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50 Ways to Say FART!
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Ok well I'm back again after programing that crap [MiLK] BBS. An
upgrade for that should be out soon! Well Since [MiLK] didn't have any lists
of junk like BLaH did, here is the first one. It kinda sucks but what the
heck, it's a list.
Dedicated to my wrestling teacher, Mr. West.
1. Who cut the cheese?
2. Who beefed?
3. Who let one fly?
4. Floated an air-biscuit
5. Rattle the Rose-Bushes
6. Rattle the Rafters
7. Spring Air
8. Stinky Cheese
9. Rotten Eggs
10. Stink Bombs
11. Silent but Deadly
12. Bon-Goo (Korean)
13. Your anus smells bad
14. Something smells fishy
15. Wet Butt
16. What's that smell?
17. Stop moving your butt cheeks
18. Widen the Butt
19. One-Cheek-Sneak
20. Passed Gas
21. Helluva Smell
22. Took a Dry Dump
23. Loosened the old Spinkter
24. My, you smell like crap
25. Who dropped the bomb?
26. <Sniff><Sniff>
27. Undie Grundie
28. Poof!
29. I can't hold it much longer!
30. Butt Crack just got wider
31. Wide Load
32. Door knob
33. Shake, Rattle & Roll
34. artfa (Pig Latin)
35. Buttafucco!
36. Grumble, Grumble
37. Honk
38. Fun in the Undies
39. Close your legs
40. Cow Dung
41. art without the "F"
42. Snicker
43. Pants Knockers!
44. Fubacca
45. !@#$%Q$%#@$%^
46. Grin :-)
47. Sneek-a-peek
48. Opened the Buttocks
49. Sweatin in the Butt Crack
50. Rattle, Rattle, Thunder Craddle, Boom, Boom, Boom
Well that is about it for this issue. As you can tell, I ran out of
words after about #25. Hope you liked it!
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File Number 31, "50 Ways to say Fart" By ?lack ?ust?ce
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