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>> "MatCat Gives Up" <<
by -> Antihero
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From MatCat: ...or all the countless other mean things u did say to me
From Anti-Hero: it was a joke, man,
From Anti-Hero: i'm sorry.
From Anti-Hero: can you just do me that favor and we will be cool forever?
From MatCat: i would do this favor but, i gave up hope
From Anti-Hero: how can you do that, just give up on me... :(
From MatCat: and when i give up hope it is gone for either ever or for a
very long time
From Anti-Hero: gee, thanks, dude. you're some "friend".
From MatCat (to you): no ur some frend , if u can even say that word!!!
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From Anti-Hero: i love you, matt.
From MatCat (to you): i tried to be nice, i tried thinking a couple times
u ment it but every time it wus a waste of time
From Anti-Hero: i _mean_ it, matt.
From Anti-Hero: i love you (as a friend), man.
From Anti-Hero: dude, you're awesome.
From MatCat: im sorry , i lost hope in you
>>>> MatCat has just left the room. Watch Star Trek or die!!!
:/i matcat
>>>> Ok, you've invited MatCat to join you.
: /p mat please done give up hope! please, man... you're a true friend,
man...
<<<< Paging MatCat >>>>
: /p matcat please? i love you.
<<<< Paging MatCat >>>>
: /p matcat i'm just going to kill myself if you don't talk to me. i have
this heroin needle right by my arm here.
<<<< Paging MatCat >>>>
>>>> MatCat is paging you from HOTELeconference: i doubt u have enuff heroin
to kill urself
: /p matcat wanna bet? i got about 4 grams in this one needle and i'm just
gunna do it all if you just don't talk to me anymore...
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<<<< Paging MatCat >>>>
>>>> MatCat is paging you from HOTELeconference: hmm what will 4 grams do?
: /p matcat it'll KILL me. you should only take about 1 gram a hit, you
know.
<<<< Paging MatCat >>>>
>>>> MatCat is paging you from HOTELeconference: well touf luck, its too
late now
: /p matcat i love you, matcat.
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<<<< Paging MatCat >>>>
: /p matcat i love you.
<<<< Paging MatCat >>>>
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #198 -- written by Antihero -- 1/26/98 *