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[FiLE #4:]
MiNDCRiME Presents:
Asshole of the Month
The Official Anus Emmy
Presented to: blootin
Runner's up: Solctice, heretic, b1tchez.
[Pretty soon, Solctice will be like Whitney, snagging
all the awards..]
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n (O O) n Violets are blue, n (O O) n
H _|\_/|_ H You fuxed with me, j00 H _|\_/|_ H
nHnn/ \___/ \nnHn So fux yew, times 2!! nHnn/ \___/ \nnHn
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MiNDCRiME Presents:
Narq of the Year
The Official Trust Me Not Emmy
Presented to: Skipjack
Runners up: pX (email me for his inpho)
Hark! I am a narq!
Of stark nature and poise,
I lurch silently amongst the noise.
Your info, haveth I
Dick size, hair color and cbi
Watch me, j00, I am a spy!
When u fux up, you will hear,
Skipjack narqed you out, sweet and dear.
Fux with me not,
For I shall narq,
Destroy your family, will I do
Just for fuxing with me on IRC, j00.
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MiNDCRiME Presents:
Fag of the Century
The Official Buttfuck.Com Emmy
Presented To: Solctice
Runners up: no one, he won by a long shot.
I don't even know where to begin. Why don't you call him yourself:
Jim Reinknecht (Solctice) 908-832-6633
[I know it's lame, but considering the numberous times he
put my info up on irc... Merry Christmas, fucker.]
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