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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #291 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Earl: The Flightless Balloon" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Aster !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/16/98 !! !!========================================================================!! alone and lost in the world, all he could do was role roling over helped him to think so he roled and roled and roled but still he could think of nothing so then he roled so fast that he was just a blur crusing down the highway but then a vewry bad thing happened he was pulled over mbyt a big fat police officer whop was drinking starbucks coffee and eaing a donut earl had been roling above the speed loimit the officer whose name was ted. bby the way.... gave him a ticket and then left earl sighed in reliefe that ted ahd not strip searched him for numorous reasons but mainly because he was carrying pockets full, of illeagel goods but that's irrelevant! earl looked at the ticket... it read "the space between you eares is coming soon to a theater near you" he was puzzled but little did he know the space people were also coming and they were very scary they were evil as was the bbbad potato, lenerd and his evil pig friend merl now merl has a cousin, whose name was earline who was a member of the national council on lesbianism (the logo looks alot like the one for the double tree hotel) coincidence perhaps? i guess we'll never know if the sky is blue? or if the grass is green? or if we have 7 eyes or 369,124 THE END. (mangos are better (butter).) !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #291 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 11/16/98 !!