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>> "Yellow Balloon" <<
by -> Aster
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there is a yellow balloon. it lives in the garden. the garden has
lots of flowers in it. the flowers give the balloon allergies. the balloon
hates the flowers. even tho they are very beautiful and nice-smeeling, they
still give the balloon allergies and it hates them. everyday the balloon
goes out into the garden where it lives and rips the allergies-giving
flowers from their comfy home in the ground. this made the flowers very mad
for everyday more of their friends were killed mercilessly. so the flowers
started a plot to get revenge on the balloon that reeked havok on them.
they planned to pop the balloon. the first flower to try was flowsker.
flowsker is very strong and an athelete. one day while the balloon was
taking a break in the nice warm sun, flowsker walked up to it and flexxed
his muscles. the balloon laffed ve4ry hard. he said, "you think you can
pop me? just try!" this made flowsker very mad, because flowsker had a very
large head. he believed that he could do anything.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #233 -- written by Aster -- 4/18/98 *