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| | "HoeDate #1" | |
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| | By: Mogel | |
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(Save these! They are collectors items!)
I am a cool guy and shit. That's right.. even as ELITE as I am, I
still must proform the same bodily fuctions that you do. Wow. Okay, here's
the deal.. even though HOE is not really mega-super-hyper-mondo structured,
I was requested a lot to put a member list up... so I'm doing more than
that!!! THAT'S HOW ELITE I AM. HAHAHAHA!!! Here's a HOE-UPDATE, followed
by a Member list, followed by the Distro Site list, followed by a really
Elite play with the Distro SysOps as the cast, followed by the Small 19-issue
index. Told ya' I was ELITE!!!
Welp, as I have said in the past HOE is moving it's way to being...
well, uhh... well it's moving to being something.... but I slowly feel that
I am and can accomplish my dream of being another mover and shaker, and
money maker in what the people that need lables would call "the scene".
What I do know is, so far it's been fun. That's what is important
here anyway, right??? We are looking for good writers for HOE as you know...
making it better and better...with your help. Also, we're at a sort of
beginning here, so we need feedback. It's important. So far the feedback
has been more specific towards individual articles. Most people seem to
think that the group is something that is original in that it's not the
standard k-rad fuckup h/p/a group that releases un-original shit that
basically comes from a million other text files. We like that. That is
what we're trying to do here...that's why we believe that it's time we turn
the angle of the text file more on the people of the h/p/a world and what
they are thinking about life. How many times have you read someone write
"hackers are like this and that..."??? It's time to write: "I am like THIS."
Fight the old.
Fuck the norm.
Write the file.
Love the Spam.
On a side note, If anyone is willing to give random things to HOE,
that would interest us, we'd love them. I'm still looking for a Mod with
pig sounds. Since HOE really only puts out text files(which is what I WANT),
I think I'm going to complie all the original sounds, and picture files that
I get and I'll release those all in one big pack some day.
Oh, and I'd like to thank Abigwar for hooking up with us.. when I
wrote him e-mail the very first time I thought he would just blow me off,
but I was wrong. He has become an important brick in the wall that HOE is
becoming. Originally, the Abster was going to just do like one or so files
as a one-shot deal....but he had more to write so he's here now with us...
but if other writers that are dedicated to a group so want to hook up with
us for a "one-shot" that's okay too... as I've said, HOE isn't super-mega
strict. And because of our "angle" I feel HOE is not really the sort of
"competition" that I see h/p/a groups having all the time. I'll leave you
now, but remember this....the t-file is a chance for your voice to be
heard...your permanent voice....
Special thanks to [GiMP] for creating a really RaD file, the /<-RaD
Konverter. Here's and example of your conversion (with a little
peronal editing added) as we present...
The W0nderful B0ards 0f the W0rld that are H0E sites:
(as y0u KAn sEe wE n3eD m0re in ar3a K0dEz n0t listed here)
((Theze K-RaD GrAPHiX ArE AwEs0mE!!))
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| BBS NAME TITLE SYS0P B0DY PART NUMBER |
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| /x\0gE1-|__AnD WHQ /x\0g3l p4NCr34z 215-732-3413 |
| PaRoNiA SuBn0r/x\aL HQ SlAt3r WiNKi3 215-339-5831 |
| FuTiL3 Fr0NTi3r DiStR0 jAY t03 nAi1 215-943-1309 |
| hAcK3r CrACkD0wN DizTr0 D4rK PHib3r n0Z3 hAiR 215-945-1907 |
| M4RiE JaN3'Z BBS diSTr0 CaZp3R AnA1 h013 216-461-6162 |
| DiZt0rTi0n DisTr0 HaY\x/00d KiDnEYz 313-426-1986 |
| sT3113r NiGhTz dIZtRo tH3 \x/iZ4Rd L3fT nUt 610-896-9140 |
| LuCiF3R'Z LaiR DiZtR0 LuCif3r AR/x\PiT 610-859-9034 |
| T\x/iZt3d R3aliTy diStr0 \x/0lv3riN3 X 3y3 bA11 610-459-0598 |
| /<-Rad /<-0dE /<iDz diZTR0 PzYK0tiK PYr0tiK c010n 810-348-0421 |
| T.3./<.4.T DistR0 /x\R. SaNd/x\aN 'dA bRaiN 908-333-3333 |
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THE HOE MEMBER LISTINGS
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(If I forgot anyone on this list then.....tough shit, you didn't make
enough influence in my memory for me to incluse you... HAHAHAHAH!!)
STAFF
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Mogel - Head Editor and President
Slater - Editor and V.P.
The Wizard - Promotion and V.P.
Zorro - Site Manager
WRITERS
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Mogel - yaya you know... that asshole warez d00d
Defiant - he's really el333t33!!
Fuzzy - Epic Poem LameR
The Guest - Slow Bastard
Shot Gun Willie - SHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Everlast - this kid is dead.
Abigwar - I'm thinking of shaving my head. Any tips?
Corrosion - Hey ladies - he's a single stud for you!!
Zorro - welp, you know...
Slater - damn you're lazy.
the wiz - Don't diss the wiz. He's knows hiz biz.
Chal E. Mac - Like that ryhme up there ^^^?
....and just to piss off the HoeOps (my "pet" name for the SysOps
that run HOE distro boards, not inclusding me, Slater, and Wiz) I
have written a little play that they are the characters in.
The Cast
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Mogel "Mog" The dood Hacker.
Jay "Jay" The old bum.
Dark Phiber "DP" The dood'z phreak buddie
Casper "Casp" Fed #1
Haywood "Hay" Fed #2
Lucifer "Luci" The Devil.
Wolverine-X "wv" The Ansi d00d!
jUNGLE jIMMY "jj" The old lady.
Psycotic Pyrotic "pp" an Extra.
(Warning: If you take this seriously, then you are a loser.
This is fictional too, in case you were really dumb.)
The scene opens under a dark bush, where Mogel, the /<-RaD d00d
hacker and his phreak bUDDi3, Dark PHiB3r are on a lab top Beige
Boxin'. Mogel is feeling eXtrA ELITE since he has just hacked into
a FED computer system and is capturing important documents. Dark
pHiBeR iZ feelin' pretty phunky too.
Mog: "hahahaha dEwD!!! wE dId iT!!! tHiZ r0X!!!"
DP: "yayayayay just hurry up man..."
Mog: "heeeyyy.. don't you worry... I goTZZDAAA l0CKiN' tr4C3 DAT mAk3Z iT s0
da fEdZ won't catch uS!!!!"
DP: "RaD!"
Mog: "d00d, you taugh me how to do that...remember?"
DP: "Oh yeah. See, I'm so Elite I forgot!"
Mog: "No wait, I'm more Elite. I was the one that hacked the system!"
DP: "No wait! I'm more Elite!! not only do I have A11 the B0x files and
scenes MEMORIZED, BuT I c4n sp3ak them BACK\x/eRdz!"
Mog: "n000 w4Y, dEwd!!! That SUX!! I'm more ELITE... I have a 0-2 day wArEz
b0arD!!!"
DP: "No wAiT.. I'm m0r3 ELiTE!!! I'm a diZtr0 sit3 4 23 AnZi gr0ups and i
3v3n hav3 my 0wn Ansi Artist th4t f0110wz me ar0und and does whatev3r
I say 0n a moments notice!" [DP reachs into his tiny bag and pulls out
Wolverine-X's head...]
wv: "Hey dood!!!" [DP then stuff the head back in the bag!]
Mog: "RaD! That's Elite, dEwD!"
Meanwhile, two FedZ have traces DP and Mog and are running towardZ
the site where they are. They are about 2 bl0ckZ away.
Casp: "We've almost got them!"
Hey: "Yeah, these punks were easy to get... ahaha.. they used the oldest
'anti-lockin trace' doc there is around..."
Casp: "I can't wait to NAIL them!" [Haywood stops running]
Hey: "Hey, I didn't know you were gay. Me too!" [He starts running again.
Meanwhile, we cut to Psychotic Protic, who has no lines in this
play, and just waves like a moron and realizes that he is the safest
person in this barrage of stupidity! Meanwhile again, the fedZ
have caught up to the doodz.
Casp: "HEY KIDS!"
Haywood: "STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"
Mog: "ho tihs!"
DP: "kcuf em!"
Casp: "Yes, kiddies, we're the FBI, now turn around and put your hands over
your head!"
DP: "Mogel!! doood!!! you said 'diZ wouldn't hapP3n!!!"
Mog: "tHAt'Z wH4t y0U sAiD dood!! What are we g0nnA dooo to g3T awAY!!!??"
DP: "I know!!"
Mog: "What?"
DP: "I'll summon the Devil."
Mog: "dood!! kewl.. do it!!!"
DP: "DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL! WE HAVE SERVED YOU WELL!! COME COME COME!!!"
DP waves his hands widly like a moron, and the Fedz begin to laugh
in the pathetic display... then DP makes random chirk sounds like a
pingeon, and the feds roll on the floor laughing! But, then,
suddenly the Devil Appears in a puff of Blue Smoke.
Luci: "What seems to be the problem boys?"
Mog: "dood!!! TheZe fEdZ wanna LOK uZ up!!"
DP: "yah, dEwD, you gotta help uZ!!!!"
Luci: "Well, I can help you, but first ask me this.. do you have any /<0dEz?"
Mog: "aww she33t dood, I left dEM at Home....."
Luci: "HAHAHAAHAHA, no REAL servant of the devil would not have /<0dEz.. you
two are LaMeRz!!11!!11" [And with that the Devil disappears!]
Mog: "Yo.....dood.. what we gonNNA d0 n0W!?"
DP: "I know!!"
Mog: "What?"
DP: "I'll summon my Grandma!"
Mog: "dood!! RaD! do it!!!"
DP "GRANDMA GRANDMA GRANDMA YOUR GRANDSON IS IN TROUBLE!! COME COME COME!!!"
Casp: "That won't do you any good!"
Hay: "Yah, the Devil wouldn't even help you!"
Suddenly, Grandma Appears in a puff of Grey smoke. She has a very
large purse stuffed full of.....of grandma things.
jj: "hi sonny.. what's the problem?"
DP: "Grandmama... doZ mEnZ wAnTa HuRt UZZZ!!!!!"
jj: "Really? I'll show them!"
Grandma begins to beat the living "tar" out of the Feds and they
run away in fear.
DP: "TaNkZ granmama!"
jj: "Well, I hope you boys learned something from this little experience!"
Mog: "YaH!! n3Xt TiM3 wE bRiNg s0Me /<0dEz wiff uZ!!!"
[The End.]
THE HOE INDEX
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1) "The Entropic Theme Song"..........................Defiant
2) "The Wrecking Ball!"...............................Fuzzy
3) "Microwave Bomb"...................................Shot Gun Willie
4) "Meaningful Shit"..................................Mogel
5) "Eternal Sickness v1.1"............................The Guest
6) "Nirvana Unlimited"................................Mogel
7) "Ping Pong Bomg"...................................Everlast
8) "The End is Near"..................................Mogel
9) "Mortal Kombat II Docs"............................Mogel
10) "Violent Femmes - Add it Up".......................Mogel
11) "The Beef on Ham"..................................Jeager
12) "Hate Edge"........................................Abigwar
13) "Paradise Lost"....................................Corrosion
14) "Rage Against the Machine Lyrics"..................Everlast
15) "C'est Le Mort"....................................Corrosion
16) "How 2 B ]<001 Anarkutz"...........................Mogel
17) "ChroniC Must Be Destroyed"........................Abigwar
18) "Random Spam"......................................Zorro
19) "Darkness".........................................Abigwar
20) "HOE-DATE #1"......................................Mogel
There's A LOT planned to come...so you guys have seen NOTHIN' YET!!! Stick
with us, because as we mature, you will too dammit. Even though I personlly
HATE Greets, I felt like I'd instead give a few thanks..
A-Ko....Thanks for helping me with Nets, man... I'm a doob.
Beaner...mUKAK r0X dEwd!
Nikkie...One day we will dance naked together with a Pearl Box.
VaS...I'm happy that I can write for you guys now.
cDc...You made this happen. Now decide if it's good or bad.
Thanks all. Thanks for the support.. and expect these HOE-DATES
to come out ever 20-25 Issues or so... Don't be afraid to contribute and give
feedback...we love it all... if we get good letters, we'll be happy to make
an issue out of them... see ya doodz...
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| Mary Jane's.......2164616162 | <_U_> | the NEXT generation |
| /<RaD-/<-/< House.8103480421 | BuUuRP! | of stoopid... |
| Twisted Reality...6104590598 \ / |
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All Rights are ELITE.