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Legions of Lucifer ('l?jen ov l?cif?r) n. 1. Any multitude of followers
 of the chief evil spirit, Satan.  2. A group of Anarchists and Computer
 Experts that work together as one to cause havok in the anarchy bound
 society of this nation.


Ed. Note:  Greetings mates.  Here is a little text file I pieced together.
           Nothing really big, just some dial-a-porn live services.  Before
           you say LAME, LAME and hit cntrl-c, think about this!

           These numbers can be quite useful...  Suppose you happen to aquire
           a VISA/AMEX/MC.  These do NOT have to be YOUR credit cards, and as
           a general rule of thumb, they should not be. Heh!  So if you have
           your worst enemies cc, here is yet another way to pour salt in that
           open wound, as these calls average $18-20/call, charged discreetly
           to the cc.  Or if you happened to accumulate someones wallet or
           purse, these may be of some fun.

           Some warnings though... I would recommend calling the service
           through a PBX, or a WATTS line, as I feel there may be tracing on
           some of this. Remember, the feds are NOTORIOUS for keeping lists.
           They will add you to the 'PERVERT LIST' and you won't be aware, so
           watch it!  I have the file coded to tell what cc's are good, and if
           they DO callback, which brings up another point...

           Just to make sure they don't catch you, go and dig out your trusty
           little lineman's handset.  Proceed to go and beige box the call off
           of your favorite enemie's line. Remember, HE deserves it!  Also,
           make a note of common sense... If you call a ringback service, or
           any with the box, you had better make sure that:

                1>  Your enemy is asleep or out of town

                2>  You have a long line on the box, so you can be calling
                    from a secluded area like a bush.  Some bastards, like me,
                    look out at night all the time, and people DO report
                    suspicious activity, and you don't need the pigs spoiling
                    your good time, and possibily confiscating your handset...

                3>  Check to make sure that the mark is not on the fon
                    before activating the handset, as the voltage drop of the
                    line pickup may make them suspicious...

                4>  Know the mark's fon patterns.  Is he always on  the fon
                    at night?  Etc.  This should be old hat to you, because
                    this is YOUR enemy, and you have been spying and have
                    probably tapped his line, for posterity and blackmail
                    sake, so you know his habits.  Just that it may be a slight
                    inconvenience when you are trying to 'score' on Sally's
                    Fuck Line and Mr. Asshole interrupts. Who knows?  The mark
                    may be a pervert, and may even start talking and getting
                    his rocks off [at his expense heh] therefore, it may be
                    useful to have a micro casette recorder in your possession,
                    as this is PRIMOLA  blackmail material to be played for
                    his wife/girlfriend/mom/clergyman, etc.

           With that in mind, it is bascially smooth sailing.  Without further
           hesitation, here are some #'s.  Note: You MUST be an adult to access
           these services.  Just thought I would throw that in! Hah!  [Good,
           DON'T listen to me, but DO have fun kids. Hehe.]


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V  = VISA        AMEX  = American Express      MC = Master Card    PP = Pre Pay

MO = Money Order RB = Ringback   Lmtd  = Limited Hours  $/$ 1st Minute/Addntl

Tran = Transvestites

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[201]  Washington, D.C.

   489-1785     Lipstick & Leather         V/MC           F [s/m]

[212]  New York City, New York

   242-8050     'Samantha'                 V/AMEX/MC/PP   F
   243-6929     We're Hot                  V/AMEX/MC/PP   F [Two]
   472-2769     Lipstick & Leather         V/MC           F [s/m]
   515-0969     Lori's Play Phone          V/MC           F [Tran=Spec]
   517-3958     Pandora's Box              V/AMEX/MC/PP   F/[M=Req Only]
   840-1060     Hot Talker                 V/AMEX/MC      F ['Christy']
   840-1060     Just Like Sisters          V/AMEX/MC      F ['Claire & Tracy']
   840-5333     Erotic Phone Fantasies     V/AMEX/MC      F ['Karen & Tiffany']
   840-5522     Hot Dreams                 V/AMEX/MC      F ['Amber']
   869-8998     Lonely Lady                V/AMEX/MC      F ['Heather']
   921-4222     Secret Phone Affair        V/AMEX/MC      F ['Crystal']


[213]

   466-7615     Velvet's Tele-Sex Club     Special Rates/ Unlimited Time
                [ Females!  Includes: Ginger, Debbie, Lisa, Karen, Lulu,
                  Mandy, Claire, Stacy, Donna, Bev, Julia, April]
   630-0813     Meet Sexy Girls                           F ['Lisa']
   859-2365     Lady Lust                  V/AMEX/MC/RB   F ['Sherry']
   976-0300     Velvet's Phone Sex         $2 + toll ch.  F ['Jenny the Greek']


[214]  Northeastern Texas

   233-4512     Texas Hot Asses Are Warm/Wet
   233-4517       "    "   "     "    "  "
   233-4519       "    "   "     "    "  "

[303]  Denver, Colorado

   321-3920     Fantasy Line               V/MC


[305]  Miami, Florida

   961-9533     Talk to a Starlet          V/AMEX/MC/RB   F ['Randy']
   963-3022     Fantasy Virgin             V/AMEX/MC      F
   981-1011     Your Ideal Mistress        V/AMEX/MC/RB   F ['Danielle']
   983-4699     Feel The Heat              V/AMEX/MC/PP   F ['Bambi & Lilly']
   983-4699     Wild and Naughty           V/AMEX/MC/RB   F ['Blondie']


[312]  Chicago, Illinois

   878-9640     Chicago's Finest Phone Sex V/AMEX/MC
   883-7294     Earotica                   V/MC             [all fetishes]

[313]  Detroit, Michigan

   669-4511     Fantastic Fantasy Conn.    V/MC/RB        F ['Joy']


[415]  San Francisco, California

   552-3462     Rio's Nice n' Naughty Fon  V/AMEX/MC/MO   F
   567-3112     Bitch Bitch Bitch!!!       $19.95 / 15 minF [cruel women]
   567-4578     Larva's Gross Talk         $25 [no collect cb's] [sick/perverted]
   567-4581     Kim's Phone                $15 / 12 min   F ['Kim']
   584-1140     Hot Black Gives Good Phone V/AMEX/MC      F ['Ruby']
   621-2354     Kinky Girls                V/AMEX/MC/$17.50 F
   621-TALK     Sweet Sexy Talk            $10
   626-CHAT     Fetish Hot Line            $10
   641-7925     Cross Dressers             V/AMEX/MC      F ['Mistress Diana']
   665-4632     Linda's Lip Service        V/AMEX/MC      F
   665-5216     Linda's Lip Service        V/AMEX/MC      F
   681-5415     Hot Foxy Young Girls       V/AMEX/MC      F
   931-8421     Deb's X-Tra Strength Fon Sex $15 per call F
   976-1116     Velvet's Phone Sex         $2 + toll ch.  F ['Jenny the Greek']

[512]  Dallas, Texas

   490-4575     Channel                    V/AMEX/MC/RB   F


[615]  Nashville, Tennessee

   254-6333     Cheeky's Swinger's Hotline                 M/F/GAY/BI etc.
    [To appreciate this one, you will need an issue of CHEEKY magazine, in
     which there will be a b/w photo section with numbers, corresponding
     to boxes. Call whomever ya'll want! Hah!]

[702]  Las Vegas, Nevada

   366-0001     Angel's Nest               RB             F ['Angelic Sluts']


[707]  Northwestern California

   585-0505     Live Phone Sex             V/AMEX/MC      F [no taboos]
   644-0484     Beaver's Slut Line Fon Fuck V/MC
   644-0925     Exotic Black Beauties      V/MC           F ['Brown Sugar']


[714]  Southeastern California

   542-FUCK     LA Girls Live              V/MC
   953-CUMM     Fetish Hotline             V/MC


[718]  New York City, New York

   263-2023     Kitty's Hotline


[817] Fort Worth, Texas

   430-0444     Fort Worth Foxes           V/MC/MO
   430-0445     Fort Worth Foxes           V/MC/MO


[818]  Los Angeles, California

   976-0300     Velvet's Phone Sex         $2 + toll ch.  F ['Jenny the Greek']


[901]  Chattanooga, Tennessee

   452-5786     'Lisa'                     FREE!!         F


[916]  Northeastern California

   753-8520     Lindsy's Load Line         V/AMEX/MC      F
   757-1643     Unf. Ginger's Gizzims      V/AMEX/MC      F



Watts Services:

1-800-255-0966    Rio's Nice and Naughty Fon V/AMEX/MC/MO   F
1-800-448-9277    Velvet's Tele-Sex Club     Special Rates/No Limit
                  [ Females!  Includes:  Ginger, Debbie, Lisa, Karen, Lulu,
                    Mandy, Claire, Stacy, Donna, Julia, Bev, April]
1-800-922-7825    Fantastic Fantasy Conn.    V/MC           F ['Joy']
1-800-937-GABB    Live Fantasy Line          V/MC/$1.20 per min.
1-800-955-REAL    I Wanna Drink Hot Cumm     V/MC
1-800-999-4SIN    Real Confessions           V/MC/$0.55 for 30 seconds
1-800-999-8462    Tina's Hot Party Line      V/MC/$0.55 for 30 seconds


1-900-246-6060    Dial-a-Date                $2 / $0.95
1-900-258-LOVE    National Dateline          ""    ""
1-900-456-DATE    Date-Line USA              ""    ""
1-900-535-MEET    Singles Connection         ""    ""
1-900-535-TRUE    Secret Confessions         ""    ""
1-900-646-DATE    The Dating Connection      ""    ""
1-900-646-SINS    Bizarre Secrets...         ""    ""
1-900-USA-GIRL    Hottest Phone Fantasies    ""    ""
1-900-999-LINK    Intro-Line USA             ""    ""
1-900-999-LIVE    Live Party Line            ""    ""
1-900-999-5372    Besty Party Line in America""    ""



And if that isn't enough, here are a few little things to enroll your mark
in.  Ya know, make sure he is POPULAR.

  Suppose for example, he needs employment:

  AD:   X-Rated Film Producers
        Looking for NEW talent
        Learn HOT TO PREPARE for screen test
        Call Darlene at... [312] 262-6900  for casting info TODAY!!

  Or perhaps, needs some practice:

  AD:   Free Life Size Love Doll
        $3 for p/h to:

        Gala Mfg. Co
        Box 2088.  Dept. VR4
        Toluca Lake, CA  91610

  Or he may need some more friends/playmates:

  AD:   Swinger's Magazines -- Amateur Color Photos -- Home Photography
        $2 each or 4 for $5 to:

        Collectors
        Dept. 04PP
        Box 1560
        North Hollywood, CA  91604

  Or perhaps the bastard's hands are tired:

  AD:   Jack Off Machine
        $19.95  + $2 s/h
        + Custom Flexible
        + Washable and Reusable
        + Night after Night of Satisfaction
        Mail to:
        Ero-Mack
        Box 8476
        Universal City, CA  91608


And by this time, the mark will have had his fill, and will probably either
vow a life of chastity and become a monk, or jump off of the nearest bridge.
Either way, it is positive for you...

Happy Hunting...

Garfield/?.?.?


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  "Anarchy is the base of todays society, without it, we would be in chaos"
- Anarchist





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