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>> "Drop Dead" <<
by -> Rattle
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and then i pointed at him with my index finger and said "fucking
die." with that he just dropped to the floor, completely motionless.
as if he was a machine that someone just cut the power feed to. needless
to say, the others in the restraunt were quite alarmed. while i just stood
there staring at the motionless body on the floor smiling, one of the
watresses called 911. in the 4 min it took for the cops and ambulence to
arrive, most of the people in the ihop left. most without paying. some of
the emploees left also. i have never seen a place clear out so fast. the
cops could not find any grounds to arrest me on. it made no sence that
this guy could just drop dead because i told him to. they told me that
they were going to watch me closely, and that i shouldn't leave town.
later i heard that an autopsy showed that the guy died for no reason. the
corroners were totally stumped. for no decernable reason his brain just
shut off and longer sent any commands to the rest of the dude's body.
none of this made any sence to me, i don't even know who that guy was
or why i turned to talk to him...
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #178 -- written by Rattle -- 1/4/97 *