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So, I'm sure you've heard the news. Well, um, that Nirvana guy killed
himself. It's real sad.
He was so cool. You could spell his name is SO many different ways.
Like "Curt Cobain", "Kurt Cobain", "Kurt Kobain", or even "Kurdt Kobain".
I can't spell my name in that many ways without making it look dull. But he
handles name spellings gracefully and beautifully. And he was really cool.
He wrote lots of neat songs. Most of them sounded the same, but most
of them were good anyway. The other people in the band were neato too, and
you probably won't get to hear very much about them anymore either. That's
pretty sad.
Well, lets just remember him how he would like to be remembered. Oh.
Well I guess I don't really know how he would like to be remembered. Hmm. I
will just remember him as a really nifty person. He even wore women's
clothing on stage and got cheered for it! I know if I went out on a stage
playing my guitar in a dress, I'd probably get things thrown at me. But not
him! Noooooooooo... cause he was too cool.
Yeah, he even changed his hair color a bunch of times too. Pretty
drastic changes, eh? Yes, it was blonde, then pink, then dark. And he had a
cool goatee too. Yeah. How neat.
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So what of Courtney Love and their baby? Hmm. Well, we'll hope that
Courtney goes the whole week without slashing her wrists, and then we'll see
what happens.
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I saw this man perform once. It was neat. He even broke a little bit
of stuff. He liked to break things. He would buy really cheap guitars, and
then break them a lot. The crowd loves that kind of thing. He even leaped
into the crowd at the end. But the crowd booed, because they never played
"Smells Like Teen Spirit". Those cocks.
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I think it's ironic. There is a compliation CD for sale, featuring a
song by Nirvana, written by the late Kurt Kobane, entitled "I Hate Myself and
Want To Die". Hmmm. A cry for help?
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Well it seems that even the Jehovah's Witnesses and those airport
guys with the long braid have failed Kurdt this time. May he rest in piece,
and I hope they buy him a good coffin, with windows and handles. Bad coffins
suck worse than thumbtacks on your sofa. Even worse than syringes in your
Pepsi. That really sucks.
Good luck, Courtney. Good luck, baby. Good luck, Dave Grohl and Chris
Novosellic. Good luck, Kurt's dog. Good luck, blender. I hope you find your
faith in JR b0b d0bbs, and his spirit will guide your soul and protect you
from the harm that enveloped Kurt. His death was tragic, but he will be
remembered, and revered in our hearts forever and his music rings heavily in
our ears.
"I'm a negative creep, and I'm stoned" - kurdt
"Gimme back my alcohol!" - kurt
"I'm so horny" - curt
"When I was an alien" - kyrt
"Do put out the blowtorch" - kort
"rape me"
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