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hogs of entropy #117
>> "an interview with mogel" <<
taken from log files written well before july, 1995 (hoe #90)
this is not funny.
by -> jamesy
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Mogel: INTERVIEW ME ALL NIGHT LONG. ASK THOSE QUESTIONS HARD AND FAST!
Jamesy: So, Mog, with all these Sticky Richie Rich comics lying around,
what are you now going to do to get off?
Mogel: Well, Jamesy, one can never had enough Richie... if you know what I
mean, heh heh!
Jamesy: If you were a vegetable, which vegetable would you be?
Mogel: Well, Lamesy, I think it would be a turnip. Turnips are so pretty.
So fresh. So rad! The breath the essense of WaReZ. I know that's
hard to get from a veggie - but I do it!
Jamesy: Speaking of Warez, what did you think of THG's new release of
PKZIP for OS/2 v2.04x?
Mogel: Well Jamesy, I think that the release had many blatant bugs in it. I
think that it would have been better if they just stole PWA's copy and
called it thiers. That's what I'd do if I was a warez d00d. But
there is that 'anti-0-day' problem.
Jamesy: How many times have you slit your wrists? And how many of those
times were you listening to Depeche Mode?
Mogel: Fortuanly, every time I have slit my wrists, it has been successful
and I had died. Imagaine if I hadn't died. That'd be scary stuff.
I'd have Depesh Mode playing 24-hours-day in my room. Hahaha!
Woo!
Jamesy: If you were a minimized window, what would your icon be?
Mogel: I would probably be a large breast. Just one. Not two. I'm going
to marry a woman with just one breasts. Just ONE large.
Jamesy: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say the
quote, "To stay or to go, it amounted to the same."
Mogel: Actually, I don't ever read things in quotes. Sorry.
Jamesy: Looking back at the bombing in oklahoma, would you rather eat the
dead children's bodies with A1 Steak sause or KC Masterpiece BBQ?
Mogel: I'd have to go with the A1.
Jamesy: If you had to stick any element from the periodic table up your
ass, what would be your choice? NOTE: it must be in solid form.
Mogel: Without a doubt it would be Uranium. There's nothin' like a little
cancer to spice up your day. Amen.
Jamesy: When you were a little boy, who touched you more, mommy or daddy?
Mogel: Mommie loved me. I'm not supposed to talk about that though.
Jamesy: Would you rather be a cheez curl or a cheez puff?
Mogel: I think curls. They're more... curly.
Jamesy: looking at the zine world today, and looking at all the shitty groups
out there <like that group gasp and stuff>, what would you say would
be the best way to genocide all stupid people?
Mogel: Have them listen to Blur's first album.
Jamesy: Why did you pick the name "Hogs of Entropy" anyway?
Mogel: Lots of goofy reasons. I wanted somethien sorta anti-profound...
but would at least make someone go "hmm!" -- something like that.
the name 'HOE' was funny. Pigs are cute. I'm obsessed with the
concept of Entropy.
Jamesy: But my point is why 'OF'? why not "oblivious" or "obsession" or
something? "of" is just so .. so.. grammarically correct.
Mogel: Because I'm a stupid moron.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #117 -- logged by jamesy -- 6/11/97 *