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Alright folks here's another super duper issue of h0e and it's number 97.
aww yeah, I bet you are just jumping off your seat to read this one. Okay
well, here's the lowdown on this issue: it's good, read it.
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long-sleeve shirts
submitted - kaia's friend drew
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Once there was a stupid, overgrown adolescent. Stupid, because he
let his emotions guide all of his actions. He should have learned his lesson
when someone he cared for very dearly suddenly turned her back on him. But no,
he was stupid, and not six months later, he tried again. This time would be
different.
He would do nothing to scare this second person off, for she was
too special. He cared about her even more than the first one, if that were
possible. He found the energy of the relationship so fulfilling that it made
up for the complete and utter lack of sex in his life. This was all he needed.
To be close to someone he loved. This was all he wanted. But she let people
convince her otherwise. "He will rape you if you keep on letting him ha
ng around," they told her. And she believed it.
So one day, completely out of nowhere, she decided she would have no
further contact with this person who had shared so much of her life for the
past six months. Seeing how misunderstood he had been, our hero lost all will
to live. "At least I have my work," he said. But then, he realized, he
didn't even have that. Because everytime he sat down to do work, all he could
think of was how much this girl had hurt him, and he'd start to cry. So
he failed all of his classes. But he never had to drop out of school, because
he lost all will to live way before that.
For some inexplicable reason he started vomiting uncontrollably. And
realizing that only one person remained who gave a shit about him, in the
midst of his vomiting he would write silly stories in an attempt to get this
friend's attention. But actually, the "friend" didn't give a damn about
whether he lived or died, or was happy or sad. Eventually he died of
starvation because he couldn't keep any food in his stomach.
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