I want to fuck a midget.  Some of you will probably think me
 some sort of mean-spirited jokester or insensitive cad just for saying
 this.  I fully realize that being a midget is not a joke, that it is a
 serious matter that can cause them a great deal of pain.  Nevertheless,
 I don't think it's being prejudiced to be sexually fascinated by them.
 It's no worse than liking women with big breasts.  Well, perhaps worse.
 I wouldn't fuck a woman just because she had big breasts, while I would
 fuck a woman simply for being a midget.  But I certainly don't mean it
 to obscure all their other human qualities.  If she was a nice person,
 in terms of possessing those human qualities which I enjoy, I'd like to
 have an ongoing relationship with her.  But even if she wasn't, I'd
 want to fuck her.  Just for being a midget.

        It's not some sort of kiddie porn thing.  Midgets are mature
 human beings in my book, and should be treated as such.  It does have
 something to do with the mechanics.  The obvious disparity in height,
 for example.  She could probably give me a blowjob without even
 kneeling.  It just presents all sorts of possibilities.  And yet, from
 what I'm told, midgets' sexual organs are still full size.  So there
 wouldn't even be difficulty on that end of it.

        I probably won't ever have the opportunity.  I'm extremely shy
 and reserved around women as it is, much less midgets.  Nonetheless,
 it would be fun to do.  Just one more idle dream of mine.

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 !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #344, WRITTEN BY ASHTRAY HEART, 12/14/98 !!