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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #333 !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Are You Man Enough?" !!
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Sometimes, when I am sitting all alone, I can feel it. I can feel
the urge to write a sappy memoir piece. Just kidding. My real urge, and
my prior comment brings me to this, is to kill my litery arts teacher.
He is a worse then a buffoon, worse then a dunce in every way
imagineable: he actually thinks he comprehends what he daily "teaches"!
And with such beura.. ah but no one cares about my fucking
professor. This almost turned into a rant. Why I'm really here, is to
tell you to buy condoms. The big kind. You see, when you've got a
horse of a cock like I do, you really do need some huge rubbers to fit
the bill. And here at NybarTech Condoms, Inc. [TM], we make sure that
"one size fits all!" Here's our latest moment. (at this point Nybar
withdraws a gaping 16 foot expanse of rubber, looking not unlike a
stripped-down kiddy swimming pool, from his pants. Not his pants
pocket.)
"Ya see, here at Nybar-can'trememberthename-condoms, we have
commitment. Not just to makin' sure ol' man semen don't get through ta
ol' lady vagina, but to the FAMILY!" (at this juncture, a gawky,
redcheeked lad steps into our readin'-vision. He gives the thumbs up)
Lad: "That's right unky nybaR!"
Nybar "AWwwwwww..." nybar affectionatly places the condom over the
boy's head, it falls over his whole body.
Lad "Gwklahh! What's this liquid!"
Nybar "Whoops!"
(then Lion-o, the boy, Nybar, and the rest of the Thundercats heartily
laugh.)
Nybars grinning face appears as the logo, which the words
"Nybar's Condom Challenge: Are YOU Man Enough?" underneath.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #333 - WRITTEN BY: NYBAR - 12/11/98 !!