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? ? ? Mighty Issue #44
? ? ? ? ? illicit "OJ Simpson"
? ? ? ? ? ?? Liquid -By Winter Solstice
? ? ? ? ? ? Kollections
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Since you are all very tired of hearing about all the propaganda
with OJ Simpson I decided to annoy you somemore with _Cool things to do if
you are in the cell next to OJ Simpson_. I am simply writing this file to
agitate you and possible get some humor out of it in the process. Well let
me get started.
1. Run around your cell laughing wildy with
a bloody glove on your hand
2. Throw the bloody glove at him and scream
"I'M INNOCENT!"
3. Urinate on him while he is sleeping
4. Cut a car shape out of cardboard, paint it
white, cut a gun shape out of the cardboard as
well and pretend to drive around your cell holding
a gun to your head
5. keep him awake in the night by singing any song
you can think of as loud as you can
6. Scream his ex-wifes name loudly at night so that
it echoes through all the cells then fake an orgasm
7. Ask him if he wants to become your "bitch", and
offer to be his "pretty-boy"
8. Masterbate while he is using the toilet and tell
him about how you would like to help him
9. Masterbate all over his bed so when he goes to lie
down he slips off
10. Climb on the bars and scream "MY PENIS IS STUCK!!"
11. Explain to him the whole ordeal you watched on
the news about him and tell it in great detail
12. Throw excrement at him through the bars.
13. Pretend to do a seance to his ex-wife and
scream,"OH GOD I'M CUMMING AHHHH YEAH!"
14. Ejaculate into his daily meal and demand
he eat it all or you will anally rape him
15. Toss a football around in your cell and
when you are done pop it with your errect penis
and laugh
16. Measure your hardon counting the inches aloud
smiling and looking at him and winking
17. Take a minature _HERTZ_ van and make it run
all over your body, finally make it enter your
rectum
18. Offer to feed him his Breakfast, Lunch,
and dinner from your hand
That is all my sick mind could think up so hope you enjoyed this
tfile and if you diddn't enjoy it suck my balls and send your best regards
to your sister, she was great.
If you like what you saw in number 7 and would like to become my
"bitch" leave me E-mail.
? ? [MiLK] Information
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? ? [MiLK] Sites:
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? ? The Obloid Sphere..........(708)965-3098 [14,400]
????????????? CUM........................(708)961-1220 [14,400]
????????????? The Asylum.................(908)914-9318 [14,400]
????????????? (NUP) I LOVE FEDS
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