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---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------
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			     Halloween IRC 1994
				  by IBFT

The log file you're about to read was recorded on the Internet Relay Chat,
Halloween night in 1994.  Cruel attempts to piss off drones who should
probably be doing something more productive anyway.  Harmless stress-relief
at the expense of robots who don't have enough excitement in their lives.
Putting pathetic, pretentious freaks in their place is illegal?  Well don't
tell me about it.  I reserve the right to say these things whenever I want
to, nothing you say or do can stop me or even hope to shut me up for as much
as a single second.  We harass without regard to any claims of innocence the
"victims" might try to make, we lewdly harass women and children, lesbians,
Asians, bored people; people talking about love as soon as people talking
about drugs.  Fuck them all, with any luck they'll end up under a stinking
heap of rotting human remains sooner rather than later.  But aside from 
that fantasy, reality is more cruel than anything I could come up with.  
They will all get what they deserve: a dull, vaguely paranoid existence 
punctuated by moments of intense ignorance, terror and self-doubt.  Every 
day until they die.

Those of you with social lives probably haven't used IRC.  The main thing for
you to understand is that since this is a log of Farnon's session, his name
doesn't appear when he says things.  Stuff he says just has a ">" in front of
it.

IRC log started Mon Oct 31 19:40

    braids pandora alladin hawk Nettie Jay SHITHACK Guardian 
<alladin> hi smurf
<Smurf> TRCI or treat
> trick or treat!!!
<spot> fantasy where you from?

<alladin> hi tuth fairy
> give me candy please.

> i am an adorable tooth fairy.

<FANTASY> *FANTASY's here time to go on a fantastic voyage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Smurf> hello! I'm here for the candy
<pandora> cool pandora is seeing it for the 3rd time on Feb 19
> candies?  why dont i get any candies?
> candies please!

> can i have some too
<Smurf> Thank you Jay!
> please?!

<Smurf> those were good
<FANTASY> spot: i'm fr st john's newfoundland,canada
<pandora> man i am so tired i cant even type write tonight
<braids> Drew,you  still  there

> mars bars.  GIVE ME SOME REAL FUCKING CANDY OR I CUT OF A FINGER ASSHOLE
<alladin> pandora: you should relax
> this is putrid shit i wouldnt give to my worst enemies

> you assholes
> give me candy please!

> give me candy please!
<Smurf> my smurf intestines are not feeling good...
<FANTASY> forget candies
<Smurf> THAT WAS BAD CXASNDY

<Smurf> i feel so sick
> before i knock all your fucking teeth out

<hawk> I am sick too..
> candy please.
<alladin> hi ann

<hawk> I want ann
<Jay> what's wrong? smurf
<pandora> hey alladin what year are you?

<alladin> pandora: first you
<Ann> hi

> you fed him shit you asshole

<Smurf> I will sue you black ass
<binge> ooooh

<pandora> i am a freshman in college

<Smurf> YOU cannnot fuck over a smurf like that!
> you fucking asshole, you trying to kill me.
<alladin> pandora: cool what's your major
<Smurf> don't you know there are laws?

> im going to rape your cat.  THATS MY TRICK YOU ASSHOLE
> give me *real* candy please
<hawk> guys dont' respond.. it won't solve anything

> CANDY PLAEsE
> please

<Smurf> TRICXK!!! hahaa funny trick
> no one will give me candy?
> you are not nice
> ANOTHER TRICK
<pandora>  i donlt know yet possibly education- you didn;t answer me

> FUNNY TRICK.  NO

> WHAT A YUMMY TREAT
> HOW COME I DONT GET A TREAT LIKE THAT
<Jay> what wrong with u smurf

> NOW THERE IS A TREAT
> WHAT A TRICK

> yum.  AIDS juice!  what a treat.
> these are real treats.  THANK YOU SO MUCH

<Smurf> YOU ARE very kind people to give us such treats.
> thank you
<pandora> dont eat me dammit
> we must go onto the next house

<hawk> tuthfairy and smurf are gay lovers.. just having some fun
> shut u.  your twat smells like a fish market bitch
<Smurf> until next year.
> HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!




          your lives!!! >;)

             Aeneas Freddy_K Zod Psalm69 rbDAVE tr3murs @vampiress 

<Freddy_K> hi rookie, don't go to sleep tonight
> TRICK OR TREAT!!!
> TRICK OR TREAT!!!

> SMELL MY FEET
<Snoopy> TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!
<Butt-head> I laff at flasherz
> GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!!!
<Aeneas> all new episodes tonight]
<Snoopy> Some candy please.

   an attitude adjustment.  <grin>
<Rookie> why not freddyk
> candy please please.
<DrmMaster> toothfairy sucks
<Snoopy> ANYone gonna give me any candy?
<vampiress> sheesh thats loud
<Zod> succ: why don't you believe me, must I prove to you that I'm 
      telePATHETIC!!??!!  :)
> give me candy now assholes before i bash your teeth in

<tr3murs> feet r yummy: tuthfairy:)
<Snoopy> SNOOPY DOES NOT ASK TWICE FOR CANDY

<Butt-head> uh... I got something good for you to eat... huh huh huh huh

<DrmMaster> you're hyper
<rbDAVE> NIN: hmmm, i once was all alone and felt a presence in the family 
         room.  i turned off the tv and a very evil image appeared when i 
         turned it off

> SNOOPY I THINK EE WILL HAVE TO KICK ASS
<tr3murs> hi B_H
> you bitch i \dont want your candy corn diarhea

> give us real fucking candy
<Snoopy> STOMP IT OUT NIG
> STOP IT YOU STINGY FUCKS

> STOMP ON IT YOU STINGY FUCKS

<Snoopy> i want lots of candy and right now
<Snoopy> please
<Snoopy> a lot of it
> give me candy
<Freddy_K> i will step on it

<Snoopy> NO ROCKS I KILL YU)
> we are nice little boys
> give us candy please please please
> we have been good
<Aeneas> now there's a spoiled child
<Freddy_K> no candy for you guys, you're little pricks
<Anonymity> wow, two daves from cariboo on here :)
<NIN> That is just toooooo fascinating rbdave.
<rbDAVE> did anyone read my scary story :(
<Freddy_K> wow.
> FUCK YOU ASSHOLE ILL RIP YOUR MOMS TEETH OUT

> retreat
<Snoopy> I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

-> *Snoopy* retreat
<Aeneas> she wears dentures




    @Valis @Vasha ClearlyJa 
> TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!

> give me candy please.  TRICK OR TREAT!!

<Snoopy> TRICK OR TREAT
> give us candy please.

#gayteen   Snoopy    H   sna@xxxxxx (LKJHDLK)
#gayteen   tuthfairy H   ~jason@TRAD.PC.CC.CMU.EDU (Jason Farnon)
#gayteen   gadg      H@  ~gadg@umrolla2-slip16.cc.umr.edu (Using the 
                         Grapevine Amiga IRC client (AmiTCP)!)
#gayteen   Per_G     H   cooke@HERCULES.CS.UREGINA.CA (Roxette.rules!=)
#gayteen   Prism     H   ~eclipse@shell1.msn.fullfeed.com (Reality? What's 
                         that???)
#gayteen   answer    H@  answer@question.tiac.net (Alone, always and 
                          forever...)
#gayteen   Valis     H@  valis@oak.liii.com (the divine invasion!)
#gayteen   Vasha     H@  vasha@hydra.cs.unc.edu (#gayteen is cool)
#gayteen   ClearlyJa G   ~root@ocd.loni.ucla.edu (Jay Carlyle)
*Freddy_K* come back on #halloween
<Snoopy> Hello, gay teens. am i cute enough to get your candy?
<Snoopy> shave off a piece of your candy ass and put it in this here 
         pillowcase
<Snoopy> NOW
<Snoopy> CANDY

> NO I THINK THEY ONLY GIVE CANDY TO FAGGOTS WITH BLOOD DRIPPING OUT OF 
  THEIR BUTTS
<Snoopy> do not make me play a trick
> WE WANT CANDY NOW BUTRAPERS
> TRICK OR FUCKING TREAT!!

<Prism> I'm not amused.
> TRICK OR TREAT!

> prism can i please have some candy?

<Snoopy> TRICK!!
<Snoopy> fucker

> thats what you get for not giving me candy

> ill knock all your fucking teeth out
<Snoopy> I played a trick now please give me something to eat
<Snoopy> and it betyer not be your dick
> we are joking
> this is our trick
<Snoopy> TREAT PLEASE
> we were joking
> NOW TREAT
<Prism> Ho hum.
<Snoopy> you suck.





    Lysergic @KevinTX @Wowbagger @JS @Sharp @FryBot 
> TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Alexis> tell me
<Smurf> TRICK OR TREAT
> give me candy pleae.
<Smurf> anyone have candy for me?
<Smurf> Smurfs play nasty tricks
> candy!  candy!  candy!
<Alexis> we're closed
<Smurf> I WILL CRAWL UP YOUR ASS IF YOU don't give me CANDY!
<Alexis> go away
> GIVE US CANDY PLEASE
<JS> lysergic is the tantric druggie bhodisatva
<Smurf> i could do it too cuz i am a smurf
<Smurf> CANDY NOW
<Smurf> treats
<Smurf> please
> ill rip all your fucking teeth out you nig if you dont give me candy
> GIVE ME CANDY NOW
> TRICK OR TREAT!!!

    <Smurf> I WILL CRAWL UP YOUR ASS IF YOU don't give me CANDY!

> candy please
<JS> Is this 'trick or dork'?

> JS i will kill your parents if you dont give me candy 

<Smurf> CANDY NOW
> TRICK OR TREAT
<Smurf> snickers dammit
> TREATS PLEASE
> i want m&ms
<Smurf> cough it up fucker
<Smurf> !!!!!
> they melt in my crotch
> DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS AT GUNPOINT?  I CAN BE NICE ABOUT THIS
<Smurf> lay me a baby ruth you asshole

> now MOTHERFUCKERSD
<Smurf> DO NOT MAKE SMURF PLAY A TRICK
> Kevin give us fucking candy
> i will yank your colon out and choke you with it
<Wowbagger> Go away assmunch.
> THAT IS MY TRICK.  YES.
<Smurf> don't make me ream you with oyur wooden leg
> GIVE US CANDY

    by KevinTX
<Smurf> nig!
> I WILL STICK Y MAGIC WAND IN YOUR TWAT
<Smurf> CANDY now
<Smurf> !
<JS> what a freakfest
<KevinTX> try #twilight_zone, i hear they have good candy.
> NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
<Lysergic> your going to go...
> GIVE ME FUCKING CANDY NOW
<Smurf> !
<Lysergic> get it...
<Smurf> fucking snickers
<Smurf> !
<Smurf> NOW
<Lysergic> get it...

<Wowbagger> #twilight_zone has awesome candy
<Lysergic> gone..





    renee @chiquita SLVRFOX C1audia 

<chiquita> why isn't anyone else talking
<Smurf> trick or treat!
> TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!
<chiquita> trick
<Ntropy> hello chaquita
<Smurf> TRICK OR TREAT
> WHAT IS THE TRICVK
<Smurf> Hello
> Can I have some candy please.
<chiquita> hi partner
<chiquita> lick me first
<Smurf> do you have any candy for us IRC trick or treaters?
<CptMorgan> hello and happy helloween
*Smurf* yes! they are biting
<Smurf> cpt morgan, any candy?
> candy please
<Smurf> i have not gotten very much yet
> i like baby ruth
<yummy> chiquita say something interesting about yourself
> please no razor blades either.  mom told me about them

<CptMorgan> smurt: lots of candy !!! :)
<Smurf> please no birth control pills
> can i have candy too?
<chiquita> yummy first turn me on
> please.  please please!
<Smurf> cptmorgan: what do you have for us?

> ntropy do you have any candy?
<CptMorgan> smuft: i have a lot of treats]
> what kind of treats do you have?!
<Ntropy> yeah :)
> i am a cute and adorable tooth fairy.

> what do you have for us good children?
<Smurf> someone give me a butterfingfer
<Smurf> butterfinger
> candy please!!
<CptMorgan> smurf: i have a finger

> a finger?

> all i want is some candy.
> please please?
<chiquita> give me two or three fingers
> you fucking dyke give me candy
<CptMorgan> tuthfairy: well you know what i mean :(
<chiquita> Ntrophy is a master guy
<Smurf> you bitches better give me your butterfingers
<chiquita> he's cool
> before i shove the indigop girls so far up your ass theyll 
  be way fucking up there
<yummy> showme happy halloween
<Smurf> NOW goddamit

> THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENDS WHEN YOU DONT GIVE US TREATS

> YOU STUPID FUCKINT CUNTS
<Smurf> DO NOT TAUNT SMURFS
<Ntropy> hehe :)
> ill kill your parents,  i need money.  ill take all their teeth
> GIVE US FUCKING CANDY *NOW*
<Smurf> TREATS NOW or i cut your hair

<sxe1> hello
<Smurf> no treats from yoiu?
<Smurf> SUCK



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