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" .. nyquil issue seven .. "
.. nyquil seven. well it has lived till issue seven and it is still
going. for some of you these jokes might be getting old. so we
will be coming out with something new next issue. might be on irc
might not be. not really sure yet. however i do think it needs to
expand a little bit.
.. any suggestions are still welcome and submissions are always
needed. in this issue recluse, the man, goes into #wicca. the log
was small, and not that long, but hopefully some of you will be
inspired or something.
< pale >
. ..xX this log has been edited for easy reading . ..
Done By: recluse
Twisted Idea By: pale
/ In this log, I go by the nick 'GiJoe' giving my pet cooking tips to all
fellow cat/dog cuisine lovers in #wicca. /
IRC log started Wed May 31 19:59
- ** Logging to irc.log is now ON
- ** GiJoe (k_lined@squeaky.free.org) has joined channel #wicca
- ** Topic for #wicca: cat spanking
<Izumi> wierd question, is there or is there not a user with the nick c4rrl0n
+ in this channel?
<Lysa> Ferg, didn't
<tygress> there is
-<GiJoe>- Hey, I noticed the topic was "cat spanking".
<c4rr10n> I am here
-<GiJoe>- Any pet lovers in here?
<Izumi> this how come it keeps telling me no such server
<Lysa> mm GiJoe
<c4rr10n> sorry. I was getting kicked off another channel
<JDawgg> everyone loves pets in one way or another
<SunTea> welcome back, mysty ;)
<Gaia> Me, GIjoe!
<Ferg> GiJoe: I got a monkey....:)
<c4rr10n> them jesus ppl didnt like me much
<SunTea> mysty: =)
<Izumi> c4rrl0n; wierd, I can't do a whois on you
<DarkSong> or loves petting...
<SunTea> jdawgg:)
<tygress> goddess within!!!!!! this pizza looks GREAT!!!
-<GiJoe>- I love my pets.. love to fatten them up so I can broil `n' eat
+ them that is.
<tygress> (I was eating breadsticks before... just opened the pizza box)
<JDawgg> suntea:)
- foxxi throws at donut *bonk* at GIJOE.
<mystarwin> Suntea: I'm not back for long... will be a long time till I bother coming back online again
<c4rr10n> that's cuz I am god =)
<SunTea> mysty: why is that? :(
-<GiJoe>- Did you know fried dog is 95 percent fat free? Oh, and it goes
+ great with Soy Sauce!
- JDawgg hands GIjoe my dog:_)
<Izumi> c4rrl0n; Am i dixlesic or am i spelling your nick right? seriously?
- DarkSong draws his Claymore and *glares* at GIJoe !!! GGRRRRR
<jaik> mystarwin, why?
- ** Ferg has changed the topic on channel #wicca to Monkey Spanking
- Aggedor asks foxxi to throw a donut at him, since he's hungry.
- ** You have been kicked off channel #Wicca by foxxi (foxxi)
- ** GiJoe (k_lined@squeaky.free.org) has joined channel #Wicca
- ** Topic for #Wicca: Monkey Spanking
<c4rr10n> hahaha.. Izumi all the vowels are numbers. try it that way
<Ferg> ewwwww......
<foxxi> that's it....i hate bad Chinese jokes.
<tygress> Izumi, its a one and a zero
<Lysa> ACK!!!!
<Izumi> ack
- foxxi throws at donut *bonk* at Aggedor...
<Izumi> 1!!!!
<Izumi> ah
<Izumi> jeez
-<GiJoe>- Honestly! If you ever have the chance, for example, if your old
+ dog 'sparky' is gonna bite the big one, cook him up and server him for
+ Thanksgiving dinner.
- Aggedor catches the donut and eats it.
- ** Racter (racter@netcom14.netcom.com) has joined channel #wicca
<JDawgg> foxxi: eat the damned donuts:)
<Izumi> 2' from the monitor and i couldn't even tell with this font, i need a new one
<Racter> mm all
<Lysa> mm Racter
<Aggedor> mm, Racter.
- ** Ferg has changed the topic on channel #wicca to My Parrot has an incredible pecker
<im> can i get soemthing off my chest?
<im> i need to yell
<Izumi> ferg; heh
<Aggedor> Ferg: Hehe.
<DarkSong> I am writing a Korean cookbook: 101 ways to wok your dog !!! <ducks>
-<GiJoe>- Pets are a GREAT source of vitamin C and B.
<JDawgg> gi: what the hell are you abouot?
<foxxi> JDawgg: hehehe, i own a chain of chinese restaurants, thus i detest dog/cat jokes. =)
<Racter> dark: hehe
<SunTea> mysty: ? why :(
-<GiJoe>- I'm about muching on pets. They are yummy in my tummy.
- ** You have been kicked off channel #wicca by tygress ( sick motherfucker )
- ** GiJoe (k_lined@squeaky.free.org) has joined channel #wicca
- ** Topic for #wicca: My Parrot has an incredible pecker
<SunTea> darksong: =)
<foxxi> can i kick ban him please? ;)
<foxxi> *** TARGET LOCKED ON gijoe ***
- ** You have been kicked off channel #Wicca by foxxi ( Slisted! )
- ** GiJoe (k_lined@squeaky.free.org) has joined channel #Wicca
- ** Topic for #Wicca: My Parrot has an incredible pecker
<Aggedor> tyg: Hehe.
- ** You have been kicked off channel #Wicca by foxxi (foxxi)
- ** GiJoe (k_lined@squeaky.free.org) has joined channel #Wicca
- ** Topic for #Wicca: My Parrot has an incredible pecker
- Gaia cheers Tygress.
<JDawgg> you are a sick ass also
- ** You have been kicked off channel #Wicca by foxxi (foxxi)
- ** GiJoe (k_lined@squeaky.free.org) has joined channel #Wicca
- ** Topic for #Wicca: My Parrot has an incredible pecker
-<GiJoe>- Why are you all so harsh? Pets are food too!
- ** You have been kicked off channel #Wicca by foxxi (foxxi)
- ** GiJoe (k_lined@squeaky.free.org) has joined channel #Wicca
- ** Topic for #Wicca: My Parrot has an incredible pecker
<SunTea> darksong: need any help? any korean influence needed :)
<JDawgg> go foxxi
<Racter> someone ban him
<Ferg> foxxi: I have seen Korean restaurants with crates of cats on the
+ loading dock...
- ** Mode change "-o GiJoe" on channel #wicca by tygress
- ** You have been kicked off channel #wicca by tygress ( Yerrr outta here...)
- ** GiJoe (k_lined@squeaky.free.org) has joined channel #wicca
- ** Topic for #wicca: My Parrot has an incredible pecker
- ** You have been kicked off channel #wicca by im (im)
- ** GiJoe (k_lined@squeaky.free.org) has joined channel #wicca
- ** Topic for #wicca: My Parrot has an incredible pecker
<foxxi> *** TARGETING SYSTEMS DEACTIVATED ***
<JDawgg> someone fuckin shoot him
<foxxi> out of curiosity, who filled the ban list? :)
<Izumi> foxxi; thank you
<Aggedor> Hehe. He must have autojoin.
- ** DonKnots (feelwell@netcom11.netcom.com) has joined channel #wicca
<SunTea> ferg: ewwww
<foxxi> Aggedor: the ban list is full. =)
<Aggedor> Don!
<SunTea> ferg: i DO NOT eat that shtuff! yiiiiick
- ** Mode change "-b foxxigone!*@*" on channel #wicca by foxxi
<DarkSong> the ban list is FULL ????
- ** Mode change "-b *!*~timbrwol@*" on channel #wicca by tygress
<Aggedor> mm, SunTea. *hug*
<SunTea> (cats and nasty shtuff like that that is) :)
-<GiJoe>- Anyway, if you ever hear someone in the middle of the night
+ saying 'here kitty kitty' that would be me.
- ** Mode change "-b *!*Here@*" on channel #wicca by tygress
<Aggedor> Sorry for not noticing you.
- Ferg ate rat burgers at the DMZ
<tygress> I hate lame bans
<DonKnots> merry meat and heilsa...
<foxxi> *** TARGET LOCKED ON gijoe ***
- ** You have been kicked off channel #Wicca by foxxi ( Slisted! )
- ** #Wicca Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)
IRC log ended Wed May 31 20:04 /\
idiots ;)
. ..xX editors notes . ..
this issues was a little short and small on content. but hey it happens.
again if there is something you want to tell me or submit ...
[ paler@netcom.com ]
next issue will be pretty awesome hopefully. with school out i can
pull my efforts into improving upon nyquil.
. ..xX end of issue seven . ..