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              ? nyquil number four, the first duo issue. ?


                     * nyquil issue number four *


    in this, the first duo issue of nyquil, we bring you two great
    performances. the first from mistawho, who pretends to be a KKK
 member in #black. the second from deathbringer who does a spectacular
   job of being a new irc user who is getting flashed. both captures
    were fairly small so i put them together for the first ever duo.

  the submissions have been coming in large numbers lately. there are 
    a few key things i would like to see in the submissions. i would
   like to see a creative plot, a lengthy log, and a fairly neat log.
   i am more than happy to go through and edit anything you give me.
   the editing is up to you though, but again, i am very willing to
   edit them. keep the submissions coming!

   -pale




OPNOTES *** K_K_K (~mistawho@godfather.cyberquest.com) has joined channel
        #black

<K_K_K> Let's see how long it takes me to get killed
<player> what yall wanna talk about
<player> kkk what?
<SweetLuv> kkk get the f*ck out!
<K_K_K> Hmmm, guess you can't kick me, hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<K_K_K> you mean fuck?

<K_K_K> Hello?
<K_K_K> Is this just about the color black?  Or just about a lot of black
        people?
<pfuzz> whats up with kkk?
<Sunspot> bring on that amuniton
<K_K_K> eYE aM fORREST, fORREST gUMP
<K_K_K> yOU aLL wANNA kNOW hOW eYE gOT mY nAME?
<K_K_K> My momma told me that my great great grandpa started this club called
        the KKK, and they went around hanging something callled coons from
        trees

<K_K_K> *SweetLuv* fuck you you sorry PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
<K_K_K> Geee, I lub you too
<player> I am from Montreal, canada! and u where r u?
<player> i got one more thursday then my relatives is comin to get me
<K_K_K> We hang Canadians too
<K_K_K> eh, hosehead?
<SweetLuv> kkk: you couldn't f*ck me with that 1 inch penis of yours
<K_K_K> SweetLuv : It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it
<punches>  you are so damn TIRED YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<pfuzz> kkk: us black people are actually using a type of vernacular that only
        black people can understand...so fuck off
<K_K_K> Us whitie's had to get real used to that
<K_K_K> pfuzz : Oh, so it's...   Like, a black thing, right?
<player> kkk is a punk don't trip,
<SweetLuv> kkk: with that small mind of yours you wouldn't know how to use it
           if it came with instructions
<player> kkk is a greek homo
<K_K_K> SweetLuv : Well, yes I can, cause my momma told me everything I need
        to know!
<Sunspot> KKK: why do you want bring such a disturbed manner on the net
<K_K_K> I am greek, so what?
<Gmath> c-ya all! fuck u kkk
<player> kkk, you's a fake ass fool
<punches> That figures! Just listen to you!!!!!!
<SweetLuv> kkk: I should have known that you were an inbred piece of shit!
<K_K_K> Sunspot : Just wnated to to see what it was like in here
<K_K_K> INBREEDERS

<K_K_K> I am one of them
<K_K_K> My sister and I, ooooh, watch out, we get things going
<K_K_K> player : I'm not a fake..  I'm the real white thing
<punches> In this case mother dosen't Know SHIT!!!!!!!!!

<pfuzz> goodnight kkk....u are sounding real tired
<K_K_K> wHITE pOWER fOR tHE gREEKS

-Kevr- Initiating DCC Chat (204.92.48.18)

<<< Mail Bomb that address, thank you - mistawho >>>
<player> hahahaha you are funny, white, ohh you must have a penis problen
<Lars> NO CARRIER

<K_K_K> I don't have a penis problem, the dick pump and I work out quite well
<SweetLuv> kkk: go to #shitface where you belong and get your mother to fuck
           you in the ASS.
<Sunspot> KKK: but you use one of the most hated organizations as a nick and
          make racist references
<pfuzz> sweetluv: ooh...such language!!! i love it
<K_K_K> SweetLuv : But but, my mother isn't a herm, so she can't do that to
        me, do you want me to ask her to wear a strap on?
<K_K_K> Plus, the KKK is just an organization for white folks, nothing more
        really
<robo53> What with kkk is it for real or a joke?
<K_K_K> robo53 : wtf do you think fucknut?
<punches> What do u look like?
<Sunspot> KKK: actually your refered to blacks not having good grammar
<K_K_K> Sunspot : So?  Can't help it if I point out the truth



     even though that was the second episode in #black i decided to
     release it in this issue. it was rather small but does well on
    content. to point out something, nyquil does not like to release
     issues dealing with only one or two channels. the more channels
     we have fun in, the better.





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Deathbringer's Notation: Basically I went to #chatzone on the undernet and
pretended to be flashed and be a first time user.  You'll get the idea.
(My nick is `tyler'). I also waited around here and massflashed everyone 
a few times before I started shit so that a few people would share the 
same problem.

My crap is indented with one space and messages to me are in *starz*.
 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
 <tyler> Ahh... what's going on???
 <tyler> Something just happened to my screen?
 <tyler> HELP!
 <tyler> I can't SEE!
<NoW> tyler, what's wrong with it?
<NoW> tyler, you don't see anything?
<hernan> My screen too
<tyler> I can't see anything! Everything is garbled!
<QI> flashed?
<hernan> yea
<NoW> sounds bad...
 <tyler> What's going on? HELP!
<Kelse> Tyler: check your terminal emulation
<NoW> Qi, help the guy out. :)
<NoW> I think the only thing we can do is kick him.
<QI> signoff and type "mesg n"
<JackS> someone was trying to flash huh
 <tyler> What's going on?!?!?!
 <tyler> HELP!

<Pablo> tyler: try kicking your monitor

<Pablo> :)
 <tyler> Now things are beeping! I can't see anything. There aren't any
         letter's here! HELP!

<Baby> chill tyler
<Pablo> beeping ???
<NoW> tyler.... poor guy... I feel sory for him.
 <tyler> Ahh! HELP!
 <tyler> HELP!!!!!!!!
<sushi> ok tyler
<Kelse> he's getting msg's
<jazz> i have the same problem too

<tyler> Ahh..
 <tyler> QI: How do I signoff? This is my first time here?
 <tyler> HELP!
<sushi> tyler:?
<hernan> tyler:why dont connext again
 <tyler> HELP!!!!

 <tyler> SIGNOFF
 <tyler> TYPE SIGNOFF
 <tyler> HELP!
 <tyler> This isn't working!!!
<sushi> tyler :??????/
<QI> NO: /SIGNOFF
<Blah> lower case tyler :)
<NoW> should we kick him?
<tyler>  /SIGNOFF
<NoW> he can't see anything
<NoW> why are you telling him what to do? he can't see anything
 <tyler>  /SIGNOFF

<jazz> tyler:i have the same problem too..nothing shows when i type..
<Kelse> HEY ANY OP: kick Tyler off so he can relog...his modem switched to
        TTY and he needs to have it reset
<tyler>  /SIGNOFF
<QI> i think they can see caps..
<Pablo> tyler : try buying a new computer :)
 <tyler> HELP! I CAN"T SEE! What's wrong with this? This sucks!
<Pablo> you can use your old one in many ways
<NoW> Kelse, we are only chops. that takes an IRCop

<jazz> IT'S NOT THE COMPUTER..I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM TOO..

<imran> its a virus attack
 <tyler> Someone PAHLEEEEEEESE HELP ME!

<Baby> imran?
 <tyler> AHHH!

 <tyler> AHHHHH!


-- editors notes --

   nyquil is looking for some good ascii artists. i have no need for
   ansi at this time. obviously any form of art will be welcomed, but
  ascii especially. i have a great need for more ascii's. a site would
   not be far off for a few good quality ascii's.