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PUBLIC ENEMA PRODUCTIONS!!!!
ISSUE #1
By A. Nonomous
"This world needs an enema, and we're just the men to do it"
Disclaimer: I don't reccomend using the techniches described in this doc, so
don't come crying to me if you get caught. This information is presented for
INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY by way of the first ammendment("BoB" bless
America). Besides, we KNOW you would never use any of this...
TABLE OF CONTENTS!!!
1-INTRODUCTION
2-HACKING PEPSI MACHINES
3-FREE NATIONAL SPORTSPAPER
4-FREE PHONE CALLS FROM LONG'S DRUGS
5-SODOMY BOXING
6-CONCLUSION
Chapter 1-Introduction
Howdy for the information of the Public Enema anarchist group. This is my
first electronic publication, but not the first phile that I've written and
distributed. It's gonna be kinda' weak at first because I'm the only one
gathering information and writing articles. Hopefully, other people will join
in soon. Look for me(A. Nonomous/The Hare Krishna) on the bay area scene,
mostly east bay if you want to contribute. Well, hope you like it...
CHAPTER 2-STOP THE pEpSi CONSPIRACY!!!!!
Caffine is in Pepsi. Caffine is a drug. Drugs are evil(so sez George). So,
by the substitution postulate(I have been paying attention in class!!!)
Pepsi=evil. Right???? So is it wrong to steal money from drug dealers??? I
didn't think so...
MATERIALS:
-A guy that's pretty skinny
-A knife
THAT'S IT!!!
OK... First, you have to know where to look. On the bottom right side of
the machine there is a little hole. It's located above the base but below the
hinges.
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The next step is the hardest part. Reach into the hole and reach up as far as
you can. You should feel a vinyl bag. You're going to want to pull this out.
THIS IS NOT EASY!!! Be patient. If you work long enuff, it will come. It helps
to be skinny(like me)... It might even help to use fishing hooks or some other
device to get it out easier, but I'm not sure. Once it's out, all you have to
do is chop it open. This is also not easy. My personal preference is to light
the bag on fire and melt it a little. This is also kinda' fun. There's nothing
like watching a Pepsi machine spew smoke. I know at my school I've made $110
in one night off of 2 machines without any effort at all.
On the newer machines, that have the coolin' picture on the front, it's
super easy to get free pepsis(but I'm not sure about the money). Just open the
flap that the cans come out of and feel around. Usually there are a couple of
six packs there for storage. Pull them out of the plastic rings and you're set.
Now, you may ask, doesn't this sound too good to be true??? IT'S ALL
TRUE!!! That's the incredible part. BTW-This techniche doesn't work on the
older machines, just the ones with bubbled fronts and/or chillin' pictures on
the front.